Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

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April 2009

is turning the world off to the sound of the Foo Fighters

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had salmon, guinea fowl, grappa, beer, meet good people an had a good night. now the joys of public transport.

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has fixed the iphone thinking the headphones are still in by covering the earpiece with my thumb - official method as well!

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was going swimming but with one thing and another it’s now a bit too late and I’ve lost the will!

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would like to remind you that you’re on a planet that’s evolving and revolving at nine hundred miles an hour

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is rewriting lots of apache configs, load balancer SSL decryption VIPs and but of other network related stuff

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back in the office and only slightly soggy

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asks if anyone can recommend somewhere i can play texas hold ‘em for free, online

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@jontarbuck yup. got hd now so have the old sky+ box which I’m not going to use

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has a Sky+ box going if anyone’s interested, if not it’ll be on ebay

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is back from Jenn’s school PTA quiz and going to bed ready for a swim tomorrow and hanging with friends over a roast dinner

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has cut and strimmed the grass, hovered, showered and now off to the store

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is wondering if I can get the grass cut before it rains

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is back from a surprise 40th party and feeling slightly merry. swimming, shopping, cleaning and entertaining planned for the weekend

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would very much like the db slaves to what the **** they’re told and behave!

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is stuffed after a particularly tasty ginger chicken udon with the @wld dev crew

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@ryancarson if it’s tipster.com there’s Windows login prompts etc accessible. not sure if you want those public.

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has achey arms after doing another 1km last night in the pool

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has four shiny new tyres

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is getting four new tyres fitted in sunny cipenham whilst listening to the chaps talk about darts

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@nathanpitman i know, but i’m at work, i’m feeling lazy and i pay them for the priviledge so may as well use it :)

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is annoyed he has a flat tyre - time to be lazy and call vw assist

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would like to meet a flange of baboons

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is enjoying the Sun through the window… bring on the summer!

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by rebranding to SagePay do Protx think we’ll forgot how crap they are?

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has another 1km done in the pool

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has just seen Oracle is to buy Sun, so in a roundabout way that means Oracle has bought MySQL

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@MelKirk passport office - government agencies suck, i spent 4.5 hours at the border and immigration agency with jenn last year

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had a lovely evening of drinks and la tasca with @Miss_Happy and @adam_reid

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has booked more flights, ths time to Thunder Bay

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@drewm we always give @flapjackthecat his in his wet food. bury it in the middle and he never notices.

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is back from another 1k in the pool, really do need to try something else. i think running is the answer although not looking forward to it!

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@AndyJ my other half wants to know it’s name :)

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is going swimming tonight

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enjoyed a nice walk around Windsor in the sun and did some shopping as well

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@MelKirk is a chocolate bunny like a chocolate starfish in some way?

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has managed to slice his thumb open but isn’t quite sure how!

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is irritated and looking forward to going home

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is amused by Virgin’s tempting offer: “Upgrade the whole trip to Upper Class for GBP 5,834.00 extra per person ” now let me think….

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is back at work - more 4 day weekends please

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@rosswilliams if it poos under my desk i’m sending it back your way

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was going to have beer but has opted to talk to Jack instead.

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@Tomtids haha no not quite, although it was a money can’t buy opportunity ;)

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is very pleased the sample wedding cake was delicious

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@drewm to quote avenue q - the Internet is for porn

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is stuffed after much Easter food and annoyed my brake light has gone again, something else up me thinks

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did another 1km in the pool now having an Easter date dinner with Jenn

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is looking at iMacs in the apple refurb store… danger credit card… danger

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@willcarling http://twitpic.com/33ehy - Great choice - That’s my local Wagamama as well.

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is tidying the office and wondering what to have for lunch

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in the pub with all the @wld crew which there are a lot of now!

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thinks he may actually secretly be a fraggle

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has just finished off a nice 1/2 chicken, medium with fries and garlic bread. gotta love nandos

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has done another 1km in the pool

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@marckysharky it’s nick and your’s first pet. so sweet :p

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is going to the pool later although the option of dinner in the sunshine at a pub/restaurant is sounding tempting

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is glad it’s nearly the weekend

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is back from a few drinks at - good to put names to faces

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@markdrew we managed to spec one to £64k - over £39k of that was support!

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is wondering why the doctor wrote me a letter asking for contact numbers the week after leaving me an answer phone message

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made like a fish and did another 1km in the pool

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is 29 days, 21 hrs, 39 mins away from San Francisco

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had a good weekend but needs to go swimming tomorrow to attempt to make up for it

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is onroute from church to reception in the sun

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just got a 96 on whilst waiting to walk out the door to a wedding

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now has his suit ready although most of my clothes seem to not fit at the moment - shopping spree in order soon (a cheap one though)

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is looking for a needle in a haystack full of needles… which one is it - nobody knows

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is planning the weekend journey to Gloucester for a wedding and working out which suit still fits!

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@nathanpitman Bracknell sports centre. Normally use the comp pool

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is back from the pool, did 1000m tonight, 8k on the bike last night plus a 2k walk up an incline. this week is better than last!

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is curious why the police helicopter is hovering above the office

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is today a meer figment of your imagination. the person you see in the office is a very detail hologram.

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