Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

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March 2012

is pleased that the @globalpersonals friday breakfast has just turned up. bacon roll to go with my lemsip… what more do you want!

via Twitter for Mac

pwa2009 Beer shortage lol pic.twitter.com/C9ts9ijF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Mar 29th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

has enough petrol in the other car to get to work for two days so good job it’s Wednesday! David Cameron needs a slap.

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could punch the prick ass panic petrol buyers. if my wife goes into labour & I’ve got no petrol I’ll be mad. there’s no date set y#ffs

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is watching us one born every minute & it’s so over dramatic, over produced & generally american! jamie lee curtis narrating… true lies!

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globalpersonals Have you read about us on LondonlovesBusiness.com?: The £36m dating business you’ve never heard of bit.ly/HbI5MB

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Mar 27th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@timblair good point. costco sell stamps, so, i might stock up!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to timblair

whilst royal mail is still mostly a great service, this rise is huge! bbc.co.uk/news/business-…e 1st class 46-60p as of 30/4, 2nd class up as well

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will definitely take a £40 scratch card win!

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has found a very handy CF 9.0.1 fully patching guide thanks to @pfreitag petefreitag.com/item/804.cfm4sr

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@AL0sborne @BBCR1 @FrancescaHeath you really think that seetickets and the other ticket companies would have figured out how this works!

via web in reply to AL0sborne

billythekid How projects really work: pic.twitter.com/MpoeA6fj

via The Chritter App (retweeted on 8:22 PM, Mar 25th, 2012 via web)

@AL0sborne do you often watch porn or other people performing them to be able to compare?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to AL0sborne

would like to remind suppliers, regardless of what you say, the customer is ALWAYS right.

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has had a crazy week. glad it’s the weekend. only shopping, cleaning, tidying and preparing for the mini me to arrive!

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@MelKirk manic manic morning - should be sorted.

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got my @CrumplerUK quick escape 150 today. camera fits quite snug but ok. like the fact it can be slung or on hip. rain cover’s neat also.

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@jameswestgate seems ok for me. could be your ISP routing or temporary.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jameswestgate

@Loud_one oh really, that could be taken out of context cc/ @andrewgarner

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@Loud_one just do it on Windsor high street, far more entertaining :)

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globalpersonals Congrats to Rowland & Cindy who met on @wld site Single50s.co.uk + married in Feb! Sharing story on BBC The One Show.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Mar 14th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

barryf Chelmsford (my birthplace) has been awarded city status - the only city in Essex. In your face, Colchester bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Mar 14th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

avoid drift rd/birds hill roundabout. some bright spark has dug a hole and put 4 way traffic lights on the roundabout. chaos & delays ensue

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this week is getting worse. traffic horrific, sore neck and feel sick today. I hope the car isn’t very broken, not good. lottery win please.

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has not one car but two making noises that sound like they’re broken. zafira engine making loud rattle. do not need this!

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is watching and it’s hilarious! i’m going to pay more attention to people in the vegetable aisle now.

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@timblair german efficiency powered by the english :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to timblair

@easyjo i’d decided my answer would be no by the seventh word!

via web in reply to easyjo

@johnpith ha, you do remember i live the in the uk right? i’m thinking of usage when stuck in hospital rather than stuck in a field =D

via web in reply to johnpith

wonders if anyone can recommend an iphone 4 charger pack. ideal more than one charge but not expecting it. mophie powerstation?

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is pleased all my @american_eagle stuff fits. even with the tax on the dhl package it’s still cheaper than buying stuff here in the uk.

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had a productive weekend. trees trimmed & cut down, nct sale bargins, shopping, costco, nursery decorating now sitting with a jd & coke.

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@andrew_levett he lives in a house, a very big house in the country :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andrew_levett

if anyone is looking for work, we’ve got lots of exciting opportunities at @globalpersonals check them out globalpersonals.co.uk/careers5g

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has been procrastinating over camera cases for a Panasonic FZ150, Lowepro TLZ 45AW or Crumpler Quick Escape 150. thoughts anyone?

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went on a shopping spree early before a tasty curry with the fellow nct folk. pic.twitter.com/iKOBCfp55

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really needs @AmazonUK to bin hdnl/yodel. prime account in stock and delivery is going to take 4 days. THAT’S CRAP AMAZON SORT IT OUT.

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has anyone else had a call from yodel to confirm delivery address? Sounds like callcenter but dodgy! @AmazonUK stop using the cowboys!

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might get an apple tv. iPad 3, probably not.

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is still stuck in wonderful world of NHS paper shufflers with Jenn. 2.5 hours so far!

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Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

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@JammyTheC if they do - let me know! will be baby dependent but would give it a go.

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@easyjo well, looking on amazon there’s a 4 pack for 7 quid or titanium for 12.50 … logic says the 4 pack

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@rackerhacker yeah, that’s probably not as marketable!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to majorhayden

@MelKirk check your mail. happy sunday!

via web in reply to MelKirk

@thesambarnes once done its nice, you mean you can put it down an never use it again.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thesambarnes

@rackerhacker it’s happened more than once, from the same recruiter to myself & my boss. needless to say we don’t use that person anymore!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to majorhayden

@rackerhacker or when they try and hire you for the job you’re advertising.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to majorhayden

has a weekend of wiper blade purchasing/fitting, lunch with friends, vet trip, fence assessment and perhaps some beer or jd.

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off to the @globalpersonals London office to get it ready / plug some cables in. nice foggy trip so far.

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