Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

January 2012

DepressedDarth If pink is the new black, I’m in trouble. The stormtroopers will not take me seriously if I’m wearing a pink cape.

via web (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Jan 31st, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

awesome response by @sainsburys - renames tiger bread to giraffe bread after letter from a 3 year old https://t.co/PUvLXA2F

via Twitter for Mac

anyone know where i can get some official bose quiet comfort 3 replacement ear cushions?

via Twitter for Mac

@RealBradHaverly a steam, i’m not boiling a kettle? you mean a stream right….?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

started playing with jekyll last night for my blog - still not sure if i want to even keep the blog or make it a stream type thing.

via Twitter for Mac

RT @dhh: “Holidaymakers have been warned to watch their words after a tweet”, https://t.co/F5IuDdS5 [DHS/TSA is a disgrace to the US]

via Twitter for Mac

@RealBradHaverly you sure as hell wouldn’t want to realise half way up you need the loo!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

@BigMadKev they’re completely redoing it. they’ve literally flattened it and rebuilt it. must be costing millions.

via Twitter for Mac

was surprised by the number of old people gazing & discussing the large crane at Daniel’s in windsor. it’s a crane, what’s to discuss?

via Twitter for Mac

quietroomtweets Somebody in the sign-writing department is VERY cross about, well, almost everything. twitpic.com/8dwh3y

via web (retweeted on 12:07 PM, Jan 31st, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@cerysbear my wife would agree with you, but, I like them!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MerysCurphy

@jasonkneen @barryf the lion, the witch and the small patch of grass - doesn’t sound quite the same

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonkneen

@monadic no problems. very keen to find out what you can help us out with as soon as.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to monadic

well doesn’t this day just suck big fat chocolate salty balls

via Twitter for Mac

@RabbitMQ sent an email to support@ asking about consulting; is there a better address to contact?

via web

@barryf we could tell you were barry ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to barryf

peejaybe Dear Waitrose Abingdon, why you should check a poster containing the word ‘count’ from outside as well… twitpic.com/8bhtxp

via Echofon (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Jan 25th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

synthjock I once bought a Bonnie Tyler satnav. It was rubbish. Kept telling me to turn around, and every now and then it fell apart.

via web (retweeted on 3:14 PM, Jan 23rd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

having only drunk lemsip this weekend i feel slightly better. still quite a way off feeling normal though.

via Twitter for Mac

@lightboxstudios you might miss out this time @therunningdude is in miami trying to pretend he’s a beach adonis /cc @globalpersonals

via Twitter for Mac in reply to lightboxstudios

@andrewgarner haha, don’t become a travel agent will you

via web in reply to andrewgarner

@cerysbear practice what you preach love ;)

via web in reply to MerysCurphy

needs suggestions for a nice hotel, not to far away for 1 night. doesn’t really have to have much, pool, bar, restaurant

via web

@MelKirk well, happy to keep it, but, it’s not been enormously reliable of late!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@MelKirk yeah, seems to be when you post it kills mysql!! just restarted it. you might need to shift it somewhere slightly more reliable! x

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

via @JammyTheC - the true use of mumsnet “@ThePoke: Stop what you are doing. Read this discussion thread on Mumsnet fb.me/1omMV76zcp”

via Twitter for Mac

@MelKirk haha, it’s about a 15 mile drive. normal run is 30 minutes so it’s not that bad, it’s quite painless with a few straight roads.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@MelKirk I’ve had coffee #2 and am OK. Need to start getting a kickstart though, wash my thermos and drink one on the way in to work.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@thesambarnes if he’s like @flapjackthecat though he’ll be nice for a while then bug you to feed him! ps. get well soon wicket

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thesambarnes

@MelKirk coffee machine. although, i’ve already been here 1.5 hours ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@jongilbraith graph paper & pencil - they’re pretty new, you might not have heard of them =D

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jongilbraith

@jasonkneen or, just turn or javascript and use the site normally :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonkneen

@adam_reid i’ll be concerned if for some weird reason you’re the common factor that a bunch of people know me by though! ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to _adam_reid_

has our first NCT meeting this evening - feels a little bit like first day at school meeting the class!

via Twitter for Mac

@mattomaszewski i think you look most like the small green dragon :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mattomaszewski

@grayhaze that wasn’t on the shortlist, but, i’ll run it past the wife. i like it.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to grayhaze

RT @JammyTheC: Talk about flogging an undead vampire. No more Twilight books but more films planned. Please God, no. https://t.co/gZbda7Hw

via Twitter for Mac

is looking for a Senior Ops Eng to join my Windsor team & help manage a successful, large online web application https://t.co/UJRq27T9 #jobs

via Twitter for Mac

is it wrong to get twitter/gmail accounts for the potential names of your unborn baby?

via Twitter for Mac

feels like shit, can’t breath properly and now to freeze my arse off scrapping the car.

via Twitter for iPhone

has felt my baby kick! that’s amazing and freaky!

via web

@itv2 you just came back from an ad break to show the same piece of a movie you’ve already shown - like it’s stuck on loop!

via web

@MelKirk depends what you were looking for. could be expected. “blue waffle” is a term i just unfortunately googled (not safe for humans!)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

Announcement of Percona XtraDB Cluster (alpha release) https://t.co/xuGRv2qR via @percona - this could be really interesting

via Tweet Button

@mmazour careful, @andrewgarner’s selection has been known to send people in to spiral’s of despair.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mmazour

Job opportunity: Senior Operations Engineer at Global Personals - Slough, United Kingdom lnkd.in/CF7GbNZ

via LinkedIn

so, the government says have two drink free days. that just means more per day over the other 5 doesn’t it?

via Twitter for Mac

RT @richardbranson: For those who don’t know the expression I used yesterday, ‘jammy bastard’ is an English phrase that means lucky son …

via Twitter for Mac

RT @andrewgarner: Marriage proposal goes wrong at UCLA game … https://t.co/zyyX3Rc2

via Twitter for Mac

is shocked at the largeness of boxes baby things come in. my house is now full. @mothercareuk your order tracking is really really bad!

via web

@DreamsPete @Dreams_Beds ok. thanks. you’ve taken the money so i hope you’ve got the order!!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to DreamsPete

@adam_reid a group of hibernating hedgehogs is a nested array then? /cc @WheresWardy

via Twitter for Mac in reply to _adam_reid_

â@qikipediaia: Baby puffins are called pufflings.” @neilmiddletoneton; awesome, have always liked puffins. a group of hedgehog’s is an array

via Twitter for Mac

RT @dsingleton: OpenDNS appears to be blocking https://t.co/CCfsPuAl - and thus many CDN hosted JS libs (jquery, prototype, etc). Via htt …

via Twitter for Mac

@JimTheBaggie pram, cot bed, change table, mattress, car seat + adaptor, change mat. did it online to save over 25% but this sucks!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to JimTheBaggie

@RealBradHaverly it’s going to my parents as it’s bulky stuff which makes it worse and they’re using yodel who’re crap @JamesLafferty quite.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

isn’t at all impressed with @mothercareuk & deliveries. one order coming in 5 different shipments. didn’t tell me that, should be fail

via Twitter for Mac

@neilmiddleton it’s the brussels sprout effect (happy new year!)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to neilmiddleton

@Dreams_Beds hi, tried web contact form but it doesn’t work. registered after ordering but order doesn’t show online to track can you help?

via web

has new year’s resolutions to get fitter, spend less, actually setup a new website (less is more). let’s see how that goes.

via web

@MelKirk nowt wrong with it, stop grumping, that’s not in you happiness project ;)

via web in reply to MelKirk

has put Christmas away, found my v5 and mot certificate. now, i need some peanut butter and bread. work tomorrow = alarm = grump.

via web