Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

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November 2014

great article on TCP tuning i’ve just found, heard of some of them but great resource: https://t.co/S7j5UlErdW

via Twitter for Mac

up at 6 yesterday, still up at 1 tomorrow, no today. this, wait, that oh, no this again day sucks big sh*tty balls of sh*t.

via Twitter Web Client

new #starwars trailer: https://t.co/V06ke1AHVP - I’ll be going on my own as I know the wife won’t want to! #geek #excited

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richardbranson Lemur selfie! See more here: virg.in/njp pic.twitter.com/zxNGan7WM7

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Nov 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

the stores who are causing chaos like @Tesco should pay the police police for dealing with the loonies

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next dumb idea of today, watching a show about donuts when i don’t have any to eat. anyone feel free to bring some to work for me tomorrow

via Twitter for Mac

@barryf chuckle. no, you should have helped me, was an nginx/ip/default_server issue

via Twitter for Mac in reply to barryf

awesome. 3 hours fixing a problem where the solution was right in front of my f****** face all along. grr.

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configuring IDS host groups, net blocks and scans really is as dull as it sounds

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RT @globalpersonals: The GP #Movember team have raised £170 so far! Click here to support their efforts! https://t.co/JXybSzVUcL

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@AEO hey, when does the turkey based online offer code finish (I’m in the UK)

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@MelKirk i bet you would be if Christmas was actually close. which is isn’t. it’s not December. turn it off. :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@globalpersonals just as long as it’s not a burning ring of fire

via Twitter for Mac in reply to globalpersonals

@AEO now your UK westfield store is open, can I get delivery to the UK, from the UK?

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need to win the lottery to 1) buy gadgets i want but don’t need and can’t afford, 2) go on holiday, 3) buy a stupid car :)

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innocentdrinks A festive chart. pic.twitter.com/Sv3QWPFvik

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Nov 21st, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@neilmiddleton very annoying. canary is better, but, does other weird stuff instead @googlechrome

via Twitter for Mac in reply to neilmiddleton

turns out JD consumption is in line with progress through the project. good job costco sells JD. wonder if I can expense it?

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@thesambarnes you’ll be pleased to hear that @flapjackthecat has been known to get in our cases whilst packing

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thesambarnes

DrHeebie Can not un-see…. RT @BBCEarth: Fur seals have been caught having sex with penguins.bbc.in/1EQBfrE pic.twitter.com/JvveQo1hqn

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:54 PM, Nov 17th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

what is the point of self service tills in @PostOffice if you need someone to check before you can post things!

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DrScienceCat Evolution continues as pregnant women are now able to provide free Wi-Fi. pic.twitter.com/Le29LP9ANI

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Nov 17th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

woman delivering local lib dem’s newsletter carrying pile of letters, bag and a wooden spoon. reflection on their political state perhaps?

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@thesambarnes not unless you hold him above you head arms

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thesambarnes

age_uk Catherine Holland has knitted an incredible 1000 hats for the ! Absolutey brilliant :) @innocentdrinks pic.twitter.com/AUh4RFpdV5

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Nov 13th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@age_uk @innocentdrinks I think she deserves free smoothies for a year!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to age_uk

so the Fifa corruption report is questioned by guy that investigated? surely that just proves Fifa are corrupt?

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@Bordersquirrel ha, I worked at Sun between 2000-2004 in Professional Services at GMP, first building, Java House I think it was.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Bordersquirrel

as this project goes on, my desk is getting increasingly, well, shall we say chaotic.

via Twitter for Mac

globalpersonals We’re hiring! Read our blog to see why it’s great to be a Globalite: bit.ly/1yylLX6 pic.twitter.com/zYI1232B1y

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Nov 12th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@agit8or sitting on top of victoria’s statue? strikes me a bit uncomfortable ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to agit8or

thanks to GT @AkamaiUK who told me about digwebinterface.comW - awesome if you need that level of detail and don’t have a terminal!

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innocentdrinks What does a clock do when it gets hungry? Goes back four seconds.

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 4:30 PM, Nov 7th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@rosswilliams ha, yeah. thank goodness for sky go, had my phone on silent watching it as well now and again

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@JessicaKeoghPA Ben is my choice for winner, he’s just a nice, decent bloke

via Twitter for Mac in reply to JessicaKeoghPA

another rant. if you’re a judge critiquing live singing, sing live!

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seriously. stereo kicks are shit. bottom 2 at least 3 times. they can’t sing, 8 failed, overly touchy, singing in a line

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