Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

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Recent tweets

mccanntb Why does no member on the opposition benches ask @theresa_may to clarify which piece of legislation gave her predec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:18 AM, Jan 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

gelles Just In: TSA checkpoint closed in Houston due to staffing issues

The security checkpoint and ticketing counter in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…23

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:11 PM, Jan 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@AirCanada @Aeroplan pleased you’ve sorted the deal but are you going to do anything about Canadian citizens who do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

via Twitter for iPhone

feeling old. had to explain both HAL (as in 9000) and “do you want to play a game?” this afternoon.

via TweetDeck

grufwub It’s 2019.

We’re now exactly halfway between y2k and the 32-bit Unix time overflow.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:48 PM, Jan 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

another cold sales email today but interesting it’s from Google and the tone in which it mentions Rackspace “In add..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ip

via Twitter for iPhone

Well, this is for sure a variation on cold call emails. Thanks Rupert N. 😸 🦁 pic.twitter.com/0fNJdEN7gW

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Lord_Sugar Piersy your mate Donald is reviving a Micheal Jackson song @piersmorgan pic.twitter.com/M3tOk1KuNZ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Jan 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ejoneshelp hey, I have only today have had an email receipt for a transaction in-store back on the 23rd November 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ip

via Twitter Web Client

@ejonesjewellers any reason why I’ve only today received an eReceipt for a transaction in a store back on the 23rd..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f1

via Twitter Web Client

mikko 1024 + 512 + 256 + 128 + 64 +32 + 16 - 8 - 4 - 2 + 1 = 2019

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:12 AM, Jan 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

bitfield They say that every controversial political opinion you post on Twitter costs you half your followers. Well, here w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:51 PM, Dec 30th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ProfBrianCox The reason I do not believe either no deal or May’s deal are now possible is the clear shift in the polls detailed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:55 PM, Dec 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Andrew_Adonis Pro-Brexit - Putin, Trump, Orban, Salvini
Anti-Brexit - Varadkar, Merkel, the rest of the EU

Er, which side should we be on?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:54 PM, Dec 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Number10cat He’s making a list,
And checking it twice,
Gonna find out
Who’s naughty and nice.
Santa Claus is contravening GDPR.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Dec 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Queen_UK Get the RAF on the sodding blower and shoot the bastards out of the air.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:28 AM, Dec 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Open a Monzo account and you’ll get £10 for free. Merry Christmas from me! monzo.com/referral?code=…

via Twitter for iPhone

@ptaccesshelp any known access issues? reset password and recovered id to be sure and still doesn’t work on iOS or web. please advise.

via Twitter for iPhone

@YodelOnline I wonder if the how to use twitter manual was delivered to yodel by yodel? They’ve clearly not received it!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to YodelOnline

brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Dec 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

writing more documentation and have an insatiable want for McNuggets! i could uber eat order, but, seems extreme fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TT

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an evening of catching up on tv shows and writing compliance documents. living the dream. now bed for a few hours u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IT

via Twitter for iPhone