Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

April 2012

has eventually mastered firing the car seat base. now to get the car seat in it. thought I should et it down down pre baby arrival!

via Twitter for iPhone

@JamesLafferty cheers James. it didn’t get much better!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JamesLafferty

just been asked by a German school kid if I have a fire for her, what she meant was a lighter. saved by cigarette gesticulation.

via Twitter for iPhone

@andrewgarner unlikely, @therunningdude can’t pull off moves like that - no stop, drop and collar pull, he’ll know ;) cc/ @LaurenBarnesWLD

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

is pleased to discover it’s annual penguin awareness day penguingeek.wordpress.com/2007/04/25/wor…H via@AL0sbornee

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might actually be able to think about going to bed. this thought starting over 2 hours ago… i’m knackered!

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@agit8or i don’t have the capacity for humour today so afraid not. “authorisation timeouts” again. sagepay.com/system_monitoru

via web in reply to agit8or

is staggered. the supplier that’s been screwed all afternoon is now screwed again!!!! I JUST WANT TO GO TO BED FFS!

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@andrewgarner it would, but, i can’t drink in case the flippin’ late baby decides to make an appearance!

via web in reply to andrewgarner

this day can’t get worse. shit uncaring nhs staff, shit suppliers, shit technology, shit customer care from companies. we continue…

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only @sagepay could cache their status page and tell you it could take up to 10 minutes to update.

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thanks to the i’m now in a really really shit mood.

via Twitter for Mac

from @AmazonUK “Your feedback is helping us build Earth’s Most Customer-Centric Company” - you’re failing - you still use yodel/hdnl!!

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is unsurprised that once again a @AmazonUK delivery by hasn’t turned up. what’s the point in prime when your suppliers don’t deliver!

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innocentdrinks Happy St. George’s Day. Here’s a guide to slaying a dragon. pic.twitter.com/UAyvdkok

via web (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Apr 23rd, 2012 via web)

has found a good use for phone camera’s and the internet boobstagram.frp

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@IanVaughan i bet you’ve got double rainbow playing in the background don’t you….

via Twitter for Mac in reply to IanVaughan

is there any way to use CURLOPT_DNS_CACHE_TIMEOUT but not in php, just on the command line?

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feels like i’m bashing a dead frozen fish against a wall.

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amerbob Sniggering at my desk like a loon because of this —> “@OctoberJones: Furious. Text from Dog. twitpic.com/9ble7e

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Apr 19th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

has had hair cut, eaten my levi roots pepper pot chicken (not as g’d as the bbq one) & now back to work whilst waiting for baby developments

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globalpersonals We’re hiring! Check it out… bit.ly/HNbETe

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Apr 18th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@jasonkneen i’ve had it spelt “Ean” as well before now.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonkneen

is very pleased to see heading back to the big time… premier league here we come!

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timblair knows next to nothing about pig-bladder-kicking, but is glad to see that the local side have something to celebrate

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Apr 17th, 2012 via web)

@timminchin great job, it’s an awesome musical and good you’re getting recognition.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to timminchin

has a plan. using mainly spoons.

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is watching concordia sinking caught on camera. captain knows he’s taking on water yet doesn’t evacuate! don’t know facts but pretty damning

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@kwinczek haha, no, nor the j.d. one. i opted for raiding the medicine cabinet and found some left over codine. seems to be helping.

via web in reply to kwinczek

@IAMKELLYWARE push through those thoughts kelly… you don’t have to do it

via web in reply to IAMKELLYWARE

might end up in a&e this w/e. cough that makes it impossible to breath and induces vomit and stops you sleeping isn’t really sustainable.

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@easyjo i’ve thought about this and decided my answer is no. good luck though.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to easyjo

@MelKirk shame you put them in a teacup ;) hope you’re feeling ok!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

globalpersonals No sign of here @globalpersonals! Pastries, bacon rolls, and fresh coffee on the go!

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 9:04 AM, Apr 13th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@AL0sborne been using tulisa’s video for tips?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to AL0sborne

innocentdrinks Today is bring a badger to work day. And if it isn’t, it should be

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:42 AM, Apr 12th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

Loud_one@UberFacts: The postal code for Delta, Canada is V4G 1N4.” This made me giggle!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:25 AM, Apr 11th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

wonders if anyone has gotten @Percona 5.5.21 to build on a lion osx machine? yes, i know it’s not supported.

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@neilmiddleton did that last night. might have to try another one!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to neilmiddleton

still doesn’t have any sign of anything happening in the wife + baby department. hopefully this tweet will hurry him along!

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@jasonkneen I need to get one. Where was it from??? Not for me by the way!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonkneen

@thesambarnes jesus man, you’re too old for spring break cc/ @mmazour

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thesambarnes

can’t believe there is actually snow forecast this week. that’s a little bit crazy!

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@MelKirk think of it like this. better safe than dead. :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

has another delay with High Performance MySQL v3. ordered ages ago via @AmazonUK & now supplier delay until end of the month! @Perconacona

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would like to point out to @YodelNews that a “safe place” is not leaving a package outside my hour in full street view, unprotected.

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