Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

June 2014

@YodelOnline tracking numbers and dm all sent over.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to YodelOnline

fun @YodelOnline service again. 1 order, 10 items, 10 tracking no’s, sign for “3 packages” & driver didn’t speak english. goods on doorstep.

via Twitter for Mac

@boffbowsh he knew because something came to him from above @TheGhoti

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

@timblair shoreditch ;) i bumped in to @mmazour at lunch

via Twitter for Mac in reply to timblair

just ordered a beer via an app and it turned up at my table! @ porterhouse London pic.twitter.com/fTPrKOtIsVV

via Twitter for iPhone from London

in london with the @globaldev crew today. i’m tempted to go to the maple leaf for a canadian beer at lunch as it’s pretty much outside.

via Twitter Web Client

@grayhaze i’m still with @ThreeUK but they aren’t making 0800’s free for existing customers either

via Twitter for Mac in reply to grayhaze

barryf I’m looking for a Product Manager to join us at @globaldev and lead projects as Product Owner using Scrum jobs.mindtheproduct.com/jobs/product-m…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Jun 23rd, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@boffbowsh so won’t don’t they play as well as they do with their PL clubs? lots of factors - we don’t seem to be willing to change

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

@boffbowsh just because they have value doesn’t mean they should play. we need more younger players & change our style, i think

via Twitter Web Client in reply to boffbowsh

@TheGhoti @andrewscrivener oh yeah, of course. it’s the style of play and how we deal with them.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

@boffbowsh yes not really the point though. should play for pride & because they want to. we’re too afraid to piss them off to change style

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

@andrewscrivener yup, that’ll do it. also don’t be afraid to drop the overpaid, bentley/range driving pre-madonna’s

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewscrivener

having discussed ’s performance last night over a GBK we’ve decided that unless the way we play changes (to modern style) we’re screwed

via Twitter for Mac

globalpersonals The Global bake sale has started in support of . Fancy dress and sweet treats, what a day! pic.twitter.com/3K5qA79N26

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 12:19 PM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

mattwhatsit That single star on the England shirt is starting to look more McDonald’s till proficiency than proud historical world football dominance.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:28 AM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@tayoakinmade that’s like right? you know what’d help, a donut

via OS X in reply to tayoakinmade

i’m glad i didn’t put the bunting up, i’d only be taking it down again. just remember, next euro’s it’ll be 50 years of hurt.

via Twitter Web Client

that’s the i know and get frustrated by. dammit.

via Twitter Web Client

innocentdrinks Football commentators feel about excessive footage of goalline technology the way the Dursleys feel about Harry Potter living with them

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Jun 19th, 2014 via Twitter Web Client)

have england forgotten they changed ends? come on, at least get a goal

via Twitter Web Client

.@2014WorIdCup Chart showing every goal Wayne Rooney has scored at the World Cup.. | pic.twitter.com/rTBEh0671bb; covers most of the team I think

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 2014WorIdCup

Queen_UK If don’t win, don’t even think about coming back.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Jun 19th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

so no official england song, but, Omid Djalli’s effort is pretty good! soundcloud.com/omiddjalili/ego & itunes.apple.com/gb/album/engla… cc/ @omid9

via Twitter for Mac

Facebook is down. companies rejoice as productivity increases.

via Twitter for Mac

@boffbowsh get back to you deep v’s, fixed gear boy :) @RealBradHaverly

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

@RealBradHaverly you’d only looking at their hair do anyway - you wouldn’t notice! cc/ @TheGhoti

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RealBradHaverly

@TheGhoti are you saying women shouldn’t show their arses? you’ve changed man, you’ve changed.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

@MelKirk that’s crazy cat bin lady mode isn’t isn’t it? planning a wedding without one.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@thesambarnes thing that concerns me is i’m not sure you’re joking

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thesambarnes

@ThreeUKSupport it’s been happening for a couple of weeks, yes it’s inside but full signal. outside in windsor is worse signal.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThreeUKSupport

sully’s helping unpack the groceries that were delivered. man turns up & gives u food bags. each one full of exciting surprises.

via Twitter for iPhone

@ThreeUKSupport any update? Seems to be fine in Wokingham area. looks like Windsor is the problem.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThreeUKSupport

@innocentdrinks if it rains a lot, we’ll need an ark. i noah guy.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to innocentdrinks

@drewm the one on the 24th is at 17:00 (others are 23:00 and 20:00): google.co.uk/search?q=when+…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to drewm

@ThreeUKSupport sure. happened pretty much each day this week. i’m in SL4 1EG and calls coming from Wokingham area in the RG41 area.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThreeUKSupport

i’m going with reverse logic. it’s friday 13th so i’m going to not win the lottery later, which means i’ll win

via Twitter for Mac

@ThreeUKSupport i work in windsor, every incoming call i get from another 3 mobile drops after 30s. is it mast related or handset related?

via Twitter for Mac

just had a chair massage at @globalpersonals - feels better, much need to be a regular fixture

via Twitter for Mac

@andrewscrivener fax is king and being late. technology would destroy them.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewscrivener

cracking open a doom bar. latest costco discovery! pic.twitter.com/TfZmM24JI44

via Twitter for iPhone

in fence news, neighbour is fitting a new one tomorrow. hope it looks nice, unlike the one at the back which is nasty!

via Twitter for Mac

next up, fit cut-off to downstairs cistern, fix associated leak and work out wtf with the shower pressure

via Twitter for Mac

has v. hard water. in 18 mth’s element on my washing machine had completely gone to crap. apparently 95deg wash with kettle descaler helps

via Twitter for Mac

innocentdrinks How to train your dragon. pic.twitter.com/EA0ST6JUvY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jun 11th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

i’m an ops guy, but glad i’m not at @lastfmsupport right now! i smell server burning & full on db rebuild status.last.fmbk

via Twitter for Mac

@rosswilliams screaming lord sutch. don’t think you can, but, do it!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rosswilliams

i hope @ioptics is buying treats whilst he’s out at lunch - he owes them

via Twitter for Mac

so agreatplacetobe.uk3 launches today - honestly, i’m not convinced.

via Twitter for Mac

if you’ve got Mac sophos & @1Password & update 1p you might need this to fix browser filling learn2.agilebits.com/1Password4/Mac…xt

via Twitter for Mac

Yosemite 10.10 is big visual change, not sure if new to or vet. Mac users will find it easier. either way, various brew pkg issues

via Twitter for Mac

@grayhaze you’d have to make it here from the motherland first. the trains are on our side.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to grayhaze

hnycombinator Fixing Homebrew for OS X 10.10 Yosemite bit.ly/1j4eIwZ (cmts bit.ly/1j4eIx0)

via IFTTT (retweeted on 10:48 PM, Jun 8th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@DrHeebie looks like a rock to me. hope that helps.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to DrHeebie

needs a proper massage. any recommendations in the wokingham or windsor area?

via Twitter for iPhone

@jennalou_k @MelKirk erm, i’m claiming ignorance. i’ll keep quiet next time. honest. maybe.

via Twitter Web Client

@MelKirk don’t hug will you, it’ll rub off again on @jennalou_k’s top

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

NIST, SANS, CIS, ISO = EUGH; at least NIST is up to date though, Netscape Navigator 7 and up to Mac OS 10.6

via Twitter for Mac

@MelKirk well, what you need is a super moist blancmange.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

drewm When dignity has nowhere to go but up. adultsridingminiaturetrains.tumblr.com

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Jun 3rd, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

Chris_Ashworth “Move fast & break things!”
{Internet of Things enters stage right, followed by self-driving cars}
“OMG NEVERMIND SLOWER SLOWER DEAR LORD”

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Jun 2nd, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

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@boffbowsh you wearing your new uniform, deep v’s, jeans turned up all transported by fixed gear bike?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh