Blatter is back, no surprise. the organisation has proved its corrupt. main backers, a set of countries unfortunately known for corruption.
@Dickie737 “stick shaker” sounds like it should be someone’s job
@Natter_com @nstanley so, does this mean a picture is actually worth 3 words and not a 1000? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_picture…J
@RealBradHaverly toupée… sorry i mean touché
EEEieEEO - least her cape came off #pointless #translation #Eurovision2015 #ESP
RufusHound I didn’t think we could call them Montenegro anymore. I thought you had to call them Montenafricanamerican #Eurovision2015
ah #eurovision2015 it does amuse me that our entry probably wouldn’t be played on the radio here yet we enter it #wecantgoout #winning
@WheresWardy yeah, don’t talk to him when he’s got his “beard” on 🐗 (closest emoji to wolf)
@WheresWardy might be worth reading blogs.collab.net/subversion/mig…q
@kevinhyam i assume this is singing order, because if that’s a result opinion i think GBR is a bit off! ;)
brianleroux psy: really nice little process utility by @substack
github.com/substack/psy
@RealBradHaverly yeah. put me to shame that Sully just kept running back and forth over it and laid on it.
@RealBradHaverly i didn’t like doing the one on the spinnaker tower in Portsmouth! oddly don’t have a fear or heights, but, do of falling
Seriously, ignore all these other “winner” tweets, cause I’m gonna win the #Encrypto iPad Giveaway #EncryptYourLife bit.ly/1FwIWcDf
globaldev How a weekend crash course helped our new ScrumMaster Hayley ‘Spring into Code’ globaldev.co.uk/2015/05/spring… #springintocode #girlsintech
Top Gear Experience videos, first #arielatom youtu.be/Dr7UNnkq3lI and then #reasonablypricedcar youtu.be/8nRhOnrJq-8

great day at Top Gear with @rackspaceUK (thanks Darren, Olaf, Andrew & Lauren) Here’s me interviewing Mr Jardine 😀 pic.twitter.com/EqNs1MAygff
pretty sure I saw clarkson. Unless someone else has JE55 ERS and captain slow going to topgear as I was leaving.

lap with this chap done. allman brothers on the radio. bentley gt for those wondering. pic.twitter.com/lYrTBcoEd77

getting ready to take this out pic.twitter.com/YQnBsT8v7QQ
hey @Percona I see MySQL is 5.7.7 rc now, what do you think a rough (no commit from you) timeline for a percona version would be?

NHLtoSeattle The Washington Capitals are the most Canadian team alive in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. pic.twitter.com/80RXFwbyr0
just found out @alyankovic is playing the Apollo on Sun. October 4th this year… expensive but temptin#weirdala#worldtourur
yes: youtube.com/watch?v=6_pFlk… and for the 80’s segway youtube.com/watch?v=YC3Ixx… #iceicebaby #cover #martyrayproject #beards #nostubble
@TbaytelSales i’m visiting family in tbay, from the uk (iphone). do you have a prepaid sim only plan or similar I could use for ~2 weeks?
innocent Yes, it only works with the American format. Yes, it’s still amazing. twitter.com/YatesieTweets/…

it won’t. get a new copy writer. #estateagent #fail #prospect pic.twitter.com/uTTuG50dxFF
is now a @giffgaff user. so long @ThreeUK I’d thank you for the fish, but they smell funny. come join me!
giffgaff.com/orders/affilia…d

mashable The UK political map now looks a lot like Maggie Simpson on.mash.to/1IlFaTD pic.twitter.com/KMk4BSOAwv
@System_Sagepay any update on this at all? your updates are not very insightful, being that there are none.
@Dominos_UK sure, i’ve done that. thank you.
@Dominos_UK trying to reset my p/w on website & no combination of the question answer works. how can i reset it? it still works in the app.
mrmrs_ “Did you do any user testing?”
“No we just deleted all the JS for that page and we started making more money.”
Conversation I had today.
May the forth be with you #StarWarsDay