Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

December 2013

happy new year everyone. have fun.

via Twitter for iPhone

@Tesco your iPhone app is a bit ill. I can get everywhere except being able to pick a home delivery slot. reinstalled, logged out/in no joy.

via Twitter for iPhone

tinytwink Parents Christmas morning survival pack.

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via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:53 PM, Dec 25th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Merry Christmas interweb oh and you humans and furry critters too :)

via Twitter for iPhone

it’s getting really windy now. sky signal holding steady. not sure about anything loose in the vicinity though!

via web

@marcqualie CostCo normally have them for a reasonable price, guess it depends how many you’re talking

via Twitter for Mac in reply to marcqualie

RT @kevinncoleman: When Apple, Google, and Facebook agree, you know it’s a big deal. They put this full-page spread in the @nytimes >> http…

via Twitter for Mac

globalpersonals Amazing number of presents under our tree this morning ready to donate to East Berkshire Women’s Aid! pic.twitter.com/zX2DAnYV0d

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 9:16 AM, Dec 20th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@marcqualie most common use case is either the QA guys have Windows desktops, or, if it’s the developers on OS X then use the modern.ie VMs

via Twitter for Mac in reply to marcqualie

@CattleGridWNDSR ha just a bit. yup we got in and had a great meal. Sullivan enjoyed the music! pic.twitter.com/q82oIvtPgrr

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CattleGridWNDSR

just received my amazing christmas pickle from @SquirrelMomma via @Etsy - packed by squirrels no less!

via Twitter for Mac

@CattleGridWNDSR hey, heading over about 5:15 with my wife and little one - do we need to book or will we be OK?

via Twitter for Mac

“Global Personals Ltd named as a ‘company to inspire Britain’ by @LSEGplc bit.ly/1c0SKKXs [PR]” & we’re hiringglobalpersonals.theresumator.com5f

via Twitter for Mac

@tomgiddings in my old house, installing new radiator pipes the apprentice sawed through the ceiling.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tomgiddings

RT @thesambarnes: Looking for Windsor-based .net Tech Lead. https://t.co/sc8gQ95zaJ DM me if you’re interested or know anyone. #dotnet

via Twitter for Mac

i’ve installed it, just need to find someone to talk to now :) â@benlovellll: rolling your own crypto because yolotelegram.orgeEh”

via Twitter for Mac in reply to benlovell

and breath. first time i think i’ve full on shouted at a supplier. didn’t start the conversation well as i was already angry.

via Twitter for Mac

@RealBradHaverly you think you can cut hair well. that’s psychotic.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RealBradHaverly

call 6505102 on your mobile. it’ll stop an annoying shitbag winning xfactor. Please do it.

via Twitter for iPhone

Nicholas is shit! He’ll just be another whatever that other Scottish guy that got dropped was. Leon? who????? SAM TO WIN.

via Twitter for iPhone

drinking in ‘nam with stu, baker and his lady carol. good times.

via Twitter for iPhone

has just finished wrapping all the Christmas presets including a bag full for the @globalpersonals gift tree

via Twitter for iPhone

a match made in @globaldev heaven. @thesambarnes @inneroptics pic.twitter.com/WoKHznca3LL

via iOS

StevieBuckley Yeah so this is the best thing I’ve seen this week (needs sound) - findtheinvisiblecow.com

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:26 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

It’s xmas party day @globaldev today! If you fancy coming to our xmas party next year, click here: buff.ly/19jukvmS cc/@StevieBuckleyy

via Twitter for Mac

so far have a xmas hamper from a @Neustar who we don’t work cheers. i’m sure it’s in the post from @rackspaceUK, @SagePayPartners & @Dyn

via Twitter for Mac

@SkyHelpTeam you can, at least someone could, you probably won’t though. which is understandable if not a bit sad for me :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to SkyHelpTeam

@lightboxstudios i’m not wearing any silly hats. i’ll happily hold a beer though. :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to lightboxstudios

our cat @flapjackthecat getting in the festive spirit pic.twitter.com/S1FLmubfqff

via iOS

snookca Off by one error.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Dec 11th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

What Began Like A Normal Flight Gave 100 Unsuspecting People The Xmas Miracle Of A Lifetime https://t.co/pi64JCZ6Py #AMAZING cc /@westjet

via Tweet Button

“but it works on staging”, “i ran rm -rf *”, “he said it’d be ”

via Twitter for Mac

@andrewgarner he gets to work with me as well, what more could the little ewok want :) cc/ @thesambarnes

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewgarner

bring me a carrier pigeon right now. an evening of email script munching. this is NOT fun. only a few hundred thousand more combos to check

via web

if this day continues as it is, my small bottle of JD in my draw may make it’s way in to my coffee.

via Twitter for Mac

@SkyHelpTeam you could always lower my monthly fee so I become an even happier more than 9 year long customer

via Tweet Button in reply to SkyHelpTeam

@WheresWardy â@igrigorikik: huh, turns out Nginx has a native module for doing split (A/B) testingbit.ly/1daK8jbmyh - handy.”

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to igrigorik

@tomgiddings and stub out cigarettes it seems. or start etch art at least.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tomgiddings

@tomgiddings I know a similar passport story of a friend. was in a coat pocket found it at the airport having rebooked flights & got new pp

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tomgiddings

that time when you thought putting it somewhere safe was a good thing until now when I need it and can’t find it for toffee.

via Twitter for iPhone

keeps getting @virginmedia offers in the post to switch from @skyhd. they’re getting better but still not quite convinced.

via Twitter for iPhone

has applied the @ThreeUK 4G carrier update, now to find coverage to test it. sadly not at home or work or near their hq!

via Twitter for iPhone

RIP Nelson Mandela, was a great man.

via Twitter for iPhone

seems to be a mixed reaction to the mint chocolate pringles in the office. generally, negative. need to get a pack of cinnamon ones to try

via Twitter for Mac

everyday’s a school day, discovered nproc and lscpu - bit easier than munging /proc/cpuinfo

via Twitter for Mac

just because you email [email protected] a bunch of times, doesn’t mean i’m going to reply. bad sales tactic. just get’s you spammed.

via web

black friday price hike increases year on year sales: https://t.co/1GlZ3kbIOr

via web

has had two in one day. interesting indeed.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @globaldev: Tech Talk: Doctor Gitlove (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Git Rebase) @boffbowsh https://t.co/weUDWdYjVe https://…

via Twitter for Mac

@MelKirk I think you’ll find the key ingredient, French fries, is missing from your list. oh, and meat. always need meat.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MelKirk

not only is down, again, @NatWest_Help have checked out. last post just before 8pm when they finish. good to see they care.

via Twitter for iPhone

this is happening. really need to sort out a trip to Lynchburg pic.twitter.com/UtBDVWe8Zuu

via Twitter for iPhone

QuantumPirate I missed an Amazon drone delivery. pic.twitter.com/neJxYANj6p

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Dec 2nd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

benlovell lolops antirez.com/news/65

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Dec 2nd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)