slow news day? https://t.co/3AhuYi09uE #Halloween #heatwave https://t.co/NWndCgTQBA
1 man dies every hr in the UK from prostate cancer. Donate to #Movember team to help stop this. moteam.co/mobal-personalsH@MovemberUKK
@RBFRSofficial there’s a great joke there but it doesn’t seem appropriate!
pumpkins 2014 #HappyHalloween pic.twitter.com/Hec93YAMruu
RT @timrees: This will put a smile on your face RT @Fascinatingpics: A momma hippo “booping†a baby. https://t.co/mgZHUqkuE8
majorhayden “Daddy, why do you wear a t-shirt to work?”
“It’s my uniform.”
#dadops
apparently tree of the year is a thing: https://t.co/PzUQULJdCm
any solid, web based, open source CMDB recommendations out there from any of my IT friends? #changemanagement
I’m looking for a Senior Operations Engineer to come work with me & the team @globalpersonals. Get in touch! goo.gl/IckAC7J
@nathanpitman we definitely over analysed it
growing family means of course one thing, bigger toaster! pic.twitter.com/9ch8WSO5qZZ
@melkirk here you go, even prime delivery available: https://t.co/u92DzB9hfu
@krissygoround be calm before you click https://t.co/jPGBRuM4H3
@GrahamM_6t9 Hey Graham, hope you’re good. Take a look at your Facebook messages when you get a chance :)
time machine and jack daniels
after much faff, I think my Yosemite upgrade is now sorted, bar the desktop not showing unless i’m swiping! think a clean install is needed
@Haribocheeks or not wear underwear
AYBConf We work hard to make every AYB inclusive and were gutted by @montywi’s comments earlier which were plain wrong #ayb14
RT @jeffpamer: Heads up if you use Homebrew (or just put stuff in /usr/local) before upgrading to Yosemite. https://t.co/o622doazB4
@RealBradHaverly nope, don’t think the hardware matters.
@RealBradHaverly the upgrade installer just doesn’t work well enough. appears to have bricked one of my machines.
@RealBradHaverly avoid like the plague
@james_allardice got past that and now have this. same for you? pic.twitter.com/K3VYObktCee
@james_allardice how long did it take, have the same thing.
@neilmiddleton wondered the same, read that said even tho’ builds differ GM3, PB6 and MAS are all considered “final” https://t.co/cqIQi6s0Fc
have apple really not yet worked out they get massively swamped when they release software? #yosemite #uk #fail #appstore
@grayhaze I think it’d snap
@RachieTp @katiegallagher yeah, it did. director approved though :) about 12 rolls of paper, lots of tape and two pairs of scissors died.
@RachieTp @katiegallagher i should add, we were very proud of that one last year. even individual pens and coins were wrapped.
@rachietp @katiegallagher u need to do what @timblar & I do to our bosses office each year. i give you the xmas bomb https://t.co/Lwj04Ap5Ua
@RachieTp i’ve heard @thesambarnes often pulls out early anyway so no surprise. his rider consists of cat tat. nothing else.
@RachieTp is it because @thesambarnes is awesome?
@thesambarnes so @DPMUKConf is at the comedy store? that’s a joke.
BEAST, CRIME, HEARTBLEED, POODLE. Obvs.
Sully’s making @flapjackthecat dinner. He doesn’t seem impressed. pic.twitter.com/ljs5x3KdUII
@JessicaKeoghPA not what i’ve heard, i’m sure i’ve been present when you’ve been discussing pole dancing cc/ @thesambarnes
@thesambarnes middle of the road on the grumpy side. it’s my lucky number side by side so must be true pic.twitter.com/TsqRKotwNGG
@absoluteradio @TheGhoti Beatles “It’s gotta be sausage roll music”; Pet Shop Boys “This is how I learned to hate sausage roll”
DrScienceCat It took me an insanely long time to realize that these were in fact not tiny brontosauruses pic.twitter.com/YBpLdixWSH
@riklomas Hi Rik, looking to advertise a couple of positions https://t.co/CfexUIQrhU and https://t.co/LY1uXJ8ZQj
@MelKirk what you’ve done is upgrade to iCloud drive. that’s only supported on iOS8 & Yosemite. you should have been warned about that.
@thesambarnes good job mate :)
thesambarnes Thank you to everyone for the positive feedback on my #dpm2014 presentation :) slides now available at bit.ly/1vMBL8J
@lightboxstudios woodn’t tit b kretin’
MelKirk Who calls their child hashtag? Oh that’s right, someone who can’t spell ‘weighs’ or ‘love’. pic.twitter.com/ACzoJFVQia
@TheGhoti ALT+3 = #
we’re hiring. @globalpersonals is looking for a Senior Operations Engineer https://t.co/30dw0xbVlk - get in touch if you’re interested!
@agit8or @thesambarnes ha, please do the talk wearing the shoes!
@bruntonspall my excuse is my wife watches it…. they’re strong except groups in my opinion
@deparker3 twitter and Facebook, what’s happening to you 😜
finally, maybe progress… BBC News - Reading’s third bridge idea ‘moves forward’ bbc.in/YXi01kt
@forduk hi, when will sync updates be available to download online? tried the US site but that doesn’t recognise my VIN
@brianleroux you really should have kept your clothes on
economistmeg RT @TheFalconer: This is the best headline you’ll read today. pic.twitter.com/mK1RE8HArn
@MelKirk nope. don’t need another social “thing” to get spammed with crap on and it looks ugly.
@Memset_Ltd that doesn’t make sense. lots of other companies have affected linux xen instances. could use a blog of clarification
@Memset_Ltd really? i’ve got a miniserver as has a colleague, both on xen, no contact to either of us. are some using non-affected versions?
hey @Memset_Ltd where you at with you XSA-108 patch plan?
RT @aral: Ello, Goodbye.
https://t.co/bvjhexNIa2
Why I’m leaving Ello (and why you should too).
#venturecapital https://t.co/XFQDwA3FgN
so @NatWest_Help this error “The name of the person or company cannot exceed 18 characters.” in online banking trying to add a payee #STUPID
maymaymx “What’s Ello?”
“A new anti-Facebook.”
*reads privacy policy*
“They won’t sell my data except when they sell my data?” pic.twitter.com/F8UcdjxBZ3