Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

April 2013

do I bail and go past legoland. not going anywhere here!

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so @redhat are going to screw the world with huge licence hikes on RHEL. screw them by switching to CentOS - https://t.co/TEnONJRDxg

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@jennalou_k aren’t sheep and dragon the only two words? @RobertCalum

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jennalou_k

@benlovell sorry, missed this tweet. didn’t get a notification.

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apparently @boffbowsh has a triple headed wide out tight end. @WheresWardy agrees & they turned up at the same time this morning. worrying?

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bought a scratch card. won. broke even. sigh.

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@WokinghamBC someone needs to sort lights on matthewsgreen rd. they’re stuck on red one side & v. dangerous as ppl are jumping them

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@boffbowsh is that also the middle row? bingo!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

@aircanda oops! i’m almost certain you are lovely :)

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@benlovell why are you talking to yourself on twitter?

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@FHTechTeam the support ticket i had open i got told that it wasn’t possible, but, happy to open another ticket

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@AirCanada what time is the ticket desk at LHR T3 open to and from please?

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so @aircanda reservations don’t understand english so may be forced to go to LHR to find out what i need to know. absolutely appalling.

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@FHTechTeam also, improves contacts in general. multiple identical contacts everywhere. if you could do me a database update directly….?

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@FHTechTeam biggest issue is no bulk updates. got 400+ domains that i need to change contacts on & then change IPSTAG

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@neilmiddleton not NS’s i’m worried about. post acquision fun and contact/ownership changes etc.

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never buy domains with @Fasthosts - they have the most unfriendly, feature weak, domain control panel - EVER!

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â@thesambarneses: Loads of vacancies right no@globalpersonalsls globalpersonals.co.uk/vacanciesP#fb” - want a new challenge? beer & bacon provided!

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airport, airline and associated other fees, charges and surcharges take the piss! then in some cases (canada) paying tax on the charge

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RT @YodelOnline: We’ve teamed up with @WorldBookNight. RT for a chance to win this set of 20 Top Titles! - https://t.co/cg3i6Rsram T&Cs …

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@Timato_ i do hope you don’t mean this https://t.co/N19yXU0y7v & actually mean this https://t.co/UjaY66eB8l in which case, i want one!

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@thesambarnes whatever, you’re clearing listening to suck on my chocolate salty balls

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Major League Combat is a sport that combines juggling, rugby, Capture the Flag, and maybe Quidditch? https://t.co/F40nWkK9DJ #wtf

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RT @rklipman: The internet is literally over. RT @SusanArendt: Cat. Dressed like a shark. Riding a roomba. Chasing a baby duck. http://t

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@neilmiddleton you definitely won’t finish the book that way ;)

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weebls on spotify! ♫ Hands Over Pastry — Weebl’s Stspoti.fi/ZtkdhSdotify

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@trevorpotts0 i’d buy the red ones on the right, but, you could pull off the multi colour check ones :)

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@boffbowsh you can emigrate there now, nothing to stop you ;)

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saw a bag robbery recovery in Windsor today. guy i think from jewellers opposite ryman chased him down and got it back cc/ @ThamesVP

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jfchevrette Kinda scary when Google Apps returns “This account was deleted and is no longer recoverable.” when your boss is trying to login.

via web (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Apr 17th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

don’t get me wrong, death is sad & morning needed, but an entire day of headline news is not appropriate use of my license fee @BBCNews

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RT @TheRealSheldonC: I’ve had enough of Windows 8, so I’ve bought myself a new copy of Windows 7 from a certain online auction site… htt …

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RT @ONKYO_EU: Win great sound in a small sized music system https://t.co/hUp71ONI2I — RT until April 23 to enter…

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lots of exciting opportunities @globalpersonals ruby & coldfusion devs, design, testers & customer care globalpersonals.theresumator.com6

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@dfgrumpy yes, as i said, fully patched. and that’s what i’ve done. have done it lots before. doesn’t work this time with 1.7 @Adobe

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@dfgrumpy and yes, it’s OSX 10.8.3, CF 9.0.2, fully patched, Java 1.7.0_17 : java -version is fine, JAVA_HOME fine & JDK’s cc/ @Adobe

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@dfgrumpy ok - if you can tell me how to get it work, i’d gladly follow the instructions. mac thinks it’s 1.7 fine, cf ignores cc/ @Adobe

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so after much googling & testing, basically ColdFusion 9.x won’t work on OSX with Java 1.7 - thanks for not giving a crap @Adobe, again

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flackhackjack So, my brother-in-law has resigned from his 9-to-5 job in spectacular fashion. Jerry Maguire meets Masterchef. pic.twitter.com/4JB1gPp1kj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 AM, Apr 16th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

has been driven to old skool happy hardcore. hold on tight and get your hands up in the air!

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@StevieBuckley everyone is a bigger fan after @thesambarnes i mean, he’s an ewok! cc/ @boffbowsh

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Kathbum As it’s such a nice morning, I’ve put the kid, her car, and two dogs out in the garden. It’s like watching a really cute Grand Theft Auto.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:28 AM, Apr 15th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

thank goodness for ssh clients on iPhones and pre shared ssh keys. issue resolution whilst baby feeding. check!

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ordered @PapaJohnsUK pizza as @Dominos_UK website is down, hey @rackspaceUK you should check if it’s you guys! just as nice.

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@Timato_ god makes me angry to. especially as he’s made up

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nothing like trying to figure openid attribute exchange in perl on a Friday afternoon

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Skawtnyc Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a system administrator? It’s a lot like this: i.imgur.com/w7AlzVD.jpg

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Apr 12th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@Loud_one I was thinking get you drunk but hey, up to you! @jennalou_k

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RT @eldsjal: Rockstar created Spotify playlists for all radio stations in GTA. So awesome! https://t.co/WahCGVJXtZ

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@JammyTheC prompting the “is that an umbrella in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me” comment :)

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@boffbowsh if they’re bloody you really should stop beating them

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â@Tomtidsds: “Mapped: Oyster Card touch ins and outs” @TimeOutLondonobit.ly/ZOrwgagkU” - very cool

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thinks the time has come to accept i’m not going to win in a situation with a supplier Âr

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How Animals Eat Their Food: youtu.be/qnydFmqHuVoD via@YouTubee - i defy you not to laugh.

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ChinoWanker_ I think I found him. pic.twitter.com/2RSURXJDpI

via Photos on iOS (retweeted on 1:49 PM, Apr 10th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

â@IanVaughanan: How to suck at your religion - The Oatmeabit.ly/ZzPYZJ4MO” - if you’re that way inclined, take a read. amen!

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@bentruyman thanks. oddly, if i hit refresh from the web ui it works, but, from cron - doesn’t say it’s been updated even though it 200’s

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bentruyman

@bentruyman did you post a gist about nginx and fever… i’d love to take a look! mine runs, without push, but can’t load my google opml

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can’t get feedafever.comJ to import my opml from google reader. it’s running on nginx (albeit w/o push) but won’t import. any ideas?

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@drewm not as valuable but i had the stock bottle opener stolen from my golf gti when i had it at bagshot rd bracknell one cc/ @Kwik_Fit

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â@drewmwm: “I hate my daughter’s boyfriend, that’s why I tried to kidnap her.” Jeremy Kyle is on in the waiting room.” - of course!

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@barryf you should have felt it coming in the air tonight

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@WheresWardy feel free to come and do my two!

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is enjoying panic gardening along with the rest of Berkshire as the sun’s out at long acres

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it’s nearly beer, going home, JD drinking and Sully cuddle time!

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can’t decide what to make my bash prompt look like

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@rackspaceUK great news… can you make airbrake more reliable now please! cc@exceptionalal

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has just read about more details on built in sphinx HA https://t.co/LQWbP6BLCH - definitely something to play with at some point #needtoclone

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the sun is out. that’s all the good news i’ve got.

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doesn’t happen every year but ironic that this fine year jesus has risen on April fool’s day. explains a lot.

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