Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

November 2015

YodelOnline Our new competition: 1 sack of toys for kids under 3. RT for a chance to bit.ly/YodelWin pic.twitter.com/NelAcahM3x

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:54 AM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

PlayTouchRL giveaway:

RT this for a chance to win either a Santa or Snowflake limited edition Ball pic.twitter.com/yRMFfh2APe

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

O2 No need for a recount - Galaxy S6 is the winner! Just tweet before 3pm to win o2.uk/terms pic.twitter.com/n7u4PqqtJO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

has happened, or, is it so busy it’s gone offline. cynic in me says no-one is working on it!

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you know how we’re great customers @AkamaiUK, @rackspaceUK, @Dyn - feel free to donate moteam.co/ramrod

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get your wallets out boys and girls moteam.co/ramrod - understand men’s health and help save balls!

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Happy Thanksgiving my 🇺🇸 friends. enjoy the 🐔🍻

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more reason’s black friday is a farce. it ranges from lasting 1 day through 12 days. the bandwagon is off track. this is just “a sale”

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@Dickie737 @TheGhoti also @MelKirk’s pregnant so be prepared for random, anger induced demands for cravings & trying to find a shop open

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Dickie737

well and truly down the @Akamai rabbit hole! I can see the light, but, every time I get close fall down another tunnel.

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is the moon or mars open yet? this planet’s gone bonkers.

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imagine if Christian’s went to cinema expecting to see this ad theguardian.com/world/2015/nov… & they had starbucks, how would they cope.

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I’m doing - mobro.co/ianwinter81 - don’t let the mo grow down on me. donate now and save some balls. pic.twitter.com/lL1arFIEGo

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will the 7:23 come before or after the 7:30. @SW_Trains bingo.

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@Jak_Collier i think i saw that same pig fly by my window @SkyHelpTeam

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Jak_Collier

psychomania666 What’s betting they’ll be a Gold box that’s 4K capable at least 4TB and ridiculously expensive?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:05 AM, Nov 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

matthewf_ “Fluid Viewing™” -> “Play and Pause”

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:05 AM, Nov 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

nice to see @SkyUK following apple’s lead of appalling digital coverage of their keynotes. hardly any graphics load on the site

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SimpIyboca This is so fucking important. It should be retweeted and shared 10000 times pic.twitter.com/HF5I5KnJHI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Nov 16th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

black friday this year is going to be about consumer rage at everyone talking about it. i care about it as much as xmas ads.

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if @RBWM are offering help, screw bloody schedules @BracknellForest just need to suck it up & get it done faster! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

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carmat71 Friday Beer Table Service @venntrodev pic.twitter.com/XBbvUn1hyP

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Nov 13th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

@hedgehogsec you might want to check your own site “Notice: Undefined variable: phoneErr in /opt/sites/scanner/site/index.php on line 164”

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Alanis Morissette Updates ‘Ironic’ Lyrics with James Corden youtu.be/6GVJpOmaDyU via @YouTube

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someone at @Imperva really should sort their domain out, looks like it’s expired. pic.twitter.com/bJLzvW1Vz1

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I work in the online dating industry, my internet history can be, well, colourful! Gov’ment are way off on this. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Werner London Calling! An Region is coming to the UK! - allthingsdistributed.com/2015/11/aws-an… pic.twitter.com/qaGOfQhkB0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Nov 6th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

agile_memes When good Scrum Masters go bad pic.twitter.com/ksL33BR2KG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Nov 6th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

this bbc.co.uk/news/business-… is all very well @vauxhall but mine’s been inspected (1.5 weeks ago) but you still can’t provide needed parts

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drewm Dear retailers: your Christmas television advert is not a significant event in my life. I have not been waiting for this all year.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Nov 6th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

@RadioX frozen, iguana, owl, wombat. Ian in Wokingham.

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if you’re not a fan of Frozen’s Let It Go you need to it up open.spotify.com/track/2N6JBgon…

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markmackinnon Canada’s new PM Justin Trudeau with a great answer when asked why important for him to have a cabinet of 50% women. “Because it’s 2015.”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Nov 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

pleased to say ian.io is now rolling with a @letsencrypt certificate.

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@MelKirk don’t wear any, ever. problem solved. i’m here all week.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@Dickie737 You’d hope by this point you’d know that was a runway!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Dickie737

Donate to my hairy efforts and help kick prostate cancer in the arse: mobro.co/ianwinter81 @MovemberUK

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nothing like testing something by disassembling & bypassing everything you’ve put in place to prevent the thing you’re doing being possible

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there’s a copy of Esquire in our reception with Kate Winslet on. no further comment is needed!!!

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jensimmons JavaScript is the new Flash.™

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:06 AM, Nov 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)