Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

October 2012

@Timato_ perhaps you an upgrade. may i suggest mid-day ice bath?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Timato_

@krissygoround oh dear. it actually wasn’t, icing sugar (i’ve got nothing for that)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to krissygoround

jennalou_k Glasgow University do Halloween Fangnam Style… youtube.com/watch?v=RXFty1…

via Echofon (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Oct 31st, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

just ate a meringue ghost. very tasty.

via Twitter for Mac

@andrewgarner nice. i’ve got cached dns but I’ll believe you :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

@andrewgarner you know your footer on your website links to surefirething.co.ukq and it doesn’t work… add the DNS record fool! (www does)

via Twitter for Mac

@jimeh: Neat, Crossover is free today: flock.codeweavers.com1” - done √

via Twitter for Mac

@ThreeUKSupport i’ve been getting the same “payday loan” text for a few days - who do i report it to? cc/ @Ofcom

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThreeUKSupport

moanup Disney to remake Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs pic.twitter.com/jvmdjqbn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Oct 31st, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

“In a statement announcing the purchase, Disney said it planned to release a new Star Wars film, episode seven, in 2015.” eek!

via web

q. what did the hat say to the bra?
a. you go a head and i’ll give these two a lift.

via Twitter for Mac

@RealBradHaverly takes you back, wasn’t that like only a year ago like that you were like 18, like

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

is looking at possible outfits for the @globalpersonals christmas party - joke.co.uk/yellow-gangste…y

via Twitter for Mac

@neilmiddleton haha - you say yes and get them to pay you for an introduction

via Twitter for Mac in reply to neilmiddleton

@HatzolahNYC: Manhattan: Photo shot from above the emergency vehicles evacuating NYU hospital now. pic.twitter.com/fLmHYhEnn” - crazy

via Twitter for Mac

@amerbob if he didn’t have his lights on, how did you see him? also, how did the post run shower go?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to amerbob

OctoberJones Can you BELIEVE how EARLY it’s getting DARK? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. Even though it’s happened at the same time EVERY YEAR SINCE I WAS BORN.

via web (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Oct 29th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

would like to advise @rackspaceUK customers to check their tickets. advising us to restart mysql when flush logs does the job isn’t cool!!

via Twitter for Mac

@jasonkneen you’re not signing up then right? ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonkneen

@globalpersonals technically @boffbowsh is alone, he should join up to sites =D

via Twitter for Mac in reply to globalpersonals

@innocentdrinks: This is a baby hedgehog. It’s important to look at baby hedgehogs from time to time pic.twitter.com/8ZAqhMbyy” - i want one

via Twitter for Mac

also @simplenoteapp i can’t login via the web to see if they’re still there!

via Twitter for Mac

hey @simplenoteapp, notational velocity just said i need to merge or replace all my notes - i said merge & they all seem to have gone! help!

via Twitter for Mac

if you’re looking for a job & setup a phone interview - answer the phone - it works a lot better that way!

via Twitter for Mac

@JammyTheC in which case all biscuit based answers I think.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JammyTheC

is doing an online shop. wtf are there 40 types of salad dressing… really?

via web

@WheresWardy good lad! what you going for? apetogentleman.com/wp-content/upl…D I think you should try the mistletoe. lol.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WheresWardy

@JammyTheC how evil we talking… dr evil evil or jimmy saville evil?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to JammyTheC

coin toss decision making… “what are calling?”, answer, “tails for wales”… and it won!

via Twitter for Mac

ONKYO_EU the Onkyo CS-555 and unveil the real sound of your favourite music! RT to enter…

via web (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Oct 25th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

would you fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses. important questions that need to be answered.

via Twitter for Mac

@TheGhoti they don’t have 3.5” ones, they’re 5.25”

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

is listening to @JakeBugg and it really is very good. cc/ @JammyTheC

via Twitter for Mac

scaryduck Badger badger badger cull delayed while government deals with the scourge of mushrooms, snakes

via web (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Oct 23rd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

great example of @amazon not giving a crap. same thing w/ hdnl/yodel & @AmazonUK - “@jimeh: “Outlawed by Amazon DRM” bekkelund.net/2012/10/22/out…5”

via Twitter for Mac

wld Happy Harry strikes again. RT @rosswilliams: Harry Lloyd - Comms and Comedy at the @wld conference pic.twitter.com/0QT5ri9O

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 4:28 PM, Oct 20th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

just watched @ioptics and @LaurenBarnesWLD do an awesome presentation at the @wld conference.

via Twitter for iPhone

wonders how many footballers and all professional sports players would be left if they had realistic salaries. see how much they love sport.

via Twitter for iPhone

it’s the wrong time to discover no smart shirts you own fit when you’re getting up at 5:45am

via Twitter for iPhone

@jasonkneen which hair does he style though. is he a charge per hair kinda guy? @RealBradHaverly

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jasonkneen

@SkyNews: Eton Boys Make Gangnam Style Video bit.ly/RaXulzk” - not sure if this is genius or disturbing or both!

via Twitter for Mac

@dyninc you can send me some if you like :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Dyn

@RealBradHaverly also your haircut for a fiver deal is unbeatable

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

@lightboxstudios well my wife loves bejeweled so that’s one and for me courier and disk tools pro is certainly handy.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to lightboxstudios

I just got the MacHeist 4 Bundle! macheist.com/bundle/t/6133055

via Tweet Button

so far @panopta trial looks ok. bit more expensive than @pingdom & not as many easy to get graphs but allows more options & reasonable UI

via Twitter for Mac

can it work, probably. if @BBCNews and others don’t do what’s now fashionable in media & lie, twist and hype wrong bits bbc.in/OHWKpxF

via Tweet Button

@panopta will do, thanks for the tweet, i’ll let you know how we get on

via Twitter for Mac in reply to panopta

this guy does not epitomise german planning! “@JammyTheC: Jumping into a frozen pool, what could possibly go wrong? tinyurl.com/cvqlrdjQ”

via Twitter for Mac

let’s get ready ready, let’s get ready ready, let’s get ready to grow mo! uk.movember.com/team/497493x -@globalpersonalss men join now!

via Twitter for Mac

translating English for Americans :) bbc.in/TufNAwTs

via Tweet Button

is there a service like @pingdom but with aus & south african pops & a non-extortiante price model like @Site24x7. simple checks is fine.

via Twitter for Mac

@HR_Beth: Attention job seekers… Comic Sans is not an appropriate font for your professional resume.” - it’s not appropriate full stop!

via Twitter for Mac

hey @pingdom anything going on? can login but can’t view anything after that, keep getting logged out

via Twitter for Mac

so @BritishGas email about price changes yet the cheapest tariffs they offer it seems impossible to switch to online. means i have to call.

via Twitter for Mac

just watched felix jump. wow. makes my 12.5k jump look pretty shit! incredible stuff and he nailed the landing.

via Twitter for iPhone

so with darkwake=0 on ML ssh wakes it up, but, have to quite and ssh again ~20s later - any idea if in MacOS or SSH I can get around it?

via OS X

so it seems Apple broke wake on lan in mountain lion. when it’s (iMac) sleeping it won’t wake (the box is checked) via a SSH command

via Twitter for Mac

globalpersonals SPICE FEVER… Don’t forget to donate! justgiving.com/global-spice-g… RT @LaurenBarnesWLD: It’s the @globalpersonals Spice Girls! pic.twitter.com/ZDjeOh3X

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Oct 12th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

MelissaThompson Really proud the boys @globalpersonals for hitting their target look forward to seeing you dressed as Spice Girls justgiving.com/global-spice-g…

via web (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Oct 11th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

Check out this effort to change the face of men’s health uk.movember.com/team/497493x -@globalpersonalss@globaldevv gents get on board!

via Tweet Button

@innocentdrinks ok, thanks. in which case the original votes count. 1x knee, 3x nails :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to innocentdrinks

@innocentdrinks quick team poll 1x no knees & 3x meter-long nails - but we depends on clarification of “no knees” are they fused or missing?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to innocentdrinks

@tomgiddings it’s a moustache. just really crap.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tomgiddings

Giant double pretzel m&m nose! pic.twitter.com/QdfmUe1RR

via Photos on iOS

just did a google search for crotch pad’s. all with legitimate reason. so far nothing dodgy!

via Twitter for Mac

Sarah_Iles Please now we need to hit £1k to have our very own spice girls in the @globalpersonals office tomorrow justgiving.com/global-spice-g…

via web (retweeted on 10:41 AM, Oct 11th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@MaxiCosiBaby can u order replacement material pads that go over the female part of the strap (between the legs) for a CabrioFix seat?

via Twitter for Mac

regspb Hats off to the builders of the Lego Batcave. It’s not Playmobil, but…brothers-brick.com/2012/10/10/epi…

via web (retweeted on 9:52 AM, Oct 11th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

needs Sullivan to realise he’s back in the uk and not be awake until 3am. Jenn & I can’t live on this little sleep!

via Twitter for iPhone

@BigMadKev i could, but, need to test windows 7. guess could still proxy a windows 7 machine from here though.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to BigMadKev

alternatively can anyone recommend a good Australian VPS provided that will run Windows that I can RDC to

via Twitter for Mac

anyone got a windows 7 machine in Australia they fancy opening up RDC on so I can test something?

via Twitter for Mac

innocentdrinks Well Said. pic.twitter.com/fuMqbm4m

via web (retweeted on 9:49 AM, Oct 10th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

Want to win a dream system from @Sonos? Enter and we can both win. bit.ly/UCMYsdf

via Tweet Button

forgot how much the morning routine sucks. much better when it’s early an you’re in the bush hunting. could use more sleep too.

via Twitter for iPhone

is back in blighty. Sullivan was awesome on the plane. we’ve all had a nap and now starving. I think I to breakfast though.

via Twitter for iPad

has just seen the northern lights ovver Thunder Bay, ON. awesome!

via web