Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

February 2009

has stopped shouting at the tv after England’s dismal performance against Ireland and wonders if @barryf is lost in diy yet

via Twitter for iPhone

is getting annoyed with the sh*tness of itunes when it has more than 30,000 tracks in it… probably not that surprising but hey

via web

has been to the vet with @flapjackthecat and to the gym and now is going to have some soup

via Twitter for iPhone

squatted the bugs, wrote some scripts, made some cron entries and is now finally actually starting the weekend by going to sleep

via Twitter for iPhone

is fixing bugs, the joys of system changes on a friday!

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is glad it’s friday although is still in the office waiting for stuff to be done

via DestroyTwitter

has drunk beer, rocked out and is now fixing servers :|

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is busy but looking forward to rock band, beer and pizza this evening (it’s a health kick amnesty day)

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is back from swimming and feels good. I’m giving up being unhealthy for lent with the exception of Thursday subways

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is amused by another computer crashing worm going around http://is.gd/kOTO

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likes the description of passengers being bothersome self-loading cargo

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is joining in the mass tweeting that yes indeed is down but “they’re working on it”

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is still tired but looking forward to pancakes tonight… mmm…

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enjoyed his pancakes

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currently battling trebuchet but i’ve got georgia on my mind… which will win?!

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is getting somewhere with the wordpress theme changes

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thinks that guitar hero looks awesome on a 42” screen with the amp cranked up… bet the neighbors love me

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is trying to redesign his site with wordpress whilst waiting for Jenn to come home

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is DoD level erasing hard drives ready to stick them on eBay

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is enjoying the new setup

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wonders why I didn’t think of cuddly sperm http://is.gd/kdjH or plushy organs http://is.gd/kdjM

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is exceptionally pissed off with sky customer service but does have a cake surprise for the boys tomorrow

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thinks he needs a beer

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is home alone with @flapjackthecat until Sunday

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is going for the corporate freebie t-shirt look

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is on his way out and might just get it sorted by 10:30 tomorrow morning

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is waiting and wondering

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has done the shopping, baked and iced the cake, ferried the financee now washing up and onto cable laying http://twitpic.com/1izhn

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has a busy evening of sainsbury’s shopping, cable laying, blog styling, cake baking and fianceĆ© ferrying (not sure in what order!)

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wants it to be here now dammit! :)

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hates the half term kid invasion of Windsor

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is trying to complain to sky in less than 1000 characters

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corrects himself, that’d be Phil Nichol. The Eskimo’s still gay though

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is still laughing after a rendition of “The Only Gay Eskimo” by Phil Mickel

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is watching a database import (still) and working on updating someone’s BlogCFC to WP database migration script

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wants people to stop just watching and start bidding!

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is going to see more comedy at the hexagon tonight

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is amused by the longacres valentines pick and pay drive thru bouquet service. genius!

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asks if anyone wants a 32” CRT TV for cheap and can collect let me know asap as I have one going

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is now not using quite so many four letter words

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is inserting popular four letter words into most sentences right at the moment

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@jamisonmatt you haven’t responded to my email though….

via DestroyTwitter in reply to jamisonmatt

has new gadgets inbound!

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could do with cloning himself

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had been shaken into shape by the Galileo machine

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needs to be having a meeting with my mate JD not going to the gym after work

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is waiting for one script to finish running whilst writing another

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is writing evil sql

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@neilmiddleton yeah, rename feed squirrel or get a deal going… squirrels united!

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drove through floods in the great park

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asks if anyone can recommend a host for a .CN domain (other than 123-REG)?

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is watching rubgy

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is back from watching a very amusing Dylan Moran

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thinks the Italian rugby team doesn’t own a razor

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is going to see Dylan Moran tonight at the Hexagon

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is reading tv reviews and seeing banner ads for bravissimo, not sure how they relate but hey ho

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@Schofe You need to get Clarkson on twitter!

via web in reply to Schofe

is investigating

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@marckysharky happy birthday. i hope you got a calculator to help with the counting

via DestroyTwitter in reply to marckysharky

@Miss_Happy i think he signed up a while ago just never used it! (hello btw)

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is back from the gym and has borrowed some salt to put outside the garage

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is trying to cheer Jenn up

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is resident office DJ…. Welcome to the Jungle!!!

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is wondering if it’ll snow today, nice and sunny at the moment in Windsor

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agreing with @neilmiddleton that if you believe the british press the snow is going to end the world… erm, bollocks!

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is amused by the Chris Moyles comic relief talking clock. you know you’re going to call it….

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realising watching Argumentable on Dave that John Sargent is the male version of Jo Brand

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congratulations to @timblair and @Debbie

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@nathanpitman i think so. they’re all upset they own Mercs and are trying to ditch them, literally!

via DestroyTwitter in reply to nathanpitman

saw 3 abandoned cars on the way to work, all Mercedes. 2 in ditches, 1 just left.

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is going to work, should be dun with this much snow!

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