Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

September 2011

is writing php. i’d like to add i’m drinking beer to ease me through it. also still dreaming of the 3l bottle of jack. it all helps.

via Twitter for Mac

does anyone know if you can buy 1.75lt bottles of in the UK?

via Twitter for Mac

@neilmiddleton what’s guard? google results in far to much randomness!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to neilmiddleton

@innocentdrinks hey guys, are the “hats” going to be in stores again this year? i have a collection of 20 and they need friends! =D

via web

@stooty i followed you through the great park… busting out a few tyre warming wiggles :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to grantbunyan

has made some progress. i think i’ve got my new website colour scheme sorted, just, no idea what to put on it or what it should look like

via web

Love it! @LaurenBarnesWLD et al busting out queen full pelt on the boat. You rock.

via Twitter for iPhone

loves scripts that get 99.7% of the way through (that took 2.5 hours) and break.

via Twitter for Mac

feels good. managed 20 lengths in 25 minutes last night after an age out the pool and my shoulders don’t kill.

via Twitter for Mac

TheGhoti What’s a pirate’s favourite animal? Arrrrrrmadillo!

via Echofon (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Sep 19th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac)

@andrewgarner come on now, bust out the happy hardcore and got on it like sonic

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

has been asked a few times what i want for my 30th. right now, a cloning machine would be really useful and a s*** load of JD and coke

via Twitter for Mac

@shewhobangs i’m confused. are you saying you’re a good faker? incidentally, how can you have squeezed legs - you’re tiny!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to krissygoround

@MelKirk the baseballs aren’t too bad. couple of albums of spotify - worth a listen.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@timblair @jsboulanger +1 on that, the globaldev account also got some scammy spammy looking tweets. hope you’re well!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to timblair

@hermioneway it’s got some kind of safe list as well. put in some words and it replaces them with kittens.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to hermioneway

@barryf that’s pretty cool, going to have a play with that. you finally caught up and got anytime+ then :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to barryf

should stop.
now.
fuck it.
One more.

via Twitter for iPhone

meant revolution not reflex. reflex was empty. being on the vodka. oh and here’s Lindsey twitpic.com/6lwyj7gtwitpic.com/6lwyj6LS

via Twitter for iPhone

got id’d to get in reflex. Boom! dvla have license for address change. got in anyway.

via Twitter for iPhone

is listening a shit dj. snake bite and black ftw! twitpic.com/6lwggnstwitpic.com/6lwghkH0

via Twitter for iPhone

is sad @barryf is missing out on summer of 69… his favourite!

via Twitter for iPhone

is in the walkabout with stu, baker, fubar, blow and lindsey. this could go badly.

via Twitter for iPhone

@adam_reid bear in mind your bandwidth on top, and, that’s only a diddie one - performance might suck :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to _adam_reid_

What does your Web look like? mzl.la/qUjPHW2 via@firefoxx - i own a spork, a moleskin, carabiner, multitool and hip flask so not bad!

via Tweet Button

@ChloeBenn so, are you saying there’s no point calling you pretty as you won’t remember it?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ChloeBenn

is very much looking forward to hitting Reading this evening with the international man of mystery big stu, baker, blow and friends.

via Twitter for Mac

2by The release of these tapped Scarlett Johanson photos has completely altered my stance on phone hacking ethics.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Sep 16th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac)

is developing a hatred of technology.

via Twitter for Mac

@Adamrneale right now, very little. we use it for use & discard staging instances for app dev. basic web sites otherwise - nothing critical

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Adamrneale

wonders what’s after “going postal”, “going courier”?

via Twitter for Mac

@Adamrneale that’s subjective. depends what you’re using it for. can get expensive real quick! what you using it for?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Adamrneale

has comments about suppliers that are neither suitable for or that could be contained in 140 characters

via Twitter for Mac

@Alexi_xx yes alex, i think so. i’d quite like a baby owl. i’ve discovered this evening they’re called owlet’s. everyone is found of owls.

via web in reply to AL0sborne

@UK2 as in shared nameservers i can use, don’t want to run my own.

via Twitter for Mac

@UK2 some wordpress sites, basic php, basic ruby on rails - i don’t think you guys offer dns which memset does so at the moment i’m staying

via Twitter for Mac in reply to UK2

need to save costs on my VPS, currently have VM2000 with @Memset_Ltd - any recommendations on alternatives? @UK2 is one.

via Twitter for Mac

@andrewgarner i don’t want to look at your dancing feet… weirdo ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

needs to remember to buy a euromillion ticket. i need to win. money may not buy happiness, but, a plane ticket and alcohol it will.

via Twitter for Mac

went with dad and got all the stuff needed to re-felt the garage roof. now to hope it stops raining so we can do it one weekend!

via web

has a cold coming. feels like shit. weather sucks. hope to god this week wasn’t like last.

via Twitter for Mac

is really god damn unfit. need to do something drastic.

via web

jasonkneen Now THAT is a pool table. @globalpersonals know how to do it. pic.twitter.com/qiqxIHv

via Camera on iOS (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Sep 8th, 2011 via web)

@Haribocheeks sprinkle the twirl over the turnover, then you have chocolate covered apple turnover.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Haribocheeks

@kevinhyam what does it sell, ken’s and drew’s?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kevinhyam

@therunningdude make sure you try tusker beer when you’re there :)

via web

aurosan This is possibly the greatest thing I’ve seen anyone ever do with an iPhone before: bit.ly/p6d4LI

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Sep 8th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac)

@TheGhoti Ha! I had bacon on Monday and never even knew!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

has better things to spend money on but, dilemma - 100 quid iPad (64GB) or cheap(ish) iPad 2 off eBay or wait for iPad 3

via Twitter for Mac

@System_Sagepay any idea how long your half hour maintenance is going to last? up to 45 minutes so far…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to System_Sagepay

is hot. just for a change the office aircon is broken.

via Twitter for Mac

is glad it’s friday.

via Twitter for Mac

@rackerhacker works best if it’s the person right beside you as well

via Twitter for Mac in reply to majorhayden

updating the harmony remote, hunting for cheap iPad 2’s and trying my moscow mule out.

via Twitter for iPhone

@jasonkneen when in doubt reboot. that’s the oldest ops trick in the book ;) i’ll have you on a windows machine in no time.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonkneen