Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

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February 2015

@katiegallagher @RachieTp what else are you going to plug the fax machine in to ?

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jami0mckay Yesterday Madonna fell over on the news all day until some llamas escaped, but then they got caught so people were sad & stared at a dress.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:00 AM, Feb 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

@grantbunyan @jontarbuck there’s no need. no need at all. ask them about responsive design, wait for the pause… (whilst the site loads)

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@jontarbuck the glitch, is that ironic? the glitch is their site is painfully slow!

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@RachieTp is that a euphemism for anything?

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watching war games on 5 in the Royal Berks whilst Hudson sleeps. the test result waiting game continues.

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@RealBradHaverly wow, you know how to cut me down. snipped that in the bud.

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@RealBradHaverly also 3,800,000,000 times more expensive than one of your hair cuts, you know the special ones

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@gummatt my receding hair line already backs that particular theory

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@githubstatus what’s up with SSH? keeps failing making deploys a bit tricky! one of my colleagues has emailed support.

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@grantbunyan isn’t that the free @ToyotaGB cabriolet upgrade kit?

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@aliaspooryorik if they mentioned Spectra - run and never ever stop

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@drewm a minim? is that like a baby minion?

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@boffbowsh should have said yes, granny smith’s are my favourite

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we’re hiring! lots of different opportunities across the business globalpersonals.theresumator.comG

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amazing that the 3rd appointment of the day at the dr and still running 30 minutes late. argh.

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@GoDaddyHelp hopping between dns/dcc on corp acc. groups different between those two apps is a PITA! if i have a group i want on dns & dcc

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@stevesmith2609 if you don’t care about all the annoyingness GoDaddy is probably pretty cheap - if it’s one page namecheap.com/websites/onepa…

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just looked at a demo of HTML5 WebRTC which is utterly terrifying

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@simonbingham @tayoakinmade i also sold Nick Faldo a hotdog, he was probably the most obnoxious man i’ve ever spoken to

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@simonbingham @tayoakinmade on that subject, i know someone who made the Queen stand in a cupboard to measure the height of a clothes rail

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this afternoon is aide by The Beef Seeds, Hayseed Dixie and The Axis of Awesome (until I find about “seed” band)

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@tayoakinmade i once sold dawn french a cinema ticket, you didn’t know that

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iOS games that you ant reset because of stupid Game Center syncing sucks. @supercellgames and @EAGameUpdates (sim city) I’m looking at you!

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Welsh, whoooooo? Nice job England cracking 2nd half.

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MelKirk I do believe England just won in Wales. Happy face.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:04 PM, Feb 6th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

so BT have bough EE, that makes them BTEE then. bit dull.

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@TheGhoti could be the watch list you’re on

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so now we have Lucee, a fork of Railo. fork handles or four candles?

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back at work hoping the family gets on OK today!

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well if I won that’d certainly be nice! please and thank you :)

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