Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

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February 14th, 2013

MFerguson_1994 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My lasagne said neigh,
When it should of said moo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Feb 14th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

never had any issues with them but they’re really really really stretching my patience now. been a customer now ~16yrs cc/ @NatWest_Help

via Twitter for Mac

so what mortgage team are saying is they’ve basically lost all proof they’ve been giving. not f**king good enough cc/ @NatWest_Help

via Twitter for Mac

is livid with @NatWest_Help. need signature proof for my wife as none on file. even though it was provided for the mortgage & two accounts!

via Twitter for Mac

@RealBradHaverly replace gun with hair dryer and that’s accurate cc/ @TheGhoti

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

@boffbowsh nope works fine. did read the bit where the phones vibrate if your finger prints touch. crazy.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to boffbowsh

not sure if Couple by TenthBit Inc.
itun.es/gb/fPubE.i is a great idea or really creepy.

via Twitter for iPhone