Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

October 2013

what alcohol would go with dandelion and burdock? rum, vodka, whisky?

via Twitter for iPhone

@carmat71 get a nurse to give you a cutthroat shave. get well soon!!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to carmat71

@rosswilliams: Wow @globalpersonals are awesome. Out of office today, gutted I missed this : facebook.com/media/set/?set…” - come work with us!

via Twitter for Mac

@jadelisle question for you actually, do you have plans for a european based email pop soon?

via Twitter for Mac

Beautyanthedirt Brilliant ad war between Audi & BMW in Santa Monica via Ian MacArthur pic.twitter.com/WsQzJcSelP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Oct 31st, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@ThamesVP you meant to link to halloween1.pdf … that’s a shop keeper one

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThamesVP

@Haribocheeks you can’t help be a trend setter. go with it. doors will open. cc/ @MisseeeUK

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Haribocheeks

has anybody pre-ordered a thetileapp.comS ?

via Twitter for Mac

@TVP_Windsor: PC Bowden: Drift Rd near Birds Hill Golf Course. Tree down. Road blocked. (0745) ” arse. glad I saw this now!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TVP_Windsor

garden bench blew over, sully’s slide moved a couple of inches & the pizza box had blown out the recycling. unsurprisingly all fine.

via Twitter for iPhone

this giraffe thing is subjective. I consider eyes, door and bowel all as valid responses dependent on circumstance

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@boffbowsh Just watched a bit on c4. It’s just a bunch if blokes running in between hugs. Sully didn’t approve so baby tv back on :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to boffbowsh

McDonald’s to stop serving Heinz because of former bk boss bbc.in/1ddKxlYb how many of their shop front staff have worked at bk??

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people panic buying OH “we won’t be able to leave the house for a few day”, “they have milk”! it’s wind FFS. how did we survive the blitz!

via Twitter for iPhone

can’t believe i’ve never listened to this album based on the fact I love the band! ♫ Snacktime! – Barenaked Ladiespoti.fi/QJrPepneM

via Spotify

@asda u really should look at your web security. headers gives away info & your store locator ip: http://89.16.163.84/apac…

via web

@grayhaze i have now. there’s an installer listed as 0.4 miles from my house as well.

via web in reply to grayhaze

@CraigGrannell just tried it actually. seems a lot “quicker” and nicer. going to leave it on for a bit and see.

via web in reply to CraigGrannell

the geek in me really wants this britishgas.co.uk/products-and-s…r

via web

@BritishGasHelp your online stored is screwed. 500 server errors all over. cunning way to trap people on a tariff. break your site!

via web

drewm The Hob Goblin pub, Maidenhead, has now been renamed the Maiden’s Head, Maidenhead. Genius.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:34 AM, Oct 23rd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

so using the A329(M) for the next few weeks seems like a bad idea: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…1

via Twitter for Mac

probably the first tape album I ever purchased. it still rocks. spoti.fi/UfHZKfBg

via Spotify

@andrewgarner no, was more rumour/informational. not sure it’s true. don’t know enough about rx either.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

neilmiddleton Ruby is a dying language: rubini.us/2013/10/15/int…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Oct 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

checking out 2013, some fun stuff in there, but, my money’s on our @globaldev boys & clocktower.r13.railsrumble.comFy

via web

you judge how good food is by the number of times the smoke detector goes off, right?

via Twitter for iPhone

@grayhaze in my head, it’s half a boob, avy games

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grayhaze

want to help someone find love, check out our jobs @globalpersonals globalpersonals.theresumator.comG - dev, qa, design, finance & more. interested?

via Twitter for Mac

StevieBuckley Currently on the hunt for a permanent Front End Developer for our London office - hackerjobs.co.uk/jobs/2013/10/1… - RT’s appreciated

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Oct 17th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

don’t launch a feature that’s only part complete & not really any use to anyone. @rackspaceUK i’m looking at your & RBAC for cloud

via Twitter for Mac

@ZendeskOps our cname to smooch.ssl.zendesk.comt isn’t working.. you having issues?

via web

career change time, I’m going to be a rainbow shepard

via Twitter for iPhone

@carmat71 christian’s are agnostic, to any other belief aren’t they? or doesn’t that count

via Twitter for Mac in reply to carmat71

sexism in the music industry may be wrong & probably is but at the same time Charlotte Church could have said no & not revealed the twins

via Twitter for Mac

for a country that claims it’s the leader of the free world & better than the rest, the US is doing a really bad job. 16t in debt what’s 18!

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I think @WokinghamBC has gone relief road mad. the northern Wokingham one sucks but it’s better than the arborfield ones!

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I scored £9926334 at Super Tory Boy, ranked ‘Junior Minister’! Can you grab more cash? toys.usvsth3m.com/super-tory-boy/iy

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apparently these aren’t mouldy they’re garlic bread sticks. good job my wife was about, they where bin bound! pic.twitter.com/9ATV8YNGVFF

via Twitter for iPhone

@TheKirstyWard @StevieBuckley not sure about from clean shaven, but, for a chunk of change… maybe… just maybe

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheKirstyWard

@StevieBuckley those are optional, just the face will do

via Twitter for Mac in reply to StevieBuckley

let’s go @globalpersonals & @globaldev men… it’s nearly time to change the face of men’s health for uk.movember.com/team/9625374

via Tweet Button

ONKYO_EU Real Hi-Fi sound get’s mobile – with the new Headphones from Onkyo! Just RT to enter the prize draw…

via web (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Oct 9th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@innocentdrinks: Our apple and mango juice - now endorsed by guinea pigs pic.twitter.com/fdSkAyYeDDD”@grayhazee will be thrilled, he loves ‘em

via Twitter for Mac

has to do a child safety course this evening. 2.5 hours of utter boredom & what i suspect will be common sense. joys of volunteering w/ kids

via Twitter for Mac

the heat in the office is not helping my ongoing cold. i’m bored of coughing, blowing my nose and feeling like crap.

via Twitter for Mac

I asked @Neustar for chocolate and got it. cheers Jon! pic.twitter.com/vJ79mrcI1rr

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so, @SagePayPartners really not doing well. this is there status page, on top of the new site being full of typos pic.twitter.com/r5JxiDmBZKK

via Twitter for Mac

@Amy_SagePay oh and spamming us with the same message 3 times isn’t a good idea either

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Amy_SagePay

@Amy_SagePay so you’ve launched a knowledge base w/ typos & now have released test info. not good! good job we don’t trust it anyway.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Amy_SagePay

gittower We’re giving away 3 licenses for the popular text editor @chocolatapp ! Retweet for a chance to win: bit.ly/chocolatapp (ends Oct 4th)

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Oct 4th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@MelKirk if you don’t want to answer, you know a picture says a thousand words.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@MelKirk either you have huge boobs that need covering or your planned bikini is made of gold covered silk… 88 quid!!!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

i’m not religious, at all, but a domain I saw in a junk email, made me chuckle - superchristian.com7 - worth it for the logo?

via Twitter for Mac

got this today from @Neustar. they should send it to @github. either way would rather have been sent chocolate pic.twitter.com/Wd7iGKcUzKK

via Twitter for iPhone

@rackspaceUK if i say fanatical will you send me some chocolate?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rackspaceUK

@qikipedia: There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.” - an oldie but a goodie

via Twitter for Mac

@tomgiddings I think that’s in the job description for politicians in general

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tomgiddings

iOS 7 iMessage doesn’t work. I’m in the fraction. Apple need to fix it already. least the phone works.

via Twitter for iPhone

@Amy_SagePay might want to run a spell checker over this section: sagepay.co.uk/support/error-…4 “have ben supplied” - do only ben’s get the error?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Amy_SagePay

can we fire america? washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldvie…l - certainly slap them round the face if not

via Twitter for Mac

@NatWest_Help hey, the membership benefits site is dead… is it going to be back up soon?

via web

robmanuel I’m not saying webuyanycar is a wonderful company but their PR people are better at their jobs than most.
webuyanytoycar.com

via web (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Oct 1st, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)