Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

August 2014

need to work on training up helper monkeys to clean the house!

via Twitter for iPhone

@TheGhoti you should follow @RealBradHaverly, i think you need his help :p

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

@RealBradHaverly probably wants a free haircut brad. he’s heard about you.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

@benlovell @michaelklishin i ordered a big tower with a clock and added bell and all i got was this lousy t-shirt

via Twitter for Mac in reply to benlovell

argh, baby not playing and NHS date booking fail so have to come back in a three weeks. frustrated and annoyed.

via Twitter for iPhone

today is tuesday, it’s also pink ๐Ÿ’„ or blue ๐Ÿ‘” day

via Twitter for Mac

@StevieBuckley only problem is it’s only 1amp, would be even more awesome if it was 2. i’ll let you google that ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to StevieBuckley

so it’s not a German bank holiday which means there’s no excuse for the supplier i’m after to ignore support messages and phone

via Twitter for Mac

@StevieBuckley sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-yoโ€ฆ8 - first day back in the office and extra coffee powered. it won’t last.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to StevieBuckley

@MelKirk looks like you were wearing it in the wrong day, seems pretty cold.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MelKirk

iamdevloper A monkey hitting random keys on a keyboard, for an infinite amount of time, still won’t be able to exit Vim.

Infinite Vim monkey theorem.

via Tweetbot for iฮŸS (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Aug 17th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Awesome day at ascot and a Brit 1, 2 finish. Photos to follow once off camera. Dinner at cleaver as well.

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after two days, castle sullyville is complete. thanks to a imported Canadian visitor pic.twitter.com/R5qncfsZKZZ

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sitting in new T2 arrivals. it’s big, clean, white and boring. next challenge will be finding a pay machine, and the car.

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@garethr whilst doing something else at the same time? worst command joke ever?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to garethr

so apparently @WheresWardy is taking up cello, wonder if he’ll take up this outfit style also m.youtube.com/watch?v=Li58voโ€ฆFs

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so a German court accepts ยฃ60m to end a bribery trial… anyone else see the irony there?

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had awesome livechat support from @lv, impressive service. Clarise was polite, friendly and got me the information really easily.

via Twitter Web Client

looking forward to @Redbullairrace Ascot… tickets purchased!

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just found out red bull air race is at ascot on 2 weeks! afternoon out with father-in-law sorted. Race day or qual? ascot.co.uk/redbullairraceโ€ฆU

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tvprp Please can we ask that people stop filming collisions? Just dealt with lorry driver filming a collision on A34, no hands on the wheel!

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Aug 1st, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

TheRealSheldonC โœŒ Cuts โœ‹
โœ‹ Covers ๐Ÿ‘Š
๐Ÿ‘Š Crushes ๐Ÿธ
๐Ÿธ Poisons ๐Ÿ™‡
๐Ÿ™‡ SmashesโœŒ
โœŒ Decapitate ๐Ÿธ
๐Ÿธ Eats โœ‹
โœ‹ Disproves ๐Ÿ™‡
๐Ÿ™‡ Vaporises ๐Ÿ‘Š
And as it always has
๐Ÿ‘Š Crushes โœŒ๏ธ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Aug 1st, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@RBFRSofficial pretty sure you didn’t want to tweet that :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RBFRSofficial