Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

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November 2011

has spilt coffee on my jeans and now needs to wash them again. didn’t get gloves, but, did get a haircut.

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discovered whilst scraping ice off the car my gloves have a hole in. . glove shopping at lunch along with haircut hopefully

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just taught myself the 4 chords of @axisofawesome’s 4 chord song. new found respect for pianists. my fingers simple do now want to do that!

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glad I did food shopping yesterday. just put dinner on then to start what I planned to do a few hours ago.

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is cleaning up files on my nas. only about 10 copies of old office humour sites from back in the day, each at about 2.5GB each!

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is listening to the whilst attempting to tidy up the office and file paperwork

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now getting louder whilst playing rock paper scissors. ffs. when I’m a parent I’ll be as annoying I’m sure but for now someone slap her.

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is watching parenting fail. a mum talking in loudest voice whilst kids riot in surgery. mum needs slap. lead by example, piss everyone off.

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@drewm that makes it extra “green” and thus environmentally friendly surely ;)

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is going to bed. it’s time to sleep you crazy sheep!

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FuckingDevTips Don’t fucking sit down during a standup meeting.

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can’t play piano (aside from jingle bells) but just downloaded mario sheet music along with star wars, sonic, indiana jones &a@timminchinchin

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enjoyed the burgers at @cattlegrid. beef wellington burger interesting twist but original still wins out for me. thanks guys!

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at @cattlegrid Windsor looking forward to some burger tasting

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@neilmiddleton i use propane. it certainly seems good enough for what i need.

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globaldev Meet GoingPostal: our new Ruby gem for validating and formatting postal codes from around the world: globaldev.co.uk/2011/11/going-…

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@andrewgarner also en vogue over the weekend… what’s happening to you!

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@adam_reid just added a new photo, fresh from today… donate now, mo bro’s need your cash!

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finally got around to registering my shell drivers club card. wait over 2 hours for password email & now 48 hours to view my balanfail

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@Loud_one tweet overlap… shaking it all about, that makes my stripper comment even more apt!

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@Loud_one there are words “stripper dress”, or, “how much love?”

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by letting Amelia Lily through they just make the whole show pointless. you can be in, then out, then in… how’s that competition?

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@AdrianPoynton i’m very well, now. took me a while to reply, had to get help from someone to read the tweet being blind & only coming to =D

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@andrewscrivener impressed, or, really a little terrified he both knows your name and has investigated it. i’m leaning more towards stalker.

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I’ve donated my face to & men’s health, pls give so it may gruk.movember.com/donate/TRpQy - come on folks… it’s only once a year =D

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is in need of some ipad app recommendations for note taking, project planning etc. i’m looking at you @jasonkneen &a@thesambarnesrnes

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has a update X-ray style. freaky but for a good cause. please donate now! pic.twitter.com/frAOknHss

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isn’t convinced the garden vac was more efficient than raking. was more fun though. either way I’m still knackered.

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now has Jenn’s Xmas present, a piano. @flapjackthecat isn’t sure about it though. god knows what he’ll make of a baby! pic.twitter.com/LcJ6bftuu

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had a flu jab few days ago now getting a cold. great.

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CHRISDJMOYLES Watching Terry Wogan saying “Let’s get ‘Hashtag CiN’ trending” is worth it isn’t it!

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has just seen two videos that i have no words for (the latter is hilarious) youtube.com/watch?v=Jikcj_…1youtube.com/watch?v=bf4yTJ…wj watch out for camels!

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is enjoying a lunch of turkey + cranberry pasty plus a fresh pancake from the italian market stool on windsor high street.

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@cattlegrid being super cheeky now, could it be earlier, say 6pm and could my wife come?

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@cattlegrid i’d be up for free burger tasting in windsor, depending on the time that is!

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neilmiddleton I can certainly relate to todays XKCD…imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_…fk

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@barryf kelly rowland singing about having sex anywhere she can as well. nothing like considering the target audience.

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is pleased that having just got a firewall power down notice message for legacy devices everything does still work

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@Haribocheeks walking around with your top off will just draw attention to you

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@domisatwit not sure if you’ve seen this, but, you should youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5rOO…k dominck the donkey video! /cc@CHRISDJMOYLESS@ChrisMoylesShoww

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cannot make decisions. that either leaves me poor ‘cause i buy more things or irritated ‘cause i couldn’t choose.

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@thesambarnes is your smart cover leather or poly? why’d you pick what you did?

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@jasonkneen didn’t ask earlier, but, your smart cover is leather right? did you pick on colour or quality? has colour rubbed at all?

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globalpersonals Look at Ian showing off his Mo! If you want to show some Mo love you can donate here uk.movember.com/mospace/26605/… pic.twitter.com/0mlLNce6

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needs to prepare @flapjackthecat for his scan..thecatscan.tumblr.com3bt he’s not going to like it :)

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if santa does bring me an ipad 2, should he hook the elves up with a smart cover or just any old case? seem some nice built ny ones.

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has got Jenn’s christmas present sorted with Santa… not sure how I’m going to wrap it though. need a damn big bow!

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@andrewscrivener @timblair i’m going to bring a hat in tomorrow and drop it right in front of you then you’ll have to leave.

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wants the weekend again please.

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@timminchin saw matilda on saturday and loved it. music and lyrics show your influence and made it so much better. cast was also vey good.

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@JammyTheC take a look at this; Back To The Future fans, prepare to freak (and rock) out a little bit is.gd/jK4vTiq @empiremagazinee)

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has heard a great quote whilst discussing the future with Jenn about be called mum vs. mom “but I don’t want to be a dead Egyptian”

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just saw elvis in a clio v6, windows down, glasses on with his own music blaring

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what he said ->”@timblair: is finished with the fixing of production servers for the night”

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is proud to have two more @innocentdrinks hats joining the family twitpic.com/7crmrp8twitpic.com/7crmrqH1

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at a ninth of a second after 11.11 tomorrow morning, it will be 11:11:11:11:11:11.111111111111111111111111111.. (via @grahamfarmelo)

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@AL0sborne don’t you mean absolutely fabulous news? come on now… get it together ;)

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is waiting for the weekend. it’s not here yet. boo.

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@andrewscrivener could you not use the effort talking to siri to just call her?

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@FrancescaHeath drunk, taking drugs, not being very good… any or all of the above?

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@drewm i’ve not upgraded. just kept 1.2, works on lion fine.

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ah 3am, hello again.

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was playing with @flapjackthecat earlier. he doesn’t seem to mind :) pic.twitter.com/1FZWd8k66

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has discovered a plus side to a garden win trees and leaves. I can investigate a leafy sucking garden gadget! pic.twitter.com/fMySYEiww

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just discovered @google easter egg’s, type one of these “do a barrel roll”, “tilt”, “anagram” … awesome! (list: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google%27…0)

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if it’s not one thing it’s another world ending annoying issue that’ll just make the job even harder than it already was. no sleep for me.

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is watching @dynamo - he’s insanely talented!

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@TheGhoti you’ve caught them in the act this time!

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@TheGhoti mate, someone’s robbed you - there’s nothing there ;)

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