has eventually mastered firing the car seat base. now to get the car seat in it. thought I should et it down down pre baby arrival!
@grantbunyan two wheel’s, one ux’er
just been asked by a German school kid if I have a fire for her, what she meant was a lighter. saved by cigarette gesticulation.
@JamesLafferty cheers James. it didn’t get much better!
@andrewgarner unlikely, @therunningdude can’t pull off moves like that - no stop, drop and collar pull, he’ll know ;) cc/ @LaurenBarnesWLD
is pleased to discover it’s annual penguin awareness day https://t.co/LwGb7U8H via @AL0sborne
might actually be able to think about going to bed. this thought starting over 2 hours ago… i’m knackered!
@agit8or i don’t have the capacity for humour today so afraid not. “authorisation timeouts” again. sagepay.com/system_monitoru
is staggered. the supplier that’s been screwed all afternoon is now screwed again!!!! I JUST WANT TO GO TO BED FFS!
@andrewgarner it would, but, i can’t drink in case the flippin’ late baby decides to make an appearance!
this day can’t get worse. shit uncaring nhs staff, shit suppliers, shit technology, shit customer care from companies. we continue…
@philakilade glad you liked the stand and thanks!
only @sagepay could cache their status page and tell you it could take up to 10 minutes to update.
thanks to the #nhs i’m now in a really really shit mood.
from @AmazonUK “Your feedback is helping us build Earth’s Most Customer-Centric Company” - you’re failing - you still use yodel/hdnl!!
is unsurprised that once again a @AmazonUK delivery by #hdnl hasn’t turned up. what’s the point in prime when your suppliers don’t deliver!
innocentdrinks Happy St. George’s Day. Here’s a guide to slaying a dragon. pic.twitter.com/UAyvdkok
has found a good use for phone camera’s and the internet boobstagram.frp
@IanVaughan i bet you’ve got double rainbow playing in the background don’t you….
is there any way to use CURLOPT_DNS_CACHE_TIMEOUT but not in php, just on the command line? #lazyweb #linux #curl
feels like i’m bashing a dead frozen fish against a wall.
has had hair cut, eaten my levi roots pepper pot chicken (not as g’d as the bbq one) & now back to work whilst waiting for baby developments
@nathanpitman without.
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@jasonkneen i’ve had it spelt “Ean” as well before now.
is very pleased to see #readingfc heading back to the big time… premier league here we come!
timblair knows next to nothing about pig-bladder-kicking, but is glad to see that the local side have something to celebrate #readingfc
@timminchin great job, it’s an awesome musical and good you’re getting recognition.
has now lost my voice #FeelingRough #needtobeinbed
has a plan. using mainly spoons.
is watching concordia sinking caught on camera. captain knows he’s taking on water yet doesn’t evacuate! don’t know facts but pretty damning
@kwinczek haha, no, nor the j.d. one. i opted for raiding the medicine cabinet and found some left over codine. seems to be helping.
@IAMKELLYWARE push through those thoughts kelly… you don’t have to do it #justsayno
might end up in a&e this w/e. cough that makes it impossible to breath and induces vomit and stops you sleeping isn’t really sustainable.
@easyjo i’ve thought about this and decided my answer is no. good luck though.
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@MelKirk shame you put them in a teacup ;) hope you’re feeling ok!
globalpersonals No sign of #Friday13th here @globalpersonals! Pastries, bacon rolls, and fresh coffee on the go!
@AL0sborne been using tulisa’s video for tips?
innocentdrinks Today is bring a badger to work day. And if it isn’t, it should be
wonders if anyone has gotten @Percona 5.5.21 to build on a lion osx machine? yes, i know it’s not supported. #percona #osx #homebrew
@neilmiddleton did that last night. might have to try another one!
still doesn’t have any sign of anything happening in the wife + baby department. hopefully this tweet will hurry him along! #wishfulthinking
@jasonkneen tech for the win! nice :)
@jasonkneen I need to get one. Where was it from??? Not for me by the way!
@thesambarnes jesus man, you’re too old for spring break cc/ @mmazour
@neilmiddleton nice, you should add this as well baconipsum.com9 :)
@easyjo various places - mainly northern but who knows https://t.co/jgrIsjVf
can’t believe there is actually snow forecast this week. that’s a little bit crazy!
@MelKirk think of it like this. better safe than dead. :)