Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

May 2012

@boffbowsh neither, google reckons “worse comes to worst” and so does Billy Joel

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

is definitely a fan of lunch meetings. productive and tasty.

via Twitter for Mac

is p*ssed off at @Adobe - where the hell are the CF9 downloads - i don’t care about 10 right now… I want 9 dammit

via Twitter for Mac

hopes everyone in Thunder Bay is OK and gets over the flood damage as quickly as they can - particularly the inlaws.

via Twitter for Mac

SpotifyUK It’s Monday! - 6 month Premium Spotify and pair of Urbanears - twitpic.com/8sf8gt - RT and follow @SpotifyPlaylist to win!

via web (retweeted on 4:50 PM, May 28th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

has something to watch if you’re bored. monkey’s playing synth: youtube.com/watch?feature=…8

via Twitter for Mac

@rackspaceemea i’m not certain, but it looks like they’re getting ready to post me a gift at @globalpersonals

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rackspaceUK

Glinner Flames, people being suspended from ropes. Another day in Azerbaijan

via Tweetlogix (retweeted on 10:22 PM, May 26th, 2012 via web)

@timminchin you need to try and get the uk to run with a song you write. canvas bags with it’s environmental message could work :)

via web in reply to timminchin

is trumpet a euphemism?

via web

ok, so now we have dancing crab women and a guy singer about trumpets

via web

@jennalou_k got to me. you can sing “when love takes over” nearly beat perfect over the top as well

via web in reply to jennalou_k

i’m sure i’ve heard this, in other news man / woman / both?

via web

@Loud_one they were already wet, but ok.

via web in reply to Loud_one

@Queen_UK maybe freecycle - not sure anyone would pay

via web in reply to Queen_UK

Queen_UK Putting Ireland on eBay.

via web (retweeted on 9:47 PM, May 26th, 2012 via web)

@Loud_one or you’re throwing up the last one in shock / shame / disgust at their efforts

via web in reply to Loud_one

hairstyle that looks like a brain, how ironic. on the other hand they started “singing” and sully has started to cry. he’s sensible.

via web

my entry for 2013: “hey hey hey, la la la, reach for the sky, fly high, la la oh oh boom boom”. done.

via web

really is much better with twitter. subtitles are sometimes however a disadvantage

via web

nathy_matthews if aston from jls was white

via web (retweeted on 9:34 PM, May 26th, 2012 via web)

it’s a german justin bieber / craig david cross… holy crap that’s terrifying. the broken english doesn’t help ;)

via web

vampire sailors meet borat on a dark ship… please sail away!

via web

i can see @andrewgarner getting his hands in the air to the swedish entry

via web

word of the evening… Boom or La. great language development and usage

via Twitter for iPhone

France’s opening sounded a bit xfiles then went weird 80s

via Twitter for iPhone

meandmybigmouth They’ll all split in two and climb inside each other in a second

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:36 PM, May 26th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

party for everybody Russia for the win!

via Twitter for iPhone

has had days of pain, still not gone. no kidney stone but infection, maybe. all sorts of drugs making me feel rough. cannot fault westcall.

via Twitter for iPhone

@andrewgarner i’ll take you, i just won’t buy you any beer.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

wld We’ll be at Silicon Milkroundabout this weekend. Will you? bit.ly/Ih1DPf

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 3:19 PM, May 22nd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@easyjo @robyoung26 i checked just now and have Apps, Cars, Tesco and Giraffe.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to easyjo

is adding to the list; exhaust bracket probably broken, new sofa needed, insomnia due to sleep deprivation, rbi like pain in fingers… yay.

via Twitter for Mac

Ordering curry- Jenn: what do you want? Me, mixed grill; Jenn, pink squirrel? Erm… No

via Twitter for iPhone

@Sarah_Iles i’d be surprised if it’s this weekend and internet related. btopenreach who do internet don’t do visits at weekends! @BTCare

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Sarah_Iles

innocentdrinks The Hairy Bikers pic.twitter.com/xfBZnMRm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:34 AM, May 18th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@jasonkneen I saw that just now an thought firefly.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jasonkneen

@timblair woo… did you sit on the doorstep playing an ocarina to summon the cheeky critter back? :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to timblair

drove home, just, avoiding 2 foxes & unknown critter, windows open in, dark with radio1 on. post baby no sleep and 12 hour day sucks balls.

via Twitter for iPhone

would like to know why the f**k the cpu load is so high. i’m tired, hungry, on very little sleep and getting angry. grr.

via Twitter for Mac

how many complaints do @AmazonUK need to realise and are both very poor quality couriers. i’m not paying to save you money!

via Twitter for Mac

“The parcel has been left in a secure location at the front of the property”, left on doorstep in the rain again then @AmazonUK

via Twitter for Mac

is starting to flag on the first day back at work post paternity leave…

via Twitter for Mac

came to midwife appt with bambino and forgot wheels so car seat became very heavy on the walk!

via Twitter for iPhone

has hit the full on sleep deprivation stage now. both Jenn & I feel awful.

via Twitter for iPhone

@mmazour thanks but we’ll be ok. it’s the impracticality of it that’s more annoying.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mmazour

isn’t happy @mothercareuk, telling me day before I can’t pick my order up cause you messed up with a 7 day old is quite inconvenient

via Twitter for iPhone

May the Fourth be with you. Especially little Sully, ninja Jedi in training.

via Twitter for iPhone

has got a standoff. @flapjackthecat discovers his little brother Sullivan. pic.twitter.com/BlYMbsTZZ

via Camera on iOS

is pleased to introduce Sullivan William Ian Winter, born 04:12 1/5/12 - 9.5 lbs. baby fine, mum recovering. pic.twitter.com/9yvzX0l00

via Twitter for iPhone