Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

June 2013

is once again amazed by what Brits vote for. Andrea over Matt and Leah? Andrea just sounds monotone but two octaves up!

via Twitter for iPhone

twholman Probably the best thing I’ve ever seen on street-view ~ google.com/maps?ll=35.704…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Jun 21st, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

@RealBradHaverly hard to tell which way round that conversation is. could easily be you saying that.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RealBradHaverly

new tagline - “i do my best work when i know i’m not in the office for the next two weeks”

via Twitter for Mac

last day in the office today before holiday. @WheresWardy has nothing to worry about, my handover doc is only 4 pages, so far.

via Twitter for Mac

@Tomtids they interviewed one chap right behind my desk looking at my screen but wasn’t aired @barryf @timblair @rosswilliams

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Tomtids

@Haribocheeks have you ever tried a new brand based on the stupid tampon/pax/flap/wing/comfy/dry/wide/long/pink adverts anyway?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Haribocheeks

@GoDaddy our account exec finally got back to us as well - seems to be an ongoing issue for you - all the ones i need are done

via Twitter for Mac in reply to GoDaddy

@GoDaddy i’m also seeing issues, updating nameservers and no updates. over an hour now and they’re in the abyss!. cc/ @jrt341

via web in reply to jrt341

BBC’s The Apprentice calls on @globalpersonals dating industry expertise in tonight’s episode. bit.ly/15k9aXxN - BBC1 at 9pm!b

via Twitter for iPad

@MelKirk no one can hear you. you have no followers ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@ONKYO_EU send me a black one for free in the post and i’d be happy to… … looks nice though =D

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ONKYO_EU

@rackspaceUK ok, so going sideways if i have a us account can i pick the AUS DC?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rackspaceUK

@rackspaceUK is the signup form right? looks like it’s going to the US cloud signup, certainly would seem that way based on user validation

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rackspaceUK

@thesambarnes: 80stoys on Instagram: bit.ly/19cL9sdO < just yes!b (via@benlovelll)” - look’s like sam has instagraismed

via Twitter for Mac

saw a barjo can today. takes me back! cc/ @andrew_levett @timblair

via Twitter for iPhone

gettin’ my deep south on… hell yeah! ♫ Hubcap Music – Seasick Stevspoti.fi/10jdB1QDing

via Spotify

neilmiddleton The NSA - The only part of the US government which listens to you.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Jun 12th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

OPERATION TROLL THE NSA trollthensa.com/?fb_action_ids…d - risky but funny….

via Tweet Button

teaakayyy It’s all over. pic.twitter.com/ymEDrsdVGO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Jun 11th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@CraigGrannell it’ll be iDidntGetWhatIwant, or, iWouldHaveDoneX

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CraigGrannell

@boffbowsh big granny tits? if its Britons got talent, they don’t and you’re dead to me =D

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to boffbowsh

I wouldn’t have pegged the swedes for cider drinkers but they make a good one! pic.twitter.com/CEniZnlQkGG

via Twitter for iPhone

@RealBradHaverly you’ve not been hanging around in car parks with hairdressers again have you? didn’t you learn…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

looking like yet another @AmazonUK prime delivery will be late / not turn up. more often late than on time at the moment.

via Twitter for iPhone

innocentdrinks time - “A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.”

via web (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Jun 7th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@grayhaze are you having such a good time, having a ball?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grayhaze

@MelKirk a worrying handy roll of toilet paper as well.. that’s ! @ThomJames

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@CattleGridWNDSR yeah, please. can i book for 5:15pm tomorrow for two adults and one little one.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CattleGridWNDSR

@cattlegrid great. we’ll probably see you guys at @CattleGridWNDSR tomorrow then :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cattlegrid

@cattlegrid hey, do you guys have high chairs in windsor?

via Twitter for Mac

i think @RealBradHaverly should offer to save @BrianMcFadden money by offering him a haircut for fiver.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

@ThreeUKSupport mines still dead in Wokingham. also settings seem wiped out like content filters for instance

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThreeUKSupport

think the @Apple store on ios might be sick pic.twitter.com/EdRm820mBww

via Twitter for iPhone

is investigating antelopes and barracudas. looks like our antelopes are soon to be eaten & reincarnated as a fresh battery of barracudas

via Twitter for Mac

@WheresWardy ah ok. i stole something from the octopress code, pretty much the same

via Twitter for Mac in reply to WheresWardy

@RealBradHaverly hair today, gone tomorrow. especially with your cut for a 5r deal. you must have time for a few this week @lightboxstudios

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

@RealBradHaverly either that our you’re dying you hair again and you’ve just got colour all over you cc/ @lightboxstudios

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

@RealBradHaverly i’m sure your parents would let you shower there so you’re not dirty cc/ @lightboxstudios

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

shame Sullivan’s first steps & extended free standing are now being offset by being bitchy as hell though what we hope is teething, again

via Twitter for Mac

@barryf does prompt listening to Blur’s classic lyric “lives in a house, a very big house in the country” i think

via Twitter for Mac in reply to barryf

CraigGrannell RT @Glinner: !! RT @MitchBenn: How - fucking HOW - is this a good idea? bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan… < Mind-bogglingly stupid decision.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Jun 4th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

in jekyll / liquid can i format {{ post.date | date: ‘???’ }} so it outputs 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc?

via Twitter for Mac

@ThreeUKSupport you know you just replied to yourself, right?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThreeUKSupport