2 Hamsters 1 Wheel: youtu.be/1VuMdLm0ccUZ via@YouTubee - hilarious!
Carly_Yeah Just placed an ad on @SpareRoomUK check it out at spareroom.co.uk/2423763 #spareroom
â@AlanHungoverer: Sharks aren’t the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.†for Gina
@andrewgarner tomorrow’s post from @barryf will no doubt be on the joys of excel :)
@andrewgarner looks really nice. i like it!
irony of the day from spamcop.netF:
Q. You are mailbombing me! How can I make it stop?
A. Function temporarily removed due to abuse
enjoying a bran and raisin muffin. home made, not by me, that’s why I’m enjoying it. #thankgoodnessforawifewhocancook
isn’t sure how we survived in the dark days pre @PerconaToolkit & OSC. even managed to use OSC for something it’s probably not designed for!
JammyTheC Willoughboobie to Fishyboobie. She does NOT look impressed @prestonoutatime RT @PhilLucas Celebrity mermaids. wp.me/p2boqL-c3
â@AlecMuffetttt: : Today’#Dilbertrt #SECURITYTY MUST REAbit.ly/QtNErxtTA†- love it
@andrewgarner i had one that sent me a confirmation link to click then sent me a mail saying i’d done it
has a hatred of email un-subscription pages which email you telling you that you’ve been unsubscribed. #fail
@easyjo it’s a big ass lump of limestone, how would you go about that?
now here’s a movie opportunity “dinosaurs in space” - https://t.co/9IfygAre
jasonkneen The Denzel Washington Venn Diagram bit.ly/NfbHQv
with BBQ’s best friend, beer. pic.twitter.com/j0T43bbrr
is cooking dinner. marinaded pork BBQ style with rice and broccoli. pic.twitter.com/cb2E13xtt
drewm One of the great things about @Memset_Ltd is if ever there’s a problem, you get a full explanation of what happened and what’s being done.
just nearly blew my ears up… seems the cleaners leant on the keyboard volume up button until it hit ma#revengeofthecleanersrs
@Amy_SagePay sent to @SagePaySupport already thanks. definitely haven’t seen/received the mail you linked though.
has discovered another reason @sagepay are UTTERLY useless. they’ve completely redone MySagePay with no notification to us at all #fail
@Sarah_Iles don’t forget to pack your bongos!
apparently @PEER1 has decided spam filling my twitter feed is the way forward. erm, no it isn’t! #fail #spamtweets twitpic.com/alndzxz
globalpersonals Time for a cup of tea? yfrog.com/h7m7ehuj
@james_allardice if i ever do wonder that, which i don’t, then i now know where to look. thanks :p
@nathanpitman both. now at home working.
is finally leaving the office to do more work at home. might see my wife and baby tomorrow I hope!
@andrewgarner no. might to need to go break in to cotswold (joke, i’m not actually going to twitter land)
where’s the exit door on this plane? #grr #latenightintheoffice
meh.
@neilmiddleton did you know when you get to disqus comments on your blog and scroll it under the header it messes up? twitpic.com/0x
@kaleighjane depends how far behind he is, maybe you should look round
robyoung26 Start humming intro to Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’, finish humming Baa Baa Black Sheep.
@MelKirk or pregnant.
MelKirk Why would you go and fuck up a Queen performance by including Jessie J? *insert sadface* #closingceremony
jasonkneen He can still command a crowd #Olympics2012
nathanpitman Now this guy can play a guitar!
so what if we’re weird. we’re british and proud! #closingceremony #london2012
boffbowsh Tomorrow will be spent listening to Oasis, Elbow and Spice Girls
Haribocheeks Boris dad dancing to #spicegirls hilarious #ClosingCememony
hello geri’s boobs
@Loud_one @RealBradHaverly a new bit of hair styling advice?
the rest of the world must think we’re really odd, but, who the hell cares! #proudtobebritish #london2012 #teamgb - let the lennox loose!
cannot believe the yanks, nbc decide now is the time to live stream. no, that was before your own news broke results before you’d made $$$
hell yeah… bring on the mods… pinball wizard #closingceremony #london2012
just heard about Jenn’s ordeal to book @AirCanada tickets for us & sully. their level of service is disgraceful and that’s being polite.
wonders if anyone know how to call the talking clock on @ThreeUK cc/ @ThreeUKSupport
RT @JonathanNapier: Here are the pics! - Usain Bolt Nabs Photographer’s DSLR, Snaps Awesome POV Shots https://t.co/CGPiCHmn via @zite
thinks the @BBCNews might have an issue! pic.twitter.com/Sd18DrqII
@neilmiddleton definitely. they’re really cool and cute. i’d keep them with my lemurs and owls. two other animals i love.
it’s true, our dancing horses are better than your dancing horses #TeamGB #london2012 #gold
webRat Man orders TV from Amazon, gets Assault Rifle delivered: bit.ly/OQ9xoO - Hope he gets his TV someday.
@Loud_one try a penguin as well
is watching injury day… second wince as that lady in hockey got whacked on the head
@lightboxstudios definitely!
massive wince round the office as that BMX’r just crashed. just a winding - i bet it flipping hurt though
@Loud_one rude as in, “well i did hear you had a nice XXXXy”
@Loud_one all i’ve got is rude replies to this.
@simplydan got mine from stormfront. took it in yesterday and they just replaced it for a new one which works fine cc/ @mophie
RT @daverholland: @absoluteradio do a segment in the afternoon called ‘I haven’t heard that for ages’How about the Australian national a …
is going for a coffee. rant over.
it doesn’t matter what happened. look out for your team, don’t bicker and have a team line. support the athletes and shut up the press.
it’s a shame Philips Idowu isn’t through but #TeamGB didn’t handle well. doesn’t matter what happened. deal with it. press suck #fail.
@mophie i’ve got a juice pack which won’t stay connected to charge my iphone, runs for ~2-4m then stops. should i take it back to the store?
is wishing my lively wife a happy second wedding anniversary! gone so quick.
it’s a shame Tweddle didn’t pedal to a medal but see won so who cares! #TeamGB
DMReporter BREAKING: Society “in freefall” after public reject celebrities and footballers in favour of athletes and scientists.
Jenn watched usain bolt 100m slow mo “look at their willies jangling about, don’t you hate having one”
watched an amazing night of #TeamGB action. shame about the football, once again.
@RyanPitcher I wish they could construct a sentence! You’re right though, football could learn a lot. be in it for the sport not the money.
got this for sully at Costco. going to be fun reading them :) pic.twitter.com/PGT67aqgg
@HeebieB bet you’re loving that photo ;) congratulations =D
is amused by the fact snoop dogg is now snoop lion https://t.co/gD0fbYF3
@FrancescaHeath well that depends. take a photo and then ask again ;)
@ONKYO_EU DTS-HD Master Audio and DTS Neo:X
is watching a great set of #TeamGB performances today; 2 golds and a silver in a few minutes of each other! #london2012 #GoTeamGB
RyanPitcher Well done Gemma, absolutely quality! #TeamGB #Judo IN THE FINAL!!!
is going to get @WheresWardy in trouble as he doesn’t want me to send @MelEvePhillips this: bobtailsrescue.org.ukx
OH “my girlfriend just sits at home and plays with her rabbit”
is once again staggered by @sagepay’s failures. test environment down, no notification & the staff have no idea if it’s broke or maintenance
@RyanPitcher nice one!
@RyanPitcher take a snap of them then, that’ll do =D
@RyanPitcher take a picture for me… my wife’s canadian she’ll like that!
globalpersonals What a day! Two golds in one day and a bronze from Froome. Go #TeamGB!
@Loud_one babe? honey? gorgeous? what’s your preference…?
innocentdrinks *First gold for Team GB* Oarsome work, ladies (sorry, had to) pic.twitter.com/2diGO14J
just realised it’s august already. that’s depressing.