I know it’s been like this for years but its not bloody good enough. get off you fat mp drunk expense rich arses & do something useful.
the government needs to fucking listen. the NHS is understaffed. doctors need to work weekends. People need drugs and no one comes!
I’m a diabetic who’se having a hypo & its taken nearly 1hr to get what I need. Others wetting themselves & wandering due to mental issues
NHS mgmt is disgraceful. not enough staff at all on w/ends, patients right now need care at RBH and no one to help. Conservatives you fail.
so I’m staying in hospital. I’m youngest on the ward by a good 40 yrs. seems the NHS don’t run standard tests on weekends. #fail #bored
@trevorpotts0 vomiting leading to diabetic control collapse. I’m mostly fine now but keeping me because they don’t know cause
@WheresWardy no. forgot to ask Jenn to being it in. next visit!
needs to get out of hospital. doesn’t look like that’s happening today. #bored
@MoonpigUK sure - it’s Y3BCPEA - got the card but nothing else. had the email but want to know when it’s actually going to be delivered
@MoonpigUK hey guys - sent a couple of emails and tweets - still nothing about my order from yesterday that hasn’t turned up. order Y3BCPEA
@AndyJ cfexecute and use curl… nice and nasty!
Check out “BUCKET OF SLOTHS” on Vimeo https://t.co/P0gMUPnP - cute and awesome.
@MoonpigUK can you give me an update on my valentines order (Y3BCPEA)
that should have come yesterday please? still nothing as yet.
@lightboxstudios yup - it’s not going to happen again! i just want the damn things to be delivered! cc/ @MoonpigUK
so @MoonpigUK you didn’t delivery my wife’s valentines flowers yesterday and still no sign of them today. can you help?
â@globalpersonalsls: Valentine’s Day disaster? This app eliminates your ex from Facebookon.mash.to/XBDFYwPE6†- or anyone else!
@thepsf - you should contact @google about https://t.co/SeuR9Nlx they use it. they might be nice and help out if you ask!
MFerguson_1994 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My lasagne said neigh,
When it should of said moo
never had any issues with them but they’re really really really stretching my patience now. been a customer now ~16yrs cc/ @NatWest_Help
so what mortgage team are saying is they’ve basically lost all proof they’ve been giving. not f**king good enough cc/ @NatWest_Help
is livid with @NatWest_Help. need signature proof for my wife as none on file. even though it was provided for the mortgage & two accounts!
@RealBradHaverly replace gun with hair dryer and that’s accurate cc/ @TheGhoti
@boffbowsh nope works fine. did read the bit where the phones vibrate if your finger prints touch. crazy.
not sure if Couple by TenthBit Inc.
itun.es/gb/fPubE.i is a great idea or really creepy.
Shit didn’t just get real; shit was always real. If you don’t believe me, try putting your hand in some shit.
#thoughtoftheday
@TheGhoti you’ve got the album so leave @jennalou_k alone
@jennalou_k wait for it, here comes the hot stepper!
@MelKirk there is another potential… but you’re not called kate so maybe not ;)
@Loud_one that sentence could have gone anywhere at the end…
@metoffice a firm “meh” in SL4
@andrewscrivener doesn’t the queen claim that one? cc/ @N8_Bray @foursquare
“Driver finds owl trapped in car grille”
- https://t.co/Pr8EEVl4
@tomgiddings what you thinking, duck sized hors?
lolz “@Timato_: I hear they’ll be paying the pope’s retirement fund into his Papal account.”
just popped by @WindsorEtonBrew to pick up some Canberra. very friendly guys and chatted online dating over a half of guardsman. smells ace!
where does the pope send his resignation letter? “Dear God….#Popepe
@TheGhoti likewise. got to be an alter boy involved somewhere along the line!
BigStuBaggie74 Has Odemwingie been spotted in the Vatican car park yet ? #wba
@boffbowsh true. like your face :)
great. snow. again. #mondaysuck
@boffbowsh easier to use one handed eh?
had a long busy day but does now have a new car seat for sully. he looks all grown up! thanks to @mothercareuk’s Amy for help in the rain
@boffbowsh it’s hello world ffs ;)
â@sethcliffordrd: Gmail != email†erm, obviously. spelling is different for one thing. @andrewscrivenerener
RT @CraigGrannell: Would be a shame if a dev only after £7.5k for a very useful health-related app didn’t meet his goal. Chuck in a few …
Jenn’s out, Sully has gone to sleep because he hasn’t slept all day & is shattered, not sure what to make for dinner. result, order pizza!
I just backed The Diabetic Journal on @kickstarter kck.st/Xy4DPfZ - my first kick!
just been told by a supplier that a script to generate hourly data will run once a day, early morning. erm #fail #fml
@TheGhoti you have to. i’d say your life depended on it but that’d be kinda pointless :)
if you had to only eat meat from one of the two for evermore, what would you pick? cow or pig? #fridaypoll #pig
@webrew is the shop open until 6 today?
@WindsorEtonBrew haha, i know i know!
completely forgot to go to @WindsorEtonBrew at lunchtime today. dammit. will have to go monday now :(
RT @globaldev: Come to February’s @lrug on Monday to hear @StevieBuckley’s talk and enjoy a pint on us https://t.co/VVHuUsV5
@NatWest_Help hopefully your colleague Christine on the mortgage team has got things moving so for now i’ll wait and see! thanks.
after 15 minutes on hold, i really hope the lady at NW can get me an update on my remortgage application. nearly 3 wks now cc/ @NatWest_Help
JamesLafferty When girls say they like guys who are spontaneous, they really mean they want you to get them expensive gifts for no reason
@boffbowsh our views on santa are disturbing! cc/ @timblair @WheresWardy
@WindsorEtonBrew yup! i’m only just across town but don’t want to carry things if i buy… can you park on duke st or nearby?
just drank my Xmas present bottle of Canberra from @WindsorEtonBrew. think I’m going to be coming shopping tomorrow! #yum #localbeer
@htcdev hey, tried registered but not had an email yet. it’s my name at gmail dot com if you can chase it up.
worrying moments when your mac won’t start, then find out your last backup was the 24/1! now backing upâ€#dailybackupcheckneededed
NeckbeardHacker OpsCode rewrote their core server in Erlang. Which is funny, because I just replaced our Chef install with 46 lines of bash, perl and rsync.
I reckon @newrelic’s funding has gone on paying for more email. that’s 3 copies of the same email telling me they’ve got finance. i get it.
some in there i didn’t realise! ♫ Originals that are less Famous than the Cover Versionspoti.fi/K1zrDfJ#Spotifyify
@jasonkneen in fact thinking about it. no.
@jasonkneen only if it looked for the Facebook photos of them naked. but that would need a gender filter and maybe age.
@MelKirk don’t people research everyone on the internet these days? #erm #haveisaidtoomuch
@Haribocheeks you’re no longer banned from mcdonalds… congratulations =D
stephenfry No, it’s a puppy. A puppy. It. Is. A. Puppy. Got it? A puppy. pic.twitter.com/EvK9If3v
just saw a picture on Facebook of a full good old fashioned fry up. now i’m freaking hungry!
all this talk https://t.co/WDl1bkmm of horse meat in Ireland just makes me think of this https://t.co/Vxs4L2Fp
@lightboxstudios people linking to them you mean? if its a Linux box there are some easyish apache hacks to only allow from your server
StevieBuckley We’re looking for a few good men, or women, or androgynous humans. @globaldev are looking for Rubyists - hj.io/VErZWU
@twitter got a post hack p/w reset email, changed my p/w, but seems that oauth’s haven’t been revoked as “old” logged in clients still work
@neilmiddleton yeah, I got one. changed it anyway but via the site not email link.
nice result for Reading. we need this form for the rest if the season now bbc.in/ToPRf1h
out of hours dr waste of time. baby is ill not ill ill and you guys look terrible you should get some rest. no f*cking sh*t sherlock.
@jennalou_k the sun is up (kinda) so no. you go girl!
hey @lisaphillips what do you guys use to manage access to your db’s, i’m thinking username wise? do you manually create users as needed?
i did not know you could issue -b to wget to background it. how useful. #everydaysaschoolday