Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

February 2013

I know it’s been like this for years but its not bloody good enough. get off you fat mp drunk expense rich arses & do something useful.

via Twitter for iPhone

the government needs to fucking listen. the NHS is understaffed. doctors need to work weekends. People need drugs and no one comes!

via Twitter for iPhone

I’m a diabetic who’se having a hypo & its taken nearly 1hr to get what I need. Others wetting themselves & wandering due to mental issues

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NHS mgmt is disgraceful. not enough staff at all on w/ends, patients right now need care at RBH and no one to help. Conservatives you fail.

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so I’m staying in hospital. I’m youngest on the ward by a good 40 yrs. seems the NHS don’t run standard tests on weekends.

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@trevorpotts0 vomiting leading to diabetic control collapse. I’m mostly fine now but keeping me because they don’t know cause

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to trevorpotts0

@WheresWardy no. forgot to ask Jenn to being it in. next visit!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WheresWardy

needs to get out of hospital. doesn’t look like that’s happening today.

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@MoonpigUK sure - it’s Y3BCPEA - got the card but nothing else. had the email but want to know when it’s actually going to be delivered

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MoonpigUK

@MoonpigUK hey guys - sent a couple of emails and tweets - still nothing about my order from yesterday that hasn’t turned up. order Y3BCPEA

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@AndyJ cfexecute and use curl… nice and nasty!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to AndyJ

Check out “BUCKET OF SLOTHS” on Vimeo vimeo.com/user2714304/bu…P - cute and awesome.

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@MoonpigUK can you give me an update on my valentines order (Y3BCPEA)
that should have come yesterday please? still nothing as yet.

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@lightboxstudios yup - it’s not going to happen again! i just want the damn things to be delivered! cc/ @MoonpigUK

via Twitter for Mac in reply to lightboxstudios

so @MoonpigUK you didn’t delivery my wife’s valentines flowers yesterday and still no sign of them today. can you help?

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@globalpersonals: Valentine’s Day disaster? This app eliminates your ex from Facebook! on.mash.to/XBDFYw6” - or anyone else!

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@ThePSF - you should contact @google about pyfound.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/python…x they use it. they might be nice and help out if you ask!

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MFerguson_1994 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My lasagne said neigh,
When it should of said moo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Feb 14th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

never had any issues with them but they’re really really really stretching my patience now. been a customer now ~16yrs cc/ @NatWest_Help

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so what mortgage team are saying is they’ve basically lost all proof they’ve been giving. not f**king good enough cc/ @NatWest_Help

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is livid with @NatWest_Help. need signature proof for my wife as none on file. even though it was provided for the mortgage & two accounts!

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@RealBradHaverly replace gun with hair dryer and that’s accurate cc/ @TheGhoti

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@boffbowsh nope works fine. did read the bit where the phones vibrate if your finger prints touch. crazy.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to boffbowsh

not sure if Couple by TenthBit Inc.
itun.es/gb/fPubE.i is a great idea or really creepy.

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Shit didn’t just get real; shit was always real. If you don’t believe me, try putting your hand in some shit.

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@jennalou_k wait for it, here comes the hot stepper!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jennalou_k

@MelKirk there is another potential… but you’re not called kate so maybe not ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@Loud_one that sentence could have gone anywhere at the end…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Loud_one

“Driver finds owl trapped in car grille”
- bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…4

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lolz “@Timato_: I hear they’ll be paying the pope’s retirement fund into his Papal account.”

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just popped by @WindsorEtonBrew to pick up some Canberra. very friendly guys and chatted online dating over a half of guardsman. smells ace!

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where does the pope send his resignation letter? “Dear God….pe

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@TheGhoti likewise. got to be an alter boy involved somewhere along the line!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

BigStuBaggie74 Has Odemwingie been spotted in the Vatican car park yet ?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:07 AM, Feb 11th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

had a long busy day but does now have a new car seat for sully. he looks all grown up! thanks to @mothercareuk’s Amy for help in the rain

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@sethclifford: Gmail != email” erm, obviously. spelling is different for one thing. cc/ @andrewscrivener

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sethclifford

CraigGrannell Would be a shame if a dev only after £7.5k for a very useful health-related app didn’t meet his goal. Chuck in a few quid if you can.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:11 PM, Feb 8th, 2013 via web)

Jenn’s out, Sully has gone to sleep because he hasn’t slept all day & is shattered, not sure what to make for dinner. result, order pizza!

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I just backed The Diabetic Journal on @kickstarter kck.st/Xy4DPfZ - my first kick!

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just been told by a supplier that a script to generate hourly data will run once a day, early morning. erm

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@TheGhoti you have to. i’d say your life depended on it but that’d be kinda pointless :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

if you had to only eat meat from one of the two for evermore, what would you pick? cow or pig?

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@webrew is the shop open until 6 today?

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completely forgot to go to @WindsorEtonBrew at lunchtime today. dammit. will have to go monday now :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to WindsorEtonBrew

globaldev Come to February’s @lrug on Monday to hear @StevieBuckley’s talk and enjoy a pint on us lrug.org/meetings/2013/…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Feb 7th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@NatWest_Help hopefully your colleague Christine on the mortgage team has got things moving so for now i’ll wait and see! thanks.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to NatWest_Help

after 15 minutes on hold, i really hope the lady at NW can get me an update on my remortgage application. nearly 3 wks now cc/ @NatWest_Help

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JamesLafferty When girls say they like guys who are spontaneous, they really mean they want you to get them expensive gifts for no reason

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Feb 7th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@WindsorEtonBrew yup! i’m only just across town but don’t want to carry things if i buy… can you park on duke st or nearby?

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just drank my Xmas present bottle of Canberra from @WindsorEtonBrew. think I’m going to be coming shopping tomorrow!

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@htcdev hey, tried registered but not had an email yet. it’s my name at gmail dot com if you can chase it up.

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worrying moments when your mac won’t start, then find out your last backup was the 24/1! now backing up..ed

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NeckbeardHacker OpsCode rewrote their core server in Erlang. Which is funny, because I just replaced our Chef install with 46 lines of bash, perl and rsync.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Feb 5th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

I reckon @newrelic’s funding has gone on paying for more email. that’s 3 copies of the same email telling me they’ve got finance. i get it.

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some in there i didn’t realise! ♫ Originals that are less Famous than the Cover Versions spoti.fi/K1zrDfXy

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@jasonkneen only if it looked for the Facebook photos of them naked. but that would need a gender filter and maybe age.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonkneen

@MelKirk don’t people research everyone on the internet these days?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@Haribocheeks you’re no longer banned from mcdonalds… congratulations =D

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stephenfry No, it’s a puppy. A puppy. It. Is. A. Puppy. Got it? A puppy. pic.twitter.com/EvK9If3v

via Photos on iOS (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Feb 4th, 2013 via web)

just saw a picture on Facebook of a full good old fashioned fry up. now i’m freaking hungry!

via OS X

all this talk bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…m of horse meat in Ireland just makes me think of thisyoutube.com/watch?v=jzYzVM…Fp

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@lightboxstudios people linking to them you mean? if its a Linux box there are some easyish apache hacks to only allow from your server

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lightboxstudios

StevieBuckley We’re looking for a few good men, or women, or androgynous humans. @globaldev are looking for Rubyists - hj.io/VErZWU

via web (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Feb 4th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

@twitter got a post hack p/w reset email, changed my p/w, but seems that oauth’s haven’t been revoked as “old” logged in clients still work

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@neilmiddleton yeah, I got one. changed it anyway but via the site not email link.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to neilmiddleton

nice result for Reading. we need this form for the rest if the season now bbc.in/ToPRf1h

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out of hours dr waste of time. baby is ill not ill ill and you guys look terrible you should get some rest. no f*cking sh*t sherlock.

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@jennalou_k the sun is up (kinda) so no. you go girl!

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hey @lisaphillips what do you guys use to manage access to your db’s, i’m thinking username wise? do you manually create users as needed?

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i did not know you could issue -b to wget to background it. how useful.

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