Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

August 2012

2 Hamsters 1 Wheel: youtu.be/1VuMdLm0ccUZ via@YouTubee - hilarious!

via Tweet Button

Carly_Yeah Just placed an ad on @SpareRoomUK check it out at spareroom.co.uk/2423763

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Aug 31st, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@AlanHungover: Sharks aren’t the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.” for Gina

via Twitter for Mac

@andrewgarner tomorrow’s post from @barryf will no doubt be on the joys of excel :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

irony of the day from spamcop.netF:
Q. You are mailbombing me! How can I make it stop?
A. Function temporarily removed due to abuse

via Twitter for Mac

enjoying a bran and raisin muffin. home made, not by me, that’s why I’m enjoying it.

via Twitter for Mac

isn’t sure how we survived in the dark days pre @PerconaToolkit & OSC. even managed to use OSC for something it’s probably not designed for!

via Twitter for Mac

JammyTheC Willoughboobie to Fishyboobie. She does NOT look impressed @prestonoutatime RT @PhilLucas Celebrity mermaids. wp.me/p2boqL-c3

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:20 PM, Aug 23rd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@AlecMuffett: : Today’s - MUST READ bit.ly/QtNErxA” - love it

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@andrewgarner i had one that sent me a confirmation link to click then sent me a mail saying i’d done it

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

has a hatred of email un-subscription pages which email you telling you that you’ve been unsubscribed.

via Twitter for Mac

@easyjo it’s a big ass lump of limestone, how would you go about that?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to easyjo

now here’s a movie opportunity “dinosaurs in space” - theregister.co.uk/2012/08/22/nas…e

via Twitter for Mac

jasonkneen The Denzel Washington Venn Diagram bit.ly/NfbHQv

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Aug 22nd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

with BBQ’s best friend, beer. pic.twitter.com/j0T43bbrr

via Camera on iOS

is cooking dinner. marinaded pork BBQ style with rice and broccoli. pic.twitter.com/cb2E13xtt

via Camera on iOS

drewm One of the great things about @Memset_Ltd is if ever there’s a problem, you get a full explanation of what happened and what’s being done.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Aug 21st, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

just nearly blew my ears up… seems the cleaners leant on the keyboard volume up button until it hit mars

via Twitter for Mac

@Amy_SagePay sent to @SagePaySupport already thanks. definitely haven’t seen/received the mail you linked though.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Amy_SagePay

has discovered another reason @sagepay are UTTERLY useless. they’ve completely redone MySagePay with no notification to us at all

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apparently @PEER1 has decided spam filling my twitter feed is the way forward. erm, no it isn’t! twitpic.com/alndzxz

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globalpersonals Time for a cup of tea? yfrog.com/h7m7ehuj

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Aug 17th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@james_allardice if i ever do wonder that, which i don’t, then i now know where to look. thanks :p

via Twitter for Mac in reply to james_allardice

@stephenfry: Say hello to a baby otter twitpic.com/ak2sdnC” super cute!

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is finally leaving the office to do more work at home. might see my wife and baby tomorrow I hope!

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@andrewgarner no. might to need to go break in to cotswold (joke, i’m not actually going to twitter land)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

where’s the exit door on this plane?

via Twitter for Mac

@neilmiddleton did you know when you get to disqus comments on your blog and scroll it under the header it messes up? twitpic.com/0x

via Twitter for Mac in reply to neilmiddleton

@kaleighjane depends how far behind he is, maybe you should look round

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kaleighjane

robyoung26 Start humming intro to Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’, finish humming Baa Baa Black Sheep.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:12 AM, Aug 14th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

MelKirk Why would you go and fuck up a Queen performance by including Jessie J? *insert sadface*

via web (retweeted on 11:21 PM, Aug 12th, 2012 via web)

jasonkneen He can still command a crowd

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 11:16 PM, Aug 12th, 2012 via web)

nathanpitman Now this guy can play a guitar!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:16 PM, Aug 12th, 2012 via web)

so what if we’re weird. we’re british and proud!

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boffbowsh Tomorrow will be spent listening to Oasis, Elbow and Spice Girls

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Aug 12th, 2012 via web)

Haribocheeks Boris dad dancing to hilarious

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Aug 12th, 2012 via web)

hello geri’s boobs

via web

@Loud_one @RealBradHaverly a new bit of hair styling advice?

via web in reply to Loud_one

the rest of the world must think we’re really odd, but, who the hell cares! - let the lennox loose!

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cannot believe the yanks, nbc decide now is the time to live stream. no, that was before your own news broke results before you’d made $$$

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hell yeah… bring on the mods… pinball wizard

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just heard about Jenn’s ordeal to book @AirCanada tickets for us & sully. their level of service is disgraceful and that’s being polite.

via Twitter for iPhone

wonders if anyone know how to call the talking clock on @ThreeUK cc/ @ThreeUKSupport

via Twitter for Mac

JonathanNapier Here are the pics! - Usain Bolt Nabs Photographer’s DSLR, Snaps Awesome POV Shots zite.to/NhE7Hr via @Zite

via Zite Personalized Magazine (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Aug 10th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

thinks the @BBCNews might have an issue! pic.twitter.com/Sd18DrqII

via web

@neilmiddleton definitely. they’re really cool and cute. i’d keep them with my lemurs and owls. two other animals i love.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to neilmiddleton

it’s true, our dancing horses are better than your dancing horses

via Twitter for Mac

webRat Man orders TV from Amazon, gets Assault Rifle delivered: bit.ly/OQ9xoO - Hope he gets his TV someday.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Aug 9th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

is watching injury day… second wince as that lady in hockey got whacked on the head

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massive wince round the office as that BMX’r just crashed. just a winding - i bet it flipping hurt though

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@Loud_one rude as in, “well i did hear you had a nice XXXXy”

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Loud_one

@Loud_one all i’ve got is rude replies to this.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Loud_one

@simplydan got mine from stormfront. took it in yesterday and they just replaced it for a new one which works fine cc/ @mophie

via Twitter for Mac in reply to simplydan

daverholland @absoluteradio do a segment in the afternoon called ‘I haven’t heard that for ages’How about the Australian national anthem?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Aug 7th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

is going for a coffee. rant over.

via Twitter for Mac

it doesn’t matter what happened. look out for your team, don’t bicker and have a team line. support the athletes and shut up the press.

via Twitter for Mac

it’s a shame Philips Idowu isn’t through but didn’t handle well. doesn’t matter what happened. deal with it. press suck .

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@mophie i’ve got a juice pack which won’t stay connected to charge my iphone, runs for ~2-4m then stops. should i take it back to the store?

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is wishing my lively wife a happy second wedding anniversary! gone so quick.

via Twitter for iPhone

it’s a shame Tweddle didn’t pedal to a medal but see won so who cares!

via Twitter for Mac

DMReporter BREAKING: Society “in freefall” after public reject celebrities and footballers in favour of athletes and scientists.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Aug 6th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

Jenn watched usain bolt 100m slow mo “look at their willies jangling about, don’t you hate having one”

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watched an amazing night of action. shame about the football, once again.

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@RyanPitcher I wish they could construct a sentence! You’re right though, football could learn a lot. be in it for the sport not the money.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RyanPitcher

got this for sully at Costco. going to be fun reading them :) pic.twitter.com/PGT67aqgg

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@HeebieB bet you’re loving that photo ;) congratulations =D

via Twitter for Mac in reply to HeebieB

is amused by the fact snoop dogg is now snoop lion guardian.co.uk/music/us-news-…3

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@FrancescaHeath well that depends. take a photo and then ask again ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to FrancescaHeath

@ONKYO_EU DTS-HD Master Audio and DTS Neo:X

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ONKYO_EU

is watching a great set of performances today; 2 golds and a silver in a few minutes of each other!

via Twitter for Mac

RyanPitcher Well done Gemma, absolutely quality! IN THE FINAL!!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Aug 2nd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

is going to get @WheresWardy in trouble as he doesn’t want me to send @MelEvePhillips this: bobtailsrescue.org.ukx

via Twitter for Mac

OH “my girlfriend just sits at home and plays with her rabbit”

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is once again staggered by @sagepay’s failures. test environment down, no notification & the staff have no idea if it’s broke or maintenance

via Twitter for Mac

@RyanPitcher take a snap of them then, that’ll do =D

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RyanPitcher

@RyanPitcher take a picture for me… my wife’s canadian she’ll like that!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RyanPitcher

globalpersonals What a day! Two golds in one day and a bronze from Froome. Go !

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Aug 1st, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@Loud_one babe? honey? gorgeous? what’s your preference…?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Loud_one

innocentdrinks *First gold for Team GB* Oarsome work, ladies (sorry, had to) pic.twitter.com/2diGO14J

via web (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Aug 1st, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

just realised it’s august already. that’s depressing.

via Twitter for Mac