
is having lunch with Sully @NandosUK Wokingham pic.twitter.com/Y06sfDAw7rr
@ma51et I’m not, no. forgot about it and now have plans. dunno about @neilmiddleton

firebox The Venga bus is coming. No, really. It is. @tomscott #boomboomboomboom pic.twitter.com/eSRKCppXK2
@neilmiddleton erm nope. sweets maybe.
@neilmiddleton promote the brand, send me some :)
I just registered for the @OReillyMedia 2013 Velocity Europe Conference. velocityconf.com/londonE#velocityconff via@velocityconff
@boffbowsh @TheKirstyWard it’ll be fine, have a read of this m.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-…6
@boffbowsh sounds like he’s hankering for an offer @TheKirstyWard
@grayhaze I challenge any recruiter to beat the promise of cake, monkeys and penguins. oh and of course, bacon. @easyjo @WheresWardy
stevelosh HTTP status ranges in a nutshell:
1xx: hold on
2xx: here you go
3xx: go away
4xx: you fucked up
5xx: I fucked up
@WheresWardy haha, yup. mitch and malcolm. that’s mitch hanging out on my shoulder.

was on my way to the @globalpersonals kitchen to grab some cake and this little fella came to say hi pic.twitter.com/hgZOpjGSpLL
@MelKirk we know where you live…

StevieBuckley Monkeys in the office. Real ones. pic.twitter.com/dDjyJZMsfZ
@MelKirk i have a leaky tap at home which is just costing money as we’re on a meter & trying to squash bugs without success
@MelKirk pretty shite. you?
is trying to debug an issue without success. one issue replicated, but, not the more important one. life sucks (more than usual) #fml
fresh, hand made, sausage sandwiches on bloomer bread to celebrate @globalpersonals 10th birthday. yum!

globalpersonals We’re 10 today! From 3 people in Steve’s back bedroom to a team of almost 150; we think that’s cause for celebration! pic.twitter.com/PaQejeNdtL
so @SpotifyUK think lady gaga is new music i should listen to. now, i know i listen to crap but lady gaga is a different level. no thanks.
@bruntonspall one this page linkedin.com/profile/edit?t…j there is a “Advice for Contacting {name}” section, maybe something there?
@TVP_Windsor there was a 2 car crash at alma rd/clarence rd jct this morning as well because those traffic lights are still out cc/ @RBWM
is full on melting in the office. at least 30 degrees and feels like it’s getting hotter.
@tayoakinmade that’s old news ;)
@Stammy what powers the little popup “like it? tweet it” box on your site… is that something custom you wrote?
@2by @TheGhoti you need this in your lives..lilhobo2.ytmnd.comCAF - crank it up
@martingoode more importantly, how many squares are there in the pool…. go count :)
@rackspaceUK I don’t and would love one, thanks! I’ve DM’d you my address =D
GrahamM_6t9 “@ThePoke: Introducing > The Beardkini pic.twitter.com/nP5ZOWBJet (via @badgertrousers)” @bobandaspoon
a recipe instruction, cook biscuits at 350, forum response, my oven only goes to 220… Really!
Pundamentalism A gang of decimal figures is on the loose. Police are trying to round them up.
@jimeh you did’t specify. you should write a test for it ;)
@jimeh it’s a vegetable. you’re better off with a keyboard, mouse and laptop you know.

TheGhoti HA (sorry @Loud_one)…! RT @DanFletcher101: Ha! This is the best thing I’ve seen all day!
#OneDirection #NoDirection pic.twitter.com/7jgQOmHZMD
globaldev We’re currently hiring perm Rails Developers & Ruby Engineers in Windsor & London with great benefits & salaries - globaldev.co.uk/jobs/
@majorhayden you need a “correct this sentence” option, along with the inclusion of their/there/they’re and where/were - they’d never pass
TheRealSheldonC What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile ?
“Get in the batmobile.”
downside is at some point now it works i’ve got to migrate them all from python/pyrax to ruby/fog
i hate / am phobic of snakes, yet, i’ve spent the last day writing python code. #geekirony
@rackspaceUK followed this up & whilst not with TTL, but, using delete_in_seconds() you can effectively set a TTL on a cloud files object
@MelKirk based on google going dark the other day maybe we should be worried a bit more google.com/appsstatusX &theregister.co.uk/2013/08/17/goo…ft
@barryf do it! can go the whole hog and have a snooker loopy theme throughout. @larrylou100 would love it i’m sure
@barryf you need chas and dave
@ThreeUKSupport it works now as it’s been well over 12 hours… how can I report issues quicker, this clearly isn’t the way!
i wouldn’t fly Ryan’wedontcare’Air anyway, but, this action.sumofus.org/a/ryanair-safe…3 puts me off some more via@stephenfryy
@AnkerOfficial hey, i’ve joined the club but wondering if there is plans to sell a lightning adaptor plug at all?
@ThreeUKSupport seems my 3G connection is there but nothing is working - in Windsor - you broke again?
BBC News - Facebook use ‘makes people feel worse about themselves’ bbc.in/16e7SRnD - you heard it here 7,874th
why did 5000 ducks cross the road? to get to the pond of course bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…8. more duck newsbbc.co.uk/news/uk-237081…IJ
@neilmiddleton nice, thanks!
@neilmiddleton already have but tells me no-one is there. i’ll just have to wait.
@neilmiddleton trying to remove a user from access to an app on heroku and get user not found… any tips?
@TheKirstyWard i really want to, believe me, not through lack of trying.
really needs to win the EuroMillions and go live on a sunny beach with the family, my own bar & a chef & waitress service.
@StevieBuckley that’s quackers
Virgin and Sky blindly blocking innocent sites openrightsgroup.org/blog/2013/more…
@dyninc you should read css-tricks.com/job-titles-in-…5 cc/@janebuckk
@andrewscrivener so, they’re making a voice service on a phone… are they not missing the fact it’s a phone already???
@neilmiddleton @barryf i have no brain, and i’m buying one
@barryf @neilmiddleton is that “size” enough, i’ve seen the bigger ones aren’t much more? very tempted.
@rackspaceUK does setting a TTL on a cloud object remove it after that period, even if it’s not a CDN container?

@grayhaze one for you: “@innocentdrinks: Can guinea pigs sharpen pencils? (HINT: yes) pic.twitter.com/ieX20zxezMM”

globalpersonals We’re celebrating another 5 year anniversary today! Congratulations Grant, here’s to the next 5! pic.twitter.com/TcKWT8IglC
has anyone sold at/been to the Moss End garden centre car boot… what do you think, any good? comparing to ascot and coppid beach at the mo
globaldev We’re starting to publish videos of our monthly tech talks. First up: @boffbowsh on how to Build Your Own Heroku globaldev.co.uk/2013/08/tech-t…

king of my castle pic.twitter.com/1I9Eseewexx
is selling a Panasonic SA-HE75 Amp, pair of Tannoy m2.5 speakers and wall mounts for them. if you’re interested pics on Facebook or msg me

apparently this is what @flapjackthecat has been doing for the last hour. no idea where its from though! pic.twitter.com/BgDNLpW4guu
@MelKirk you been on your knees as well? you should get those patched up.
veggies beware because meat can’t be beat… amen weebl ♫ Pork – Weebl’s Stufspoti.fi/13LHkHrF#NowPlayinging
Just entered a competition on the @Trunki FB page to win a PaddlePak goodie bag! Fins & tentacles crossed! facebook.com/pages/-/335654…
here’s a new use for @keithclarkcouk’s 3d css engine - theboobjam.comQ
Google sniffs at MySQL fork MariaDB: Yum. Have an engineer reg.cx/27vmI via@regvulturee - great for mysql i think, up yours oracle
if anyone is looking for a job then check @globaldev out! globaldev.co.uk/jobs/G - if you’re interested, get in touch
@globalpersonals careful what you wish for (although unlikely) cc/ @globaldev
this is relevant to a linux conversation, obviously, guess the distro! rustygoat.texasgoat.com/Jokes/jokepics…I
@globalpersonals horrifying without doubt cc/ @LinkedIn @james_allardice @andrewgarner
andrewgarner If you ever thought about working for @LinkedIn (unlikely I know) … let this be a warning to you tommorris.org/posts/8484hNRe
saw Now You See Me last night. was original in the idea and a great case, but, can’t help think there was a little bit too much going on
so #rtfm is all very well, but, not when you’re reading an incomplete version of it. script works much better now i’ve read the right one!
@jasonkneen @Tomtids really needs to have sharknado playing on a tv in the background. chaos would then be complete.
@nathanpitman firefox doesn’t exactly the same. google aren’t the only ones.
regarding blog.elliottkember.com/chromes-insane…r - firefox does it as well. not just chrome@elliottkemberr#securityy#googlee#firefoxx
@tomgiddings i think winnersh triangle still looks like that cc/ @barryf
so a win by default, is still a win right? #Ashes #BringOnTheRain
#askRackspace how many physical devices are deployed across the 9 data centres, ish? also, do you have more Windows or Linux boxes?
#askRackspace when will i be able to have a single control panel, that works, for cloud (all geo’s) and dedicated hardware?
no wonder we can’t understand the yanks - they don’t understand themselves - businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-s…W
needs to win the lottery. too many reasons for 140 characters! #fml

even the trolleys sleep pic.twitter.com/5WVVbj0xRAA
the plus side to the RBH parking lot at 130am is its quiet.
@benlovell you need to direct your browser to letsgocottaging.co.ukl right away cc/@StevieBuckleyy@tomgiddingss
maybe this is why @RealBradHaverly is obsessed..en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haircut_(…EpH he can’t actually EVER escape it
is pulling some stats for someone’s presentation which are frankly, insane.
@JimTheBaggie and when you don’t think beer at 6:30 is sound idea
more songs need BOOM DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY BOOM DIGGY BANG in their lyrics. #justsayin
my surgery, tudor house in wokingham is doing this bbc.co.uk/news/health-23…S - forced me to get a completely different machine
@keithclarkcouk eat more cake. be sick. #justdoit #suckitup
“@jontarbuck: Nice use of augmented reality by Ikea…designtaxi.com/news/359753/IK…M” - that’s neat.
@jimeh but clearly you’ve been watching the movie or stalking the disney channels…