@YodelOnline tracking numbers and dm all sent over.
fun @YodelOnline service again. 1 order, 10 items, 10 tracking no’s, sign for “3 packages” & driver didn’t speak english. goods on doorstep.
just ordered a beer via an app and it turned up at my table! @ porterhouse London pic.twitter.com/fTPrKOtIsVV
in london with the @globaldev crew today. i’m tempted to go to the maple leaf for a canadian beer at lunch as it’s pretty much outside.
dinner in progress pic.twitter.com/JhBnnwljPyy
RT @barryf: I’m looking for a Product Manager to join us at @globaldev and lead projects as Product Owner using Scrum https://t.co/mhT418pVgw
@boffbowsh so won’t don’t they play as well as they do with their PL clubs? lots of factors - we don’t seem to be willing to change
@boffbowsh just because they have value doesn’t mean they should play. we need more #eng younger players & change our style, i think #my2p
@TheGhoti @andrewscrivener oh yeah, of course. it’s the style of play and how we deal with them.
@boffbowsh yes not really the point though. should play for pride & because they want to. we’re too afraid to piss them off to change style
@andrewscrivener yup, that’ll do it. also don’t be afraid to drop the overpaid, bentley/range driving pre-madonna’s
having discussed #eng’s performance last night over a GBK we’ve decided that unless the way we play changes (to modern style) we’re screwed
globalpersonals The Global bake sale has started in support of #childrenshospiceweek. Fancy dress and sweet treats, what a day! pic.twitter.com/3K5qA79N26
@boffbowsh don’t you know, @RealBradHaverly’s a “flyer”
@stay_in_london thanks to google, victoria sq gardens - https://t.co/2xIHtVzIf7 cc/ @windsoretonbrew
mattwhatsit That single star on the England shirt is starting to look more McDonald’s till proficiency than proud historical world football dominance.
@tayoakinmade that’s lik#teethingng right? you know what’d help, a donut
i’m glad i didn’t put the #eng bunting up, i’d only be taking it down again. just remember, next euro’s it’ll be 50 years of hurt.
that’s the #eng i know and get frustrated by. dammit.
@thesambarnes teach them your skills ewok villa pimp
innocentdrinks Football commentators feel about excessive footage of goalline technology the way the Dursleys feel about Harry Potter living with them
have england forgotten they changed ends? come on, at least get a goal #rant #overpaid #nopride #ENGvsURU
.@2014WorIdCup Chart showing every goal Wayne Rooney has scored at the World Cup.. | pic.twitter.com/rTBEh0671bb; covers most of the team I think
Queen_UK If don’t win, don’t even think about coming back. #EnglandvsUruguay
so no official england song, but, Omid Djalli’s effort is pretty good! https://t.co/VdJs8N5gxI & https://t.co/SG6vAqGWBQ cc/ @omid9 #england
@SagePay_UK 15%
Facebook is down. companies rejoice as productivity increases.
teriyaki pork kebabs pic.twitter.com/A5yi8HpFxDD
@boffbowsh get back to you deep v’s, fixed gear boy :) @RealBradHaverly
@RealBradHaverly you’d only looking at their hair do anyway - you wouldn’t notice! cc/ @TheGhoti
@TheGhoti are you saying women shouldn’t show their arses? you’ve changed man, you’ve changed.
@MelKirk that’s crazy cat bin lady mode isn’t isn’t it? planning a wedding without one.
@thesambarnes thing that concerns me is i’m not sure you’re joking
@ThreeUKSupport it’s been happening for a couple of weeks, yes it’s inside but full signal. outside in windsor is worse signal.
sully’s helping unpack the groceries that were delivered. man turns up & gives u food bags. each one full of exciting surprises. #foodsanta
@ThreeUKSupport any update? Seems to be fine in Wokingham area. looks like Windsor is the problem.
@innocentdrinks if it rains a lot, we’ll need an ark. i noah guy. #dadjoke
@drewm the one on the 24th is at 17:00 (others are 23:00 and 20:00): https://t.co/Gv0EGECdt2
@ThreeUKSupport sure. happened pretty much each day this week. i’m in SL4 1EG and calls coming from Wokingham area in the RG41 area.
i’m going with reverse logic. it’s friday 13th so i’m going to not win the lottery later, which means i’ll win #109mwilldo #fingerscrossed
@ThreeUKSupport i work in windsor, every incoming call i get from another 3 mobile drops after 30s. is it mast related or handset related?
@Sarah_Iles that’s because the rain has gone.
@MelKirk buzz off
just had a chair massage at @globalpersonals - feels better, much need to be a regular fixture
@andrewscrivener fax is king and being late. technology would destroy them.
@RealBradHaverly that implies you do now, do you?
cracking open a doom bar. latest costco discovery! pic.twitter.com/TfZmM24JI44
in fence news, neighbour is fitting a new one tomorrow. hope it looks nice, unlike the one at the back which is nasty!
next up, fit cut-off to downstairs cistern, fix associated leak and work out wtf with the shower pressure
has v. hard water. in 18 mth’s element on my washing machine had completely gone to crap. apparently 95deg wash with kettle descaler helps
innocentdrinks How to train your dragon. pic.twitter.com/EA0ST6JUvY
i’m an ops guy, but glad i’m not at @lastfmsupport right now! i smell server burning & full on db rebuild status.last.fmb#goodluckk
@rosswilliams screaming lord sutch. don’t think you can, but, do it!
@boffbowsh yes indeed
i hope @ioptics is buying treats whilst he’s out at lunch - he owes them
so #dotuk agreatplacetobe.uk3 launches today - honestly, i’m not convinced.
if you’ve got Mac sophos & @1password & update 1p you might need this to fix browser filling https://t.co/dwYv5hp1Yx #awesomesupport
Yosemite 10.10 is big visual change, not sure if new to or vet. Mac users will find it easier. either way, various brew pkg issues #toosoon
@grayhaze you’d have to make it here from the motherland first. the trains are on our side.
hnycombinator Fixing Homebrew for OS X 10.10 Yosemite bit.ly/1j4eIwZ (cmts bit.ly/1j4eIx0)
@DrHeebie looks like a rock to me. hope that helps.
@MelEvePhillips hmm, maybe not. could you send details?
needs a proper massage. any recommendations in the wokingham or windsor area?
@jennalou_k @MelKirk erm, i’m claiming ignorance. i’ll keep quiet next time. honest. maybe. #sorry
@MelKirk don’t hug will you, it’ll rub off again on @jennalou_k’s top
sigh. don’t hackers have anything better to do https://t.co/1sN5Pz0E9t #openssl #again #forthegreatergoodisuppose
NIST, SANS, CIS, ISO = EUGH; at least NIST is up to date though, Netscape Navigator 7 and up to Mac OS 10.6 #sarcasim
@andyj probably to do with this: https://t.co/SUqeVxsfqe
@MelKirk yes, yes you did
@MelKirk well, what you need is a super moist blancmange.
drewm When dignity has nowhere to go but up. adultsridingminiaturetrains.tumblr.com
RT @Chris_Ashworth: “Move fast & break things!”
{Internet of Things enters stage right, followed by self-driving cars}
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@timblair @StevieBuckley @boffbowsh his deep v, is really really deep
@boffbowsh you wearing your new uniform, deep v’s, jeans turned up all transported by fixed gear bike?