Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

September 2013

so iMessage random hanging is now starting to get annoying. hadn’t noticed until @TheKirstyWard mentioned it. please fix it @Apple

via Twitter for iPhone

everyone needs to listen to this song. crazy frog ain’t got nothing on this shizzle… ♫ The Fox — Ylspoti.fi/1dVXuo0rNWyh

via Spotify

praise to @TVP_Windsor & rps landlover who just stopped an insane kid who cycled across a jct against the lights, good job my brakes work!

via Twitter for Mac

need twitter to support auth apps. if Facebook, GitHub, Dropbox and Google can I’m sure your techs can do it!

via Twitter for iPhone

got to love @Apple store service. lock button dead, saw genius, 5 minutes later got a new phone.

via Mobile Web (M5)

IT’S FRRIIIIIIDDAAAAAAAAY! ♫ Doop — Dspoti.fi/16wfdj7Oaying

via Spotify

innocentdrinks The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

via web (retweeted on 3:52 PM, Sep 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

innocentdrinks Your Friday afternoon. Sorted. the90sbutton.com

via web (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Sep 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

if you have a yahoo email address read this https://t.co/QjBDqOWKek then either login, or, delete it! #yahoo #recycledemails

via Twitter for Mac

is venturing into a brave new world. writing one time scripts in ruby, not coldfusion or perl! following from ruby/sinatra earlier int he wk

via Twitter for Mac

needs a very strong drink. now.

via Twitter for Mac

RT @ONKYO_EU: And now let’s go: Win a pair of Onkyo’s new HiFi headphones and take premium sound quality on the road! RT to enter…

via Twitter for Mac

has got these I need to swap. I need, c f g j k m o p u x y 4 6 7 8 + * / pic.twitter.com/Rims1FBfa00

via Twitter for iPhone

@StevieBuckley pretty sure you’ll be sending @barryf to the end of a rainbow to pick up some lucky charms from a pot of gold :smile:

via Twitter for Mac in reply to StevieBuckley

RT @rosswilliams: Ruby Engineers - 12,000 RabbitMQ Transactions/second, 500 Million unique hits/Day, 16.5 Million User Notifications- http:…

via Twitter for Mac

i think @BBCNews has had better home page image loading days! pic.twitter.com/i6PEjty3fee

via Twitter for Mac

BBC News - China shows off 14 baby pandas https://t.co/iiuJsUF8Y9 #cuteness

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oh iPhone warranty good until October 8th, going to apple store ASAP to get my crappy lock button fixed then!

via Twitter for iPhone

still amuses me that people pay (100-300!) more on ebay for something you can buy new, legit in a shop! take the iPhone 5s. mad.

via web

bricked on upgrade but restored fine and had upgraded os. thinking I should have started from new though. ah well.

via Twitter for iPhone

@BritishGasHelp not happy. 2 mths after I book it 4 which was already 2 mths away. i’m paying for this, why? no service more likely break

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BritishGasHelp

@BritishGasHelp you just cancelled boiler svc 2mro & won’t help me get another 1. next avail is late nov! wasted time off. not good enough.

via Twitter for Mac

might go and climb in the fridge to warm up. pretty sure that’d be warmer than the office right now!

via Twitter for Mac

can’t install ios7 as phone is full and it needs 3.2GB of space apparently!

via Twitter for iPhone

for once i’m praising @AmazonUK. @CrocsEU just lost an order because amazon will give me not only free shipping but faster shipping

via Twitter for Mac

@MelKirk i want one of these, but, @flapjackthecat isn’t playing the game

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

Join me & the Moustache army, sign up for #Movember https://t.co/Ez2634VqKM - getting in early but hey cc/ @globalpersonals @globaldev

via Tweet Button

@carmat71 we’ve done it on a company level for two years, think this will be my forth. did a monkey tail last year. was irritating!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to carmat71

@laceyteuton @majorhayden every time i’ve visited the us and canada, i always use BBC… if if events break there CNN/Fox/ABC can be way off

via Twitter for Mac in reply to laceyteuton

RT @globaldev: Read the second part of our series of Ruby tips https://t.co/N7Pjx51OdQ #ruby

via Twitter for Mac

Percona Roman Vynar blogs on 5 reasons why MySQL replication lag is flapping between 0 and XXXXX bit.ly/18qMITt

via MySQL Performance Blog (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Sep 16th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

why does the rain bring out the stupid people. interesting trip to LGW just not hoping return is easier! plane has landed so good start.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @globaldev: Many thanks to @rackspaceuk for taking our Ops team out for dinner and drinks yesterday to celebrate 10 years we’ve hosted w…

via Twitter for Mac

@carmat71 i think @tomgiddings has a fiesta… i’ve got the smart and don’t you be messing with it. it’s a little bestie.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to carmat71

thechinaskinny Nice iPhone 5C comparison… pic.twitter.com/YMHMTx3jwK

via web (retweeted on 12:10 PM, Sep 12th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

can anyone who isn’t in the UK, has a cell phone with a 3G connection (not wifi) go to maxmind.com/en/locate_my_ipw and let me know what it shows?

via Twitter for Mac

@WindsorEtonBrew ooo let me know when the canberra is available - i want some more! cc/ @AndyB7777

via Twitter for Mac in reply to WindsorEtonBrew

@martingoode @tomgiddings yup. watched them on the plane coming back from Canada and had a big déjà vu moment. new one trailing as well.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to martingoode

@innocentdrinks you need to start a swap shop for magnets. I’ve got some extras! pic.twitter.com/2JTAkrQWZHH

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to innocentdrinks

has weeded the patio & cut the grass for only the 2nd time this summer! now pizza in waiting for tesco delivery before Sully swimming lesson

via Twitter for iPhone

would like to stab my eyes out with a fork. thanks.

via Twitter for Mac

this is a weird one, ministry sueing users for creating playlists https://t.co/Y2iOMibeBH - they going after every mp3 player user ever next?

via Twitter for Mac

surely in the yanky doodle land of sue for anything this guy can claim human rights abuse…. https://t.co/yo8IolodDl

via Twitter for Mac

@TheGhoti well, depends on syntax… your <a> wouldn’t really be valid, or you <i>….

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

â@boffbowshsh@ian_winterer there are two types of people in this world. 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data” LOL

via Twitter for Mac

OH: “there are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors”

via Twitter for Mac

@botherer their finger is on the pulse, just the person they’re checking is dead already cc/
@CraigGrannell

via Twitter for Mac in reply to botherer

JamesLafferty Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary. Future and Optimism have been removed.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:27 AM, Sep 3rd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

took my parents to Gatwick this morning and having been round & back on the M25 I don’t understand how people commute on that road!

via Twitter for Mac

@propaneapp got a notification of a new version, but, the website isn’t accessible in the UK

via web