Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

July 2013

@SpotifyUK any reason you sent me three copies if the identical recommended artists email this evening?

via Twitter for iPhone

@drewm bagshot road sainsbury’s is good - used to be my local @GrahamM_6t9

via Twitter for Mac in reply to drewm

@Haribocheeks you’re just doing a number two. girls can talk about it as well you know.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Haribocheeks

A great salary, great kit and a cool environment to work in. globalpersonals.co.uk/careers/why-jo…3 What could you do for us?globalpersonals.theresumator.com5f

via Twitter for Mac

@StevieBuckley sod the epilepsy warning. i know want to stab my eye out!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to StevieBuckley

AlecMuffett ‘Lads’ mags’ given cover-up deadline by Co-Op
- yes, people should get their porn from the Internet instead… fb.me/S7tCZHIJ

via Facebook (retweeted on 8:28 AM, Jul 29th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

so what if Theresa May is diabetic. I’ve been since 14, now 31 and fine. it’s a pain in the arse but life goes on. it’s not news.

via Twitter for iPhone

at dinton pastures with the little man. he nearly got eaten by geese. now enjoying a magnum and mini milk. mmm. pic.twitter.com/Nt9VTVFLHpp

via Twitter for iPhone

@csscreatures yellow hungry moustache

via web

@rackspaceUK myself and @timblair did that to our boss @barryf at christmas flickr.com/photos/timblai…H … whilst i like the pink aussies win

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rackspaceUK

@rosswilliams saw a red Morgan being driven/revved past the office at lunch, you’re not here and there can’t be many if them!

via Twitter for iPhone

so have won the lottery twice this week. £8.80 Tues and £10 Weds. quick jump up to £1m+ tonight would be great.

via Twitter for Mac

climagic Happy System Administrator’s Day! — A network without system administrators is anarchy.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Jul 26th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@MelKirk i had a 20% voucher from a company i purchased LED lightbulbs from - definitely a odd relation!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@System_Sagepay how about you actually tell people when it’s happening… big change for you guys but would be appreciated /c@Amy_SagePayay

via Twitter for Mac in reply to System_Sagepay

writing python, listening to 80’s music. get me the hell out of here. now.

via Twitter for Mac

cjcheshire SHOCKING @VirginAtlantic actually puts your password in the query string if you have in incorrect login! WTF? pic.twitter.com/7liFprJE5S

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:14 AM, Jul 25th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

had a great visit to @WindsorEtonBrew and a chat with jim. tasted a few of their beers and ended up with kohinoor and knight of the garter

via Twitter for Mac

@innocentdrinks lime van blackberry (based on beethoven) - shocking but best i’ve got for now

via Twitter for Mac in reply to innocentdrinks

globalpersonals Pure joy! RT @jennalou_k: Congrats to @jontarbuck! 5 years at @globalpersonals! Look how happy he is! pic.twitter.com/0jLosKK0C3

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Jul 24th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@WindsorEtonBrew do you still have Windsor Cot bottles available? i’ll pop down at lunch if you do.

via Twitter for Mac

@richardbranson i’d like to have won the lottery and be spending half the year in the uk and half the year in canada with the wife’s family

via Twitter for Mac in reply to richardbranson

@project_meteor: Take a sneak peek at Macaw, the code-savvy web design tool - macaw.co/peekV” - this is really, really, really neat

via Twitter for Mac

@RealBradHaverly you can defend your own hair dressing law suits now? chop chop bradley, get on to the next exam. you’ll sweep through them.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

@jennalou_k: Kerry Katona to play Marilyn Monroe on stage? Are you freaking kidding me?” - that’s the funniest thing i’ve read for a while!

via Twitter for Mac

death star ice cubes anyone? ebay.co.uk/itm/1908728824…p cc/@thesambarness

via web

some of these i’d forgotten about, some i don’t see how they were hits! ♫ ONE HIT WONDERS spoti.fi/1atKilPBg

via Spotify

@TheKirstyWard also, get on to the cricket team and throw the match so we win. that’d help @boffbowsh deal with it

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

@stephenfry i think you just broke them “Fatal error: Out of memory (allocated 15204352) (tried to allocate 1966080 bytes)”

via Twitter for Mac in reply to stephenfry

love it - “@voidspace: FOAAS mjf.cc/13urxrgq “Fuck Off As A Service”.”

via Twitter for Mac

@stephenfry: With grateful thanks to @EaglesKevin - the pain of male genital depilation: amazon.co.uk/product-review…s” - very amusing read!

via Twitter for Mac

@Tomtids we’ve not seen anything. all our payment graphs look normal

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Tomtids

well fuck off @sequelpro. fuck right off. not the time to crash AGAIN

via Twitter for Mac

@carehart trying to get 902 server monitor running on linux but cannot resolve 500 errors to /flex2gateway - ideas welcome!

via Twitter for Mac

trying to get server monitor running on linux but cannot resolve 500 errors to /flex2gateway - ideas?@cfjedimaster @BenNadel

via Twitter for Mac

needs an air conditioner for sullys room. any recommendations? cheap, reliable and quiet ideally! next day delivery would help.

via Twitter for iPhone

@james_allardice i think it’s a new version. the guy mentioned works for them and their contactus.sky.com7 also is on heroku

via Twitter for Mac in reply to james_allardice

PaulLomax Hacked? RT @natmorris: LOL at servicestatus.sky.com “Sky TV, Its broken, Really broken” pic.twitter.com/Eo0ZvPS97g

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:37 AM, Jul 15th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

bloody hell it’s a funky friday. 7+ live release, runways at LHR just been closed due to plane fire and a train crash in france

via Twitter for Mac

like it! nice one bro. “@trevorpotts0: FREE DOWNLOAD!!! “” by Trevor Potts - reverbnation.com/trevorpotts/so…ue”

via Twitter for Mac

marksmithcomedy Oh come on BBC News, be more specific. pic.twitter.com/jo8eXt9F6a

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:51 PM, Jul 12th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

need a hair cut, cloning machine, drink, lunch, sullivan to recover from jet lag & a winning euromillions lottery ticket for >£1m

via Twitter for Mac

apparently my battles with time continue. different dimension though.

via Twitter for Mac

@ThamesVP is the helicopter over Wokingham? Been buzzing about making my house shake and keeping jet lagged baby awake

via Twitter for iPhone

@TVP_Wokingham is the chopper over town? seems to be hovering about last 20 minutes. my house is shaking it was so low!

via Twitter for iPhone

has restored balance in the world. the beer fridge once again has beer in! not full so time to shop :)

via Twitter for iPhone

@HeebieB gonna have to start calling you two the “bone sisters”

via Twitter for Mac in reply to HeebieB

as @boffbowsh pointed out, steven hawkins isn’t going to be as useful as steven hawking! at least not for this problem!

via Twitter for Mac

is investigating theoretically impossible negative and positive differences between timestamps… where’s steven hawkins when you need him

via Twitter for Mac

@kevinhyam Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kevinhyam

@Amy_SagePay that’s @timblair - he’s one of my colleagues - definitely an awesome story. maybe sagepay could donate as we’re a good customer

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Amy_SagePay

@jamisonmatt was it along the lines of… “sir, please leave now before we call the police” ? ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jamisonmatt

so if I say @StevieBuckley smells bad will it show on the wall?

via Twitter for Mac

globalpersonals .@globalpersonals ranked 13 in The Sunday Times International Track - delighted to pick up our 3rd award in 2 weeks! bit.ly/15qAiaW

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Jul 9th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@lakeheaduhockey hey, can you buy jersey’s in town anywhere or just web? if web how long is shipping & what size is a adult M & L? thanks

via web