need to work on training up helper monkeys to clean the house!
@TheGhoti you should follow @RealBradHaverly, i think you need his help :p
@RealBradHaverly cut it out already
@RealBradHaverly probably wants a free haircut brad. he’s heard about you.
@benlovell @michaelklishin i ordered a big tower with a clock and added bell and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
@michaelklishin @benlovell “Delivering On Time”
@benlovell omgco
argh, baby not playing and NHS date booking fail so have to come back in a three weeks. frustrated and annoyed.
today is tuesday, it’s also pink 💄 or blue 💔 day
@StevieBuckley only problem is it’s only 1amp, would be even more awesome if it was 2. i’ll let you google that ;)
so it’s not a German bank holiday which means there’s no excuse for the supplier i’m after to ignore support messages and phone
@steviebuckley https://t.co/zL27fu7ED8 - first day back in the office and extra coffee powered. it won’t last.
@StevieBuckley Chandler Bing?
@carmat71 @StevieBuckley I can do Wuby on Whales if that helps
@MelKirk looks like you were wearing it in the wrong day, seems pretty cold.
RT @iamdevloper: A monkey hitting random keys on a keyboard, for an infinite amount of time, still won’t be able to exit Vim.
Infinite Vim…
Awesome day at ascot #AirRace and a Brit 1, 2 finish. Photos to follow once off camera. Dinner at cleaver as well.
after two days, castle sullyville is complete. thanks to a imported Canadian visitor pic.twitter.com/R5qncfsZKZZ
sitting in new T2 arrivals. it’s big, clean, white and boring. next challenge will be finding a pay machine, and the car.
@garethr whilst doing something else at the same time? worst command joke ever?
so apparently @WheresWardy is taking up cello, wonder if he’ll take up this outfit style also https://t.co/AB3IJmezwF #stevenseagulls
so a German court accepts £60m to end a bribery trial… anyone else see the irony there?
@whereswardy @krissygoround or in pj’s https://t.co/cluL0vwg9S
had awesome livechat support from @lv, impressive service. Clarise was polite, friendly and got me the information really easily.
looking forward to @Redbullairrace Ascot… tickets purchased!
It’s on at the #frostwedding pic.twitter.com/0GnSVkfpVII
just found out red bull air race is at ascot on 2 weeks! afternoon out with father-in-law sorted. Race day or qual? https://t.co/1slbWtiYpU
tvprp Please can we ask that people stop filming collisions? Just dealt with lorry driver filming a collision on A34, no hands on the wheel!
RT @TheRealSheldonC: ✌ Cuts ✋
✋ Covers 💊
💊 Crushes ðŸ¸
🸠Poisons 🙇
🙇 Smashes✌
✌ Decapitate ðŸ¸
🸠Eats ✋
✋ Disproves 🙇
🙇 Vaporises 💊
And as it a…
@RBFRSofficial pretty sure you didn’t want to tweet that :)
@krissygoround mary glee poppins