Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

July 2011

really should have tried my suit trousers on not just jacket. appears lost more weight than I thought!

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Is drinking beer in a premier inn watching tv, Jenn says wow never seen the down volume on the top, me, it’s upsidown, Jenn, oh.

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@TheGhoti 31.6 for those that don’t speak foreign ;)

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@gnachman iTerm2, if you have multiple panes and send commands to all using CMD+SHIFT+I is there a way to “unfade” all the inactive panes?

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@MelKirk why did you eat/lick their office to know it was sweet?

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@BradHaverly @ioptics @barryf don’t tell us, you’ve got a theory on hitler as well, or, did you cut his hair once?

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isn’t have a good day when both the online documentation and the oreilly manual are open! rtfm.

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just had an automated call telling me I’ll have an automated call later to let me know my delivery slot. why bother, just tell me already!

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@appboard hey, we use geckoboard at the moment for some stuff but keen to try out others - how can we get on the alpha/beta?

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purchased beer last night, but, forgot to put some in the fridge.

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@drewm @MelKirk drew’s on to something there. cake + pie = awesome.

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@skyhd telling home move team not to promise things that can’t be done either. i could have kept it and signed up fresh for better deal!

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@skyhd cancel prior to move as ensured that’d mean i’d get adsl right away, now going to be a month without it. free 1TB wouldn’t go a miss.

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@ukgirlontherun that looks like traffic people… is it made of old cones or something?

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disagrees with @skyhd’s idea of good news. another 9 days to wait for broadband is not good when that’s not what i was promised

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has once again been lied to by sky. broadband won’t be active for “up to” two weeks and they can’t tell me when, blaming openreach, again.

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also thinks the @flapjackthecat will hate me as he’s shut in a room again. range is in the house, now being installed.

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thinks the openreach engineer putting my phone line in was around when the phone was invented.

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@BradHaverly you could do @clarehumphreys a brilliant haircut I think, well you’d say you could =D

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is moving. half the house in the truck, tea break done. back at it.

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@BradHaverly put your trumpet away brad. it’ll only get you trouble

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@jontarbuck @stooty they’ll push cryogenics so you never die just remain in suspended animation paying tax for being undead

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@jontarbuck @stooty retire? even if you did you wouldn’t have any money ‘cause the pension pot will have drained.

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@Tomtids are you suggesting @barryf @timblair & I share the singlet? I hope not. I love chicken so should be good on that front :)

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@RyanPitcher what ‘cause i’m talking about fruit

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@jimeh see, now I thought it was riots =D

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has a change today, 2 giant apricots, a slice of pineapple and a hawaii gingerbread man. tasty.

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can’t get the fax of the document I needs because the admin team finished at 5. glad to see my insurance premium being used wisely.

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enjoyed two giant apricots and a melon medley for lunch today.

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@MelKirk you should feel a boy, i think that’d improve your day

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has four more sleeps until I’m out of Bracknell and of to a new home. until then chaos reigns and we’re living out of boxes.

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agrees that moving is the most stressful thing you can do!

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really has a desire for some chewits

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has tumblr to thank for just posting a bunch of CSS rather than the actual status message I wanted to send.

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@BigMadKev wife is Canadian so I’ve had my share of light beers on trips back. Sam Adams isn’t to bad I suppose, as they go.

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@BigMadKev American beer is weak and they always want a tip when you buy it. tip is, drink european beer, it’s better. =D

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@BradHaverly it’s public now, announced over weekend. apparently you can just go to google.com/+ and login with your regular google account

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didn’t have enough breakfast this morning and as a result I’m now really hungry. anyone fancy delivering me a sausage and egg mcmuffin?

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@ppounder at least it’s sunny, look on the bright side ;)

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@ppounder ah, you’re now feeling sad, suicidal, emotional, depressed and or all of the above?

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at the MK bowl with @barryf for the foo’s gig along with 65,000 other folk twitpic.com/5ka2t0p

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has another thing to say Alice fucking cooper !!!!!

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has just the one thing to say. foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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just seen the best animal costume thanks to @shewhobangs twitpic.com/5jgqnhj

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is wishing all Canadians a happy Canada day :)

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