the lights are up. yes, that is a beer. hard work putting up lights. pic.twitter.com/fcTr9LzgbNN
you lookin’ at me? pic.twitter.com/vOgQcelnGgg
RBFRSofficial Crews are currently dealing with a 4 car accident on A329M south, Winnersh to Coppid Beech. Please find an alternative route if possible.
amazing wax the mo developments! #Movember @therunningdude - our team now ranked #3242 moteam.co/global-mo-bro-sQ - keep it coming!!!
TheGhoti If you donate to @therunningdude’s #Movember fund NOW he’ll have the ‘tash waxed off at 17:15 today… uk.movember.com/mospace/26605 DOOOO ITTTT!!!
@boffbowsh see, i want something but don’t need anything
@tomgiddings @IanVaughan why, that’s the most they ever discount. never gonna change.
@StevieBuckley why, you some tickets for @boffbowsh for RW gig? i bet you have
just saw a dark blue F150, with Ontario plates, in Windsor UK! long way from home
@girlguiding you talk of sexism https://t.co/NNwjftPwRL yet you don’t allow males to join. girls can join @UKScouting. not the same but still
just read about the history of turkey pardoning in the us. love the fact that eisenhower ate his! https://t.co/jfZtnVI53Y
ianvisits Breakfast venn… RT @andysc @passengeraction: This. This pleases me. pic.twitter.com/JJFzoekLdL
@MelKirk visa = evil. from personal experience with Jenn’s various ones, get advise early. i’m not sure where is best though. hr deal for us
@nathanpitman metro?
@GiveBloodNHS if you hear of a cure for diabetes then it will and let me know!
@GiveBloodNHS hi there, yes it is.
@amerbob you need to listen to this =D ♫ Nick Grimshaw: Music To Give Blood To (BBC Radio 1) by BBC Playlistespoti.fi/17X6kPNUmr
@MelKirk google.com/appsstatusy is your friend. not been down in last 7 days - at least not enough to tell people about. use it all the time
@amerbob I would if they’d take mine. as a diabetic they won’t. @GiveBloodNHS
perhaps not the safest domain name in the world, or, the least offensive, but it’s good - motherfuckingwebsite.comb
agit8or Loads of jobs going at one of the UK’s fastest growing digital media companies - we can’t recuit quick enough!! lnkd.in/dsYnFpC
proof singing ability is optional when someone who forgets their words on 4 occasions gets through. #XFactor2013 #tamerashouldbeout
@panopta when you say 25 Network service checks is that per server, or, 25 across the whole account? i’m guessing the latter
@benlovell worst i ever had to try and recover from was someone did “mv /* .” from a home directory
@benlovell or !rm -rf /*
@benlovell :q! ?
sad day, my coffee mug has been murdered by the cleaners (cracked). does explain the pool of coffee on my desk though.
hey @System_Sagepay @Amy_SagePay is the test server dead?
so @WokinghamBC “peach place” sounds like something from mariokart & wtf is toutley rd going to open - 1wk now & i’ve never seen a workman!
@WindsorEtonBrew do you have any canberra in bottles for sale at the moment?
mrchrisaddison Hope all my Australian friends have had a lovely day. I’m sure they have. Broadly speaking.
@jessenoller @krames @rackspaceUK this is long overdue & gd but how can u use images as new perf clouds don’t image data partitions though?
very impressed with @AEO Kansas to Windsor shipping in less than 48 hours!
could drive to the @rackspaceUK
dc each day, traffic is horrid! did like the “dc head” reserved board though and airlock doors #geek
is off to the data center this morning. only a drop off but hey.
@twitter anything up with exporting archives? did one a while ago but had nothing. normally they’re pretty nippy.
@marcqualie your site is chucking a 502 error right now (last tweet was from a junk account i have!)
“@GrahamM_6t9: Best stackoverflow of the day: https://t.co/45wtBRHeKl <- “why does my perl work!!!” - “It’s not perl…..”†- LOL!
@johnwards great talk at #velocityconf - have a question about @CodeClub - a school near me (infant) is looking, is the material suitable?
@iconmonstr do you have a guide/suggestion on something to read which shows how to colourise the png/svg versions of these?
@igrigorik hi, the svg? social icons on your blog - did you make those of is there a guide on how to do something similar somewhere? thanks
it’s a ‘tache update #movember pic.twitter.com/cMdws8xplBB
@garethr hey, great #velocityconf talk - are your slides online at all?
all sponsors should give away light sabers and bottle openers #velocityconf @Dyn @VERISIGN. good morning, lunch next!
ready for day 2 at #velocity pic.twitter.com/pdGENk8gkII
@barryf you can install that via homebrew as well
@igrigorik true. will make our cdn config simpler as well as we shard all our image domains right now.
globalpersonals We are pleased to announce @globalpersonals have been crowned again in Deloitte Technology Fast 50. bit.ly/17usdpo [Press release]
@igrigorik no probs. our ux/fe dev’s did all the merging CSS/JS and sprite stuff. Not sure they’d appreciate pulling it all out.
having listened to @igrigorik at #velocityeu2013 not only is he very smart & a great speaker but HTTP 2.0 looks great. ux’rs will hate it :)
settling in for @jonlives talk @velocityconf #velocityeu2013 pic.twitter.com/Sjw1Oom5Ypp
ice in the car and no gloves or bat. Twyford station is cold!
come meet @globaldev at Silicon Milkroundabout this weekend, we’re hiring! bit.ly/17slvQXX or see me at#velocityeu20133#jobss#hiringg
@velocityconf great stuff. looking forward to hearing from @jonlives #velocityeu2013
AC/DC - Highway to Hell for Christmas number 1… hell yes… anything but XSh*tor https://t.co/3SgiY9odna
@TheGhoti I was hoping that was a new burger. sadly not.
is it a ‘tauche, yes it is. the question mark lives #Movember pic.twitter.com/8ZWW6UeWL44
is going to go from Twyford to Paddington it’s nearly half price, cheaper to park and takes the same time but without the train change
@neilmiddleton doesn’t look like it https://t.co/OFtpfVeWwr & https://t.co/AnuXbAMCXD
thoughts on best way to get to Hilton Metropole Edgeware Rd in rush hour from Wokingham? thinking train to Reading, then Paddington and walk
this may be a controversial comment, but, I don’t like @johnlewisretail’s christmas, at all. it’s just an animated greeting card
looking forward to #velocityeu2013 this week. but not to the train commute to get there! @globalpersonals is #hiring so shout me on twitter
majorhayden Kudos to all the single parents out there. I’m getting that experience this week! :)
RBFRSofficial Crews still in attendance at a fire in an industrial unit in Toutley Rd, Wokingham. Smoke reportedly drifting across A329M & M4 at Junc 10
@velocityconf that’s a shame. any part refund or should I just come & drink coffee? is there somewhere I can work whilst I wait for next 1?
@Haribocheeks outside those new flats, just by the pub. diversion round osbourne rd and police station
@keithclarkcouk happy birthday!
@velocityconf is something replacing the cancelled MySQL tutorial on Wednesday?
closing kings rd/sheet st in rush hour is really stupid as it’s only for some posh flats! road closed signs would be nice @TVP_Windsor @RBWM
big factory fire on toutley rd. Big cloud plume also looks like smoke is going across a329m https://t.co/p8Ll0m8lip https://t.co/733WvH5dZ2
@TVP_Wokingham never mind found https://t.co/p8Ll0m8lip that’s up the road from me!
what the hell is up in Wokingham, sirens for the last half hour pretty much, @TVP_Wokingham ?
which ikea is easier to get to today wembley or Southampton?
this https://t.co/LiFhC8xesB & this https://t.co/gkXk1O2al0 look really cool. not sure what i’d use it for, but, it’s neat stuff #javascript
globalpersonals We’re hiring! Like the idea of a job helping people find love? Check out our latest vacancies. bit.ly/11I0it0 #recruitment #jobs
@neilmiddleton for i in {1..1000000}; do [some stuff]; done =D
@innocentdrinks what stores, sainsbury’s and boots again?
Check out my #Movember ‘tache & help me fight the good fight 4 #menshealth mobro.co/ianwinter81D &moteam.co/global-mo-bro-szQ - PLEASE DONATE
in a&e again. on top of tonsillitis Sullivan has suspected hand foot & mouth. hasn’t slept hasn’t eaten & screams constantly in pain.
@jennalou_k traffic lights at m4 junction aren’t working
@agit8or mcdonalds is your friend. breakfast and coffee. the one near eton is easily detour able on my in if i have to!
ok, so, today I mostly have severe supplier rage.
@nathanpitman read this: https://t.co/JuExqdy8JC - don’t use it, but, saw the post
The M25 sucks
JackWeirdy What do you call a group of programmers?
A merge conflict