@AL0sborne if i’m honest, that’s good. greg james annoys me less than scott mills so i’m not going to complain!
is comparing performance of ranged queries vs flat queries on a 103m row data set using @sphinxsearch 2.0.3 #rocknroll
“just come across the best ad for reminding women to check their breasts for lumps bit.ly/qnj9WjX” via @ladygeektvv@Memset_Katee
@AndyJ i think oxygen came first :)
should have stayed in bed #raspberrypi launch fail - suppliers can’t cope. going to have to go to work soon. boo.
@Raspberry_Pi they now only show “Our websites are currently unavailable whilst we perform a scheduled system upgrade.” when it loads
@Raspberry_Pi i can only register interest, not purchase with RS - is that right?
Amateur Transplants - Have Yourself a Sweary Little Christmas on #Spotify
https://t.co/zgEL8bUz. not for the faint hearted or those with kids
a guy creates snow art by walking. very cool, but, far too much time on his hands! https://t.co/3q6f9jJN via @CraigGrannell, @andrewjteacher
@neilmiddleton odd. ex <%= render @items %> but partial has <% div_for item do %> without the partial having <%= at start did nothing.
what’s the difference between <% & <%= ; watching a thinkvitamin ruby screencast and i think the view partial code shown is wrong!
just watched #wvm white van man s2 e1 - @AdrianPoynton utter genius. loved it.
@neilmiddleton with wifi on it disables tethering, with wifi off it doesn’t tether. Could use Bluetooth maybe.
just tried iPad iplayer over @ThreeUK on the iPhone via tethering. speed is impressive. how can u discon wifi though without forgetting pw?
can someone remind me where in #coldfusion the jrun errors are so i can edit them? CFIDE/WEB-INF? JRunConfig Errorurl isn’t working #lazyweb
is drinking doom bar with fellow nct gents
AdrianPoynton Help get #whitevanman trending on twitter tonight. But not during the show you understand. Attention on screen please!!! @BBC3TV @bbccomedy
@ThreeUKSupport thanks - ironically i think it happened just as i tweeted you guys for help! all seems good.
@ThreeUKSupport got sim 4 iPhone & moved from o2 yest. got micro today (guy gave me full) both in phones but micro not working, ideas to fix
RealBradHaverly “You can’t enter Heaven until Jesus enters you”… << Amazingly genius! pic.twitter.com/v5OjA90S #Funny
got a @ThreeUK micro-sim after guy gave me wrong one yesterday. reliably informed it’ll just activate but not convinced! cc/ @ThreeUKSupport
@Haribocheeks depends what noise i suppose. grunting, screaming, cheering, wheezing, panting?
has nearly moved from @O2 - @ThreeUK. calls out ok inbound not yet just need the store guy to switch the sim ‘cause he gave me full not mini
is pleased things now has cloud sync beta https://t.co/OQ9kIuOx but, would be lovely if they did a bundle for mac, iPhone and iPad.
@lallyd give up lent, then you don’t give up anything?
@neilmiddleton that’s a flipping bad pancake day comment
@johnpith yeah - same issue! my 11” mba just won’t share the damn connection in anyway and get an ip :(
had a great weekend away in eastbourne &a@TheCavendishdish. took a walk around beachy head with a drive back through selsy bill & newhaven
is getting p*ssed off with parallels - i cannot get my centos image to get an ip address from my router #lazyweb #help
likes the morning view pic.twitter.com/SPsFXA8CC
Eastbourne by night instagr.am/p/HKR2Mpmy1J/I
@MelKirk google :)
@MelKirk #towie apparently: https://t.co/zw0A8elN i’ve not watched that video mind you!
thanking the tv license billing robots for their reminder i have 14 days to pay 145 quid. meh. #moremoneytospend
@RealBradHaverly that’s a good reason alone + plus cheap for sim only. if i move jenn & me to same network we’ll save, she’s on virgin atm.
following from @jasonkneen’s painless switch to @ThreeUK i’m considering it for Jenn & I (they’ve got button phones which is a requirement!)
@agit8or about what i’d have expected from the offer that was running.
Debbie 2 dyslexics walked into a bra…..
@Debbie haha, love it!
saw some spikes, but, no new records yet. time to stop working and get back to the wife!
is now very angry at the doctor who gave my pregnant wife completely f***ing useless, wrong, bad and potentially dangerous info. #nhs #fail
@agit8or easy now! i’m not sure the world could survive long periods of our dulcet tones!
just saw this breadedcats.comq - might verge on abuse, but, it’s very funny
@RBWM mounts hill thru sheet st, in comparison to roads to there
it had a lot of slush and was icy particularly roundabout w/ winkfield rd
if you live in Wokingham you MUST read this proposal on the new station link road - it’ll be hell : https://t.co/3bm0toro
@nathanpitman from what i recall @Fasthosts also don’t allow cname records in their dns - which is crazy!
would like to praise @WokinghamBC - roads are perfect; @RBWM on the other hand - you have work to do!
is getting ready for a snowy drive to work. I predict 2 rear wheel drive cars in ditches.
has quite a bit of snow. still falling. Cars completely covered, if it carries on over night could get very deep. RG41 #uksnow
@domisatwit i hope you don’t get a frosty reception!
this could shake up teaching. i agree with some points, but, i don’t think teachers will like the idea! https://t.co/c2QxxnJu
anyone fancy a 15lb 8oz baby! https://t.co/c0jMni6F
is suffering from nested looping perl data cleaner headache! is it the weekend yet?
has been reading up on jekyll. i think i’ll go for a blog with links to stuff. the thought of a time based stream seems to much effort #lazy
thesambarnes Looking for a freelance Wordpress developer to start on a nice & simple project next week, does anybody have any suggestions? Please#in #in
is tagging photos in iPhoto - some mismatches are more unflattering than others! #iphoto #fail #learning
adds to the list of things you don’t expect to say driving home in the snow through town - is that a kayak? - innovative sled I suppose!
is loving everyone getting excited about snow. same ones will be bitching in 24 hours when it’s settled. panic shoppers stripped tesco bare.
saw some great #gphackday demos from all the guys and girls in @globaldev - exciting times
is making progress. has a mostly working prototype. need to get the data to pull from the db correctly now & sort my colours #gdhackdaykday
ordered something from @AmazonUK and very pleased to see that the prime delivery is royal mail this time and not hdnl!
of course it’s all relative, facebook for instance i imagine have everything in billion’s rather than millions but still.
you know you’re dealing with a big system when tables with 50 million rows are described as average. got db clusters with >1 billion rows…
@Memset_Kate iTerm2 ?