has spilt coffee on my jeans and now needs to wash them again. didn’t get gloves, but, did get a haircut. #mixedfeelings
discovered whilst scraping ice off the car my gloves have a hole in. #chillyfinger. glove shopping at lunch along with haircut hopefully
just taught myself the 4 chords of @axisofawesome’s 4 chord song. new found respect for pianists. my fingers simple do now want to do that!
glad I did food shopping yesterday. just put dinner on then to start what I planned to do a few hours ago. #lostweekend
is cleaning up files on my nas. only about 10 copies of old office humour sites from back in the day, each at about 2.5GB each!
is listening to the #axisofawesome whilst attempting to tidy up the office and file paperwork
@globalpersonals @plentymorefish @howtofindadate he’s got little legs
@globalpersonals men, obviously.
now getting louder whilst playing rock paper scissors. ffs. when I’m a parent I’ll be as annoying I’m sure but for now someone slap her.
is watching parenting fail. a mum talking in loudest voice whilst kids riot in surgery. mum needs slap. lead by example, piss everyone off.
@drewm that makes it extra “green” and thus environmentally friendly surely ;)
is going to bed. it’s time to sleep you crazy sheep!
FuckingDevTips Don’t fucking sit down during a standup meeting.
can’t play piano (aside from jingle bells) but just downloaded mario sheet music along with star wars, sonic, indiana jones &a@timminchinchin
@jasonkneen don’t get them wet!
enjoyed the burgers at @cattlegrid. beef wellington burger interesting twist but original still wins out for me. thanks guys!
at @cattlegrid Windsor looking forward to some burger tasting
@neilmiddleton i use propane. it certainly seems good enough for what i need.
RT @globaldev: Meet GoingPostal: our new Ruby gem for validating and formatting postal codes from around the world: https://t.co/dbepQIEx
@andrewgarner also en vogue over the weekend… what’s happening to you!
@andrewgarner gay?
@adam_reid just added a new photo, fresh from today… donate now, mo bro’s need your cash!
finally got around to registering my shell drivers club card. wait over 2 hours for password email & now 48 hours to view my balan#failfail
@Loud_one tweet overlap… shaking it all about, that makes my stripper comment even more apt!
@Loud_one there are words “stripper dress”, or, “how much love?”
by letting Amelia Lily through they just make the whole show pointless. you can be in, then out, then in… how’s that competition? #xfactor
@AdrianPoynton i’m very well, now. took me a while to reply, had to get help from someone to read the tweet being blind & only coming to =D
@andrewscrivener impressed, or, really a little terrified he both knows your name and has investigated it. i’m leaning more towards stalker.
I’ve donated my face t#Movemberer & men’s health, pls give so it mauk.movember.com/donate//MboTRpQy - come on folks… it’s only once a year =D
is in need of some ipad app recommendations for note taking, project planning etc. i’m looking at you @jasonkneen &a@thesambarnesrnes
@AdrianPoynton I’ll second that rant. Well said.
has a #movember update X-ray style. freaky but for a good cause. please donate now! pic.twitter.com/frAOknHss
isn’t convinced the garden vac was more efficient than raking. was more fun though. either way I’m still knackered.
now has Jenn’s Xmas present, a piano. @flapjackthecat isn’t sure about it though. god knows what he’ll make of a baby! pic.twitter.com/LcJ6bftuu
had a flu jab few days ago now getting a cold. great. #shouldnthavebothered
CHRISDJMOYLES Watching Terry Wogan saying “Let’s get ‘Hashtag CiN’ trending” is worth it isn’t it!
#CiN
has just seen two videos that i have no words for (the latter is hilarious) https://t.co/TsQUpgY1 https://t.co/tobqdNwj watch out for camels!
is enjoying a lunch of turkey + cranberry pasty plus a fresh pancake from the italian market stool on windsor high street. #Tasty
has just read about einstein being wrong, again https://t.co/gIecOevN #quickerthanthespeedoflight
@cattlegrid done :)
@cattlegrid 7pm it is. see you then.
@cattlegrid being super cheeky now, could it be earlier, say 6pm and could my wife come?
@cattlegrid i’d be up for free burger tasting in windsor, depending on the time that is!
RT @neilmiddleton: I can certainly relate to todays XKCD…
https://t.co/jU99Xefk
@barryf kelly rowland singing about having sex anywhere she can as well. nothing like considering the target audience.
is pleased that having just got a firewall power down notice message for legacy devices everything does still work #nervous #powerdownterror
@Haribocheeks walking around with your top off will just draw attention to you
@domisatwit not sure if you’ve seen this, but, you should https://t.co/Dlzx79Gk dominck the donkey video! /cc @CHRISDJMOYLES @ChrisMoylesShow
@innocentdrinks i love the owl - i want!
cannot make decisions. that either leaves me poor ‘cause i buy more things or irritated ‘cause i couldn’t choose.
@thesambarnes is your smart cover leather or poly? why’d you pick what you did?
@jasonkneen didn’t ask earlier, but, your smart cover is leather right? did you pick on colour or quality? has colour rubbed at all?
RT @globalpersonals: Look at Ian showing off his Mo! If you want to show some Mo love you can donate here https://t.co/kFO8EXxV #movember …
needs to prepare @flapjackthecat for his scanâ€thecatscan.tumblr.com3bt he’s not going to like it :)
if santa does bring me an ipad 2, should he hook the elves up with a smart cover or just any old case? seem some nice built ny ones.
has got Jenn’s christmas present sorted with Santa… not sure how I’m going to wrap it though. need a damn big bow!
@andrewscrivener @timblair i’m going to bring a hat in tomorrow and drop it right in front of you then you’ll have to leave.
wants the weekend again please.
@timminchin saw matilda on saturday and loved it. music and lyrics show your influence and made it so much better. cast was also vey good.
@JammyTheC take a look at this; Back To The Future fans, prepare to freak (and rock) out a little bit is.gd/jK4vTiq @empiremagazinee)
has heard a great quote whilst discussing the future with Jenn about be called mum vs. mom “but I don’t want to be a dead Egyptian”
just saw elvis in a clio v6, windows down, glasses on with his own music blaring #onlyinlondon
what he said ->â@timblairir: is finished with the fixing of production servers for the nightâ€
is proud to have two more @innocentdrinks #bigknit hats joining the family twitpic.com/7crmrp8twitpic.com/7crmrqH1
at a ninth of a second after 11.11 tomorrow morning, it will be 11:11:11:11:11:11.111111111111111111111111111.. (via @grahamfarmelo)
@AL0sborne don’t you mean absolutely fabulous news? come on now… get it together ;)
is waiting for the weekend. it’s not here yet. boo.
@innocentdrinks are the big knit hats on again this year?
@andrewscrivener could you not use the effort talking to siri to just call her? #justsaying
@FrancescaHeath drunk, taking drugs, not being very good… any or all of the above?
@drewm i’ve not upgraded. just kept 1.2, works on lion fine.
ah 3am, hello again.
was playing with @flapjackthecat earlier. he doesn’t seem to mind :) pic.twitter.com/1FZWd8k66
has discovered a plus side to a garden win trees and leaves. I can investigate a leafy sucking garden gadget! pic.twitter.com/fMySYEiww
@Loud_one google it ;)
just discovered @google easter egg’s, type one of these “do a barrel roll”, “tilt”, “anagram” … awesome! (list: https://t.co/K1c1S9v0)
if it’s not one thing it’s another world ending annoying issue that’ll just make the job even harder than it already was. no sleep for me.
is watching @dynamo - he’s insanely talented!
@TheGhoti you’ve caught them in the act this time!
@TheGhoti mate, someone’s robbed you - there’s nothing there ;)