Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

June 2012

@martingoode well, I need to hire some good folks and it seemed like a good idea! I’ve got nothing to loose and they have.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to martingoode

@Loud_one it’s amazing, you’ll love it!

via web in reply to Loud_one

if you’re a linux sysadmin at @UK_Blackberry get in touch now with me at @globaldev & jump ship before you’re pushed! https://t.co/xI7mELIx

via web

@agit8or I feel your pain. Had kidney infection a few of weeks back. hurts like hell!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to agit8or

Once again yodel/hdnl shit. this time left in safe place means chucked over the 6’ side gate. aerosol of BBQ paint then in sun. cc @AmazonUK

via Twitter for iPhone

called dfs to get and idea of when new sofas are coming today, well you’re stop 6 but no idea of how many & still no idea on a time slot!

via Twitter for Mac

@IanVaughan it’s growing on me, but, the guide genre picking channels/recordings bit i’m not sure about

via Twitter for Mac in reply to IanVaughan

Had a new sky+ guide has entirely changed. when did that happen @skyhd notice would have been nice! pic.twitter.com/aTploLlPP

via Twitter for iPhone

innocentdrinks The Big Knit is back and we need your hats bit.ly/cGWBgZ

via web (retweeted on 12:17 PM, Jun 28th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@JimTheBaggie sully was two weeks late. we got induced. make sure you take a bag of snacks and drink - can end up being a long day!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimTheBaggie

@JimTheBaggie he’s great. up to 13 lbs 1 oz now. still holding on the 92% line. still a bit sleepless but wouldn’t change a thing.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to JimTheBaggie

â@JimTheBaggieie: For the rest of Euro 2012 i will be mostly supporting Portugal!ke” — me too!

via Twitter for Mac

is bbqing with spotify on the phone and alkaseltza in hand. rock and freaking British summer time roll!

via Twitter for iPhone

@jasonkneen to much mud. stripped the tractor back and stuck a horse in. job done. K.I.S.S.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jasonkneen

@boffbowsh yeah it’ll be a project soon I think. this is just to anonymise staging. have raw SQL so will hack it that way for now.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to boffbowsh

@Haribocheeks have another drink. drink yourself sober :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Haribocheeks

thesambarnes How to trap a cat. 100% effective. pic.twitter.com/MCPCvVDD (via RT @raubrey)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Jun 23rd, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

damn you farmer. get your speeding tractor in order. not an agricultural reference either. hrumph.

via Twitter for iPhone

RyanPitcher OMG! Samaras of all people.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Jun 22nd, 2012 via Twitter for iPad)

is pleased. my amazon prime ordered from 3pm today has shipped, delivery tomorrow & it’s royal mail tracked not hdnl so it might get here!

via web

thatmagicbloke Whoever did this, I salute you. pic.twitter.com/dn6ZROmE

via Echofon (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Jun 22nd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

really could use the £12m jackpot from the euromillion’s. lottery gods you have been told.uym

via Twitter for Mac

@mmazour i think i might just get this one, it’s cheap and cheerful but will do the job https://t.co/1FoXOB0Y cc/ @jasonkneen

via Twitter for Mac

@AL0sborne what you need then is more inches

via web in reply to AL0sborne

so apparently my 2010 imac superdrive is fooked. recommendations for a USB DVD reader/writer? the usb superdrive won’t work

via web

AndrewBloch Man makes fun of Smart Car on Twitter. Here’s how Smart responded… twitpic.com/9yvsd3

via Twitpic (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Jun 21st, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@Tomtids easy response to that, tell @samwillard he’s not dead yet and get on with the sandwich fetching :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Tomtids

@Tomtids well, i reckon on 50% success so far. thanks to @boffbowsh today was a result! twitpic.com/9ytpbwv

via Twitter for Mac

@TheGhoti to be honest either dog bar’s or dog bra’s would be more interesting to me that drogba

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

@GoDaddy seems better now, my colleague had opened a ticket and called you

via Twitter for Mac in reply to GoDaddy

@thesambarnes woah there barnacle… what did you slap the vicar with?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thesambarnes

@jimeh don’t you just need to make it work in the first place? ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jimeh

would like the next person walking past a coffee shop heading to @globalpersonals to bring me a large latte please

via Twitter for Mac

@Rackspace it was my.rackspace and no, it’s all sorted now.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Rackspace

i think the end of the world is coming, @rackspaceemea ctrl panel down, @GoDaddy dns ctrl down, emarsys database failures

via Twitter for Mac

is glad I got this delivered to home and not work. don’t think it would have fit in the smart! pic.twitter.com/1vBcK78LL

via Photos on iOS

@Tomtids that’s an oxymoron. good + sage pay = never.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Tomtids

time to play with 1.5 billion database rows… hold tight!

via Twitter for Mac

has got the inlaws doing great work in our back garden! just ordered some stuff so we can widen the drive next week as well

via Twitter for Mac

forgot how annoying cpan can be

via Twitter for Mac

is wondering if @WheresWardy has ordered his ivy bridge, retina macbook yet… you have no excuse now

via web

went to the loo and scored. hopefully on the drive home we’ll do well.

via Twitter for Mac

@thesambarnes don’t put yourself down sam. it’s ok.

via web in reply to thesambarnes

is with grandpa and grandma Canada at nandos. sullivan’s first trip as well!

via Twitter for iPhone

is playing guess where the passenger came from at LHR T3. some people have lots of crap!

via Twitter for iPhone

has done a load of laundry, been shopping, done some work & now waiting for some glass to be cut for a new utility room door

via Twitter for iPhone

@barryf you’ll have to refer to your football allegiance now as “the arsenal” as well cc/ @TheGhoti

via Twitter for Mac in reply to barryf

@MelKirk kittens big on the mention list today!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@barryf congratulations. you get there in end even if the solicitors conspire against you. now the fun part, packing!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to barryf

is not a fan of dumb java errors. method doesn’t exist error is not the same as the actual error which is attribute is missing.

via Twitter for Mac

just drew Portugal in the sweepstake. could be worse!

via Twitter for Mac

jk_sure Interesting new way of catching the clap instagr.am/p/LmrlMlGtnf/

via Instagram (retweeted on 8:49 AM, Jun 8th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

started thus feed in the dark, now the birds are chirping and the suns coming out, still here

via Twitter for iPhone

@andrewgarner i saw someone with union flag covers on their wing mirrors yesterday: https://t.co/BDf40M8W

via Twitter for Mac

isn’t sure that seeing my mortgage balance in online banking is good. sure it’s useful, but, freaking depressing as well!

via Twitter for Mac