Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

March 2010

would once again really rather not still be in the office. interviews, system & performance issues and multiple vendor failucks

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really would like to go the hell home, ain’t gonna happen.

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@stooty i can enter another dimension of gift giving… oh my…

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is still waiting for to get archived data back online (@Joe_SagePay)

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and once again hit nearly 24 hours of historic data being unavailable screwing anyone who has a subscription model

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must go to bed now to stop me looking at freelanders…

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could really really really really do with a cloning machine. nothing like friday afternoon rush work.

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is curious why the rackspace tech i’m talking to sounds like he’s in a kitchen… outsourcing perhaps?

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@cfjedimaster you need to add a photo after a comment like that!

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is annoyed at stupid airlines altering baggage allowances

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agrees that cahoot is both a cool word & sounds like an owl sneezing. less of and that more cake vs pie http://ow.ly/1nZWe

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As headlines go, “Man used penis to assault female police officer” is definitely an attention getter. http://bit.ly/a7S1EB (via @DaveGorman)

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@therunningdude good luck with that. what’s the score board at again ;)

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is wishing all a Happy St. Patrick’s day. Hope you’re all wearing green and drink at least one Guinness today.

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takes offence to @iwootblog telling me in a markting mail “Hey winter! Get lost!”, what’s wrong with my name??

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is at the doctor. empty surgery, I’m next and I bet he’ll be late!

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had a doctor who was on time (miracle) but didn’t help me and told me all the was my diabetes could shorten my life. thanks for that.

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listing to 80’s rock, making a origami shamrock and figuring out how to draw a 4” high leprechaun

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@drewm that’s one up on deep frying it which I’m sure has already been done

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anywhere Announcing our @ platform! http://blog.twitter.com/…

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is going on a midnight train Journey to Boston, Chicago & Kansas with a Blue Oyster Cult to meet The Doobie Brothestic

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thinks the eurovision song is both terrible and sounds like kids in america

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would just like to say salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

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Very impressed by McLaren’s live dashboard…http://bit.ly/9IbJTv Good use of the web there (via @neilmiddleton)

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has an appetite for destruction.

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has just let @barryf’s ten ton polar bear loose in the wild!

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is a code releasing ninja. more code going live that you can shake a samurai sword at.

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ryancarson Made me chuckle: Comic Sans walks into a bar and the barman says, “We don’t serve your type here.”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:00 AM, Mar 10th, 2010 via API)

has discovered VALUES() when used in a insert dupe key update is very handy. really is quite nice sometimes!

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thinks Caganer had the right idea, “eat well, shit hard”. good ‘ol Catalonian nativity

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@willcarling absolutely, it’s worth getting a costco card if you don’t have one as they sell big tubs!

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@timblair would a bucket of water over the head help?

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is the last man standing. me and my mate jack d hanging out double style descending to outer space, to find another race.

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@marckysharky everyone will get drunk and tie you to a lamp post :)

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is thanking google and trial and error to finally resolve a Simple::XML array forcing issue

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is improving slowly. managed 4x10 (1k) in 35mins. think I need to do front crawl to break sub 30.

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is waiting for cpan, again

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has now discovered how to auto confirm installs though. unrelated, i want a giant inflatable beaver from the vancouver closing ceremony!

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is watching fat pigeons out the office window in the sunshine whilst taking a break from the perl pain

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