Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

January 2014

â@majorhaydenen: mnot’s blog: Nine Things to Expect from HTTbit.ly/1aKcynU8MDgj” - great post

via Twitter for Mac in reply to majorhayden

Amazing opportunity for a Project Manager/Scrum Master to join @globaldev @globalpersonals. #webpm https://t.co/wj0YAbFGU1 via @theresumator

via Twitter for Mac

I’ve just voted for Keith Clark: CSS 3D FPS for ‘Demo of the Year’ on thenetawards.com/vote/demo/

via Tweet Button

@pusher yes, we think that was a red herring… it’s javascript somewhere but doesn’t look like you.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to pusher

@pusher hey - we thing you’re blocked by the UK porn filters somewhere (https://t.co/j69KdJnQm1) isn’t loading

via web

@jessenoller it posts a message to twitter? (sorry no idea!)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jessenoller

ah power cut. boo. Should make bedtime more interesting!

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bieber isn’t special. he’s a normal citizen who broke the law, again. he needs to be punished. both to uphold the law & for humanities sake

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RT @TheGhoti: WHAT?!?!?! Whywouldyou, whywouldyou, whywouldyou…?!?!?! https://t.co/04PKqrgaFJ #DontAskHowIStumbledAcrossThis

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RT @kylegawley: Stop what you’re doing right now and check out this fantastic piece of advertising.
https://t.co/bxTBuO3EML

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just had to use Oracle SQL Developer with a jTDS plugin to connect to a MSSQL DB from a MAC. #painfullyslow #java https://t.co/BcziSJj3TR

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RT @jose_casal: Read about the (ongoing) Agile transformation at @globaldev that @RADTACLtd has been part of. Some quotes from me :-) http:…

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RT @globalpersonals: Find out how one Globalite raised over £1,700 for @ActionAid: https://t.co/IKCHHFVJsL #globalgiving

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@Sarah_Iles you do i was just being cheeky… i have no idea!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Sarah_Iles

@Sarah_Iles it’s about a month since the last bad mood… there’s a pattern right there ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Sarah_Iles

@RBWM great park crossing keeps change red/green… looks like the button is stuck on again. was like that last week.

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@RealBradHaverly it’s taken that long to get your haircut sorted hasn’t it, really, own up

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

jameslyne This is probably my favourite slide of last year. You? pic.twitter.com/Tx2dLsPuMO

via web (retweeted on 2:39 PM, Jan 21st, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

innocentdrinks How to fill in a nursery questionnaire for your child pic.twitter.com/j5Y1giQjcp

via web (retweeted on 2:38 PM, Jan 21st, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

this is handy if you’re lazy, or you forget foragoodstrftime.comc

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major repost, but still, utterly hilarious https://t.co/bDKcpCcdpr

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helenlewis Caitlin Moran makes a fairly unarguable point this morning: pic.twitter.com/aLGqMFLI8P

via web (retweeted on 9:23 AM, Jan 21st, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

gp has hit new lows. not notified us of surgery move date & find out at hosp. clinic that in cot they told gp to increase 1 of my meds

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@boffbowsh yeah, don’t necessarily want it public (i don’t pay right now)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

the thought of poking my eyes with lens isn’t appealing, but, this is (potentially) awesome https://t.co/wEPZSpJy1H

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anyone got any views on where to keep code snippets? i have a couple of gists, but mostly in a text file… any better suggestions?

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this is an odd looking bunch of critters… https://t.co/Fn0lLiZTNo

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metoffice Retweet to win before 4pm Friday to win one of our mugs T&Cs: bit.ly/1edljER pic.twitter.com/0tYdDvgHKi

via web (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jan 16th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

We’re ! Be part of something special… Join the @globalpersonals family. bit.ly/11I0it07s - something for everyone

via Twitter for Mac in reply to globalpersonals

@TVP_Windsor you need to charge them. that’s dangerous for all of them.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TVP_Windsor

so @AkamaiUK i’m a customer, well @globalpersonals is and I’d really like a t-shirt (L) … can we make that happen? to promote you of course

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@james_allardice you’ve been hacked. getting junk dm’s

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@MelKirk my only response to this (and to the last one) is rude and involves a pluralised four letter anatomical palindrome

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@majorhayden what’s wrong with that, it’s the proper way around :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to majorhayden

@RBFRSofficial if i want to ask about a possible wokingham station visit with our cub pack - what’s the best way to contact them?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RBFRSofficial

@Haribocheeks I think mine could be on holiday with yours

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Haribocheeks

Mercedes-Benz TV: MAGIC BODY CONTROL TV commercial “Chicken” - simply the best advert. ever. youtu.be/nLwML2PagbYE

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on tlc “I’m Tamara, I’m 29 and a reclaimed virgin” … sorry you’re a what now? has had sex but some much as changed it’ll be like 1st time!

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watched latest two & half men last night, it’s actually now just “man” as only alan is left. at best it’s two men & a woman.

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â@theloopop: Millions of crabs migrating across Christmas Island loopu.in/K1EkPCMuU” - the sideways quizlings!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to theloop

RichardNSkinner Spotted at Waterloo station this morning. Via @raquelle pic.twitter.com/ii0cU4t8EY

via web (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Jan 6th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@NHSEngland we might need to go to A&E only ‘cause GP surgery never answer the phone & tel. consults now required - how do i complain?

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we won’t even go in to incorrect diagnosis and the fact that we’ve had to go in to A&E before for care as the GP doesn’t get it right

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tudor house surgery in wokingham is the worst surgery in the world. the “new” appointment system only works if you can every get through.

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first @JustSingles tv ad shown on really, really! looks good :) pic.twitter.com/UzJiW3aKKHH

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RT @TheRealSheldonC: Nanna Nanna Nanna… https://t.co/O456Vb0YJJ

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my back garden looks like a cross between a marsh, a bog pit and a small pond! so much water and nowhere to go.

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is buying lottery tickets. i need to win.

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@wld take your santa hat off ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to wld

engage the chaos monkey. nothing like root access live server edits. i mean, fully testing, planned changes.

via Twitter for Mac

i have far too much crap in my dot files. time for a clean out / start again. i’ll add that to one of my to do lists!

via Twitter for Mac