Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

January 2013

@marcduffy10 there’s a few of them. some scary kids out there!

via web in reply to marcduffy10

if @hmvtweets is right, they really should have changed the password before they fired the people with access

via Twitter for Mac

@nathanpitman: Oh dear… sounds ominousstatus.1and1.com4CS” - what a surprise. they’re crap anyway!

via Twitter for iPhone

either ruby & gems wasn’t secure or someone really pissed off the ruby hackers. must be double digit hacks inside 2 weeks!

via Twitter for iPhone

come on you royals!! 2-2 against the Chelsea tractors… result

via Twitter for iPhone

also, when everyone makes you have online ebills how do you provide paper ones with faf.

via Twitter for Mac

is getting angry w/ @NatWest every day a new bit of documentation needed. you know where i live ffs - i’m talking to you about the mortgage!

via Twitter for Mac

need a favour from anyone out in Windsor today - pick me up a nano to micro sim converter please!

via Twitter for Mac

@barryf your like so Virginia water, like :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to barryf

ruby -e ‘[1,2,3,2].cycle.each {|i| print “3==D\r”.insert(i, “m”); sleep 0.1}’

via Twitter for Mac

@SimplyLED hey, i might try your bulbs out (tried some others & not happy), does the 21 day return cover me simply not liking them?

via web

based on the pizza delivery guys effort to get away from my house not sure how successful getting off the drive will be tomorrow!

via Twitter for iPhone

@MelEvePhillips you’ll need to wave some carrots under buttercup’s nose to make sure she’s not worried

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelEvePhillips

@trevorpotts0 not really. apparently some smelly gas from france is spreading over southern england - hpa.org.uk/AboutTheHPA/Wh…U

via Twitter for Mac in reply to trevorpotts0

hey @WokinghamBC just looking at the alert page wokingham.gov.uk/safety/emergen…D and noticed the warning about a gas leak in paris, france. relevance?

via Twitter for Mac

poll time… what would be in your ultimate kids disney dvd collection? bambi/dumbo/lion king/little mermaid/snow white/cinderella?

via Twitter for Mac

anyone used mod_auth_openid successfully on a load balancer site? validates once but doesn’t for all requests.

via Twitter for Mac

can’t decide which route this morning. normal or m4.

via Twitter for iPhone

had fun moving smart into a position I can leave from tomorrow morn’. lots of slips and slides. drive on a hill ! pic.twitter.com/zdvm5I1qq

via Twitter for iPhone

great result. come on you royals!!

via Twitter for iPhone

@IanVaughan haha nice! I saw one in e covered in AstroTurf. mines just a snow ball pic.twitter.com/iDlintTUU

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IanVaughan

james_allardice Was going to write a blog post about how crap @1and1 have been… but I can’t put it anywhere since my site is still down.

via web (retweeted on 8:00 PM, Jan 18th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

@richardbranson my colleague @timblair, myself & a couple of others wrapped our boss @barryf’s office for xmas 2012 flickr.com/photos/timblai…h

via web in reply to richardbranson

Smart car is fun and utter ferrying at the same time doing fine though

via Twitter for iPhone

m4 ok. A329 bad. Wokingham v bad.

via Twitter for iPhone

using trafficengland.comc’s cameras to monitor snow progression. so far, m4 is clear even where it’s snowing so that could be route home

via Twitter for Mac

the forecast, might be right, the snow is getting heavier in Windsor!

via Twitter for Mac

so @swtrains are better than the @metoffice. no in the south yet they cancelled load because of snow. wtf! it’s just cold rain ffs.

via Twitter for iPhone

@andrewscrivener i want winter but eriteria doesn’t have a internet connection yet :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewscrivener

the internet is a wondrous place. boob beanie (boobbeanie.com1) and boob stress balls find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts/giant-bo…LG)

via Twitter for Mac

it seems that the third reich is being reincarnated to come and live in our car park.

via Twitter for Mac

@Timato_: RT @boomboonpow DOG FOOD LID spelt backwards is DILDO OF GOD. Found that little gem on Reddit”

via Twitter for Mac

@FrancescaHeath delays up to 20 minutes due to signalling fault according to national rail

via Twitter for Mac in reply to FrancescaHeath

@FrancescaHeath pretty sure. they’re just slow from all accounts.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to FrancescaHeath

@kroche: Ha Ha RT @brucel: Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony” - lol!

via Twitter for Mac

why exactly have @RBWM taken the lights off the william/victoria st junction. it’s going to be hell! time to intentionally block the road

via Twitter for Mac

@githubstatus your own applications or someone else’s? also why are all your status stripping ’ - we’re/were, we’ve weve

via web in reply to githubstatus

innocentdrinks By popular polar demand pic.twitter.com/3zGvd8Gn

via web (retweeted on 2:17 PM, Jan 14th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@drewm nah, I suspect they just think the majority of php developers are single, not parents or teachers & don’t usually leave the house.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to drewm

@neilmiddleton only wearing shorts. best opening paragraph ever!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to neilmiddleton

you couldn’t make this up bbc.co.uk/news/10333211q wtf would you pick on a hell’s angel as well!

via Twitter for Mac

great. . going to make journey to work more fun with the idiots.

via Twitter for iPhone

the constant gardener - really, he’s so bad he can’t finish a job?

via web

@missrogue not yammer. the desktop clients are nasty and the ui isn’t good. would be interesting what you get suggested!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to missrogue

@AndyJ ha, that’s a good point. when my son learns google i think i might have to tighten up my privacy settings!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to AndyJ

you heard it here first…@AndyJyJ: Eating your boogers is good for youomg-facts.com/view/Facts/496…AWTF”

via Twitter for Mac

@krissygoround you’re just pleased to see someone, it’s ok, we get it

via Twitter for Mac in reply to krissygoround

gmsmagazine The worst advert placement ever. I mean, ever. pic.twitter.com/9CtDfA4X

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Jan 10th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

here @JammyTheC… “@drewm: Tom “Broccoli” Landers holds the current world record for eating 1lb of broccoli in 92 seconds.

via Twitter for Mac

@GoDaddy good to know. yes i have, i’ll see what happens when the next ones turn up!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to GoDaddy

i wonder if @GoDaddy know (almost certainly don’t care) every mail i’ve had from [email protected] has been tagged as spam this week via google apps

via Twitter for Mac

drewm Broccoli comes in a variety of colours, ranging from deep sage all the way to dark green and purplish-green.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:07 PM, Jan 10th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@boffbowsh mostly, yes. plus side is Staines is literally just a blur.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to boffbowsh

is off to the darts later w/ @barryf @thesambarnes @timblair @boffbowsh et al. forgot my glasses though so it’ll be a little blurry!

via Twitter for iPhone

@andrewscrivener how are you going to font scroll with less??

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewscrivener

@nathanpitman buffer pools, execution plans, all kinds of things. mysql performance can be a dark art! @drewm

via Twitter for Mac in reply to nathanpitman

the guys at @CatPigStudios rock. answered my question & are adding 2 stations for me! check out radium catpigstudios.com6o

via Twitter for Mac

Magic Pug - The Stairs Are Lava - best video ever! youtu.be/iVc-Z8yFYW8W

via iOS

release the rage linus…@robyoung2626: Easy Linus! lkml.org/lkml/2012/12/2…Nq”

via Twitter for Mac

has just discovered why my iTunes music sounded shite. equaliser was set to “flat”.

via Twitter for Mac

HackerJobsUK Globaldev are seeking a Ruby on Rails Developer and a Visual Designer in London or Windsor: hackerjobs.co.uk/jobs

via Facebook (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Jan 7th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

is having a disagreement with the wife. she’s convinced gangnam style last lyric is “open condom start”

via web

is trying to reach inbox 0 nirvana. currently work account at 771 (or ~14k) and personal 3165 or ~9k. trying to avoid select all + archive!

via Twitter for Mac

if you don’t know what CLI is, this won’t be funny - “@climagic: When I die, it will probably be from semi-colon cancer.”

via Twitter for Mac

@boffbowsh you will if i open it and put it on your desk

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

@boffbowsh it seems @timblair is enabling your fumbled and intercepted ball obsession

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

playcom A Star Wars spoiler alert, here is > pic.twitter.com/EmUOZQOM

via web (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Jan 4th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

note to self, when testing iptables don’t block the ip you’re connected from

via Twitter for Mac

xaprb Questions about the licensing and legality of the MariaDB MySQL drivers continue, with no answers from the creators. linuxjedi.co.uk/2013/01/questi…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Jan 2nd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@Sarah_Iles on the flip side we might all be able to sue. injury at work - yes, i’m not freaking deaf!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Sarah_Iles

great - the fire alarm stuck on. tinatous for all then. any suggestions on how to muffle a normal fire alarm?

via Twitter for Mac

thanks to etyres.co.ukS the smart now has new back feet! ordered at 9am, fitted by 1pm. can’t complain.

via Twitter for Mac

nothing like tyre exploding as you’re on a roundabout. more fun in smart car! found a someday mobile fitter & selling a kidney to pay for it

via Twitter for Mac

@jasonkneen haha yup. probably be called vintage now. HNY!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jasonkneen

@jasonkneen christ, its like SMS Nokia logos all over again. really!?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jasonkneen