Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

July 2012

@JimTheBaggie i suspect that @CharlotteAysh might not be best pleased and that’s putting in nicely

via Twitter for Mac in reply to JimTheBaggie

@ian_winter may have infact been judo, either way - they won

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ian_winter

has Canada vs USA wrestling on in the background. Canada just won by the looks of it

via Twitter for Mac

so on the olympic coverage we keep seeing the big red helta skelta type thing outside the stadium… what is it?e12

via Twitter for Mac

i’m a Canadian wrestler apparently! @TheGhoti - what are you? bbc.in/PhSN5go”

via Twitter for Mac

needs to buy a lottery ticket

via Twitter for Mac

@Loud_one fascinated? i’m sure that’s not the real word you’re after

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Loud_one

@TheGhoti biggest thing i noticed was loads and loads of buses! traffic was heavier but not too much worse. queued from middle gate.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to TheGhoti

has too much choice. 24 BBC hd Olympic channels and f1. When in doubt watch the ladies in bikinis.

via Twitter for iPhone

can’t someone cut him off, you know, like a curfew. this is way past 11:30.

via web

the only way this sad song will be better is when it stops. i guess that’s not fair, but, you can only sing this drunk & shout. nah nah nah

via web

oh ffs they had to wheel him out

via web

so those who compared the landscape to lord of rings, well, that’s pretty much like the beacons they lit. very cool mind you.

via web

@boffbowsh the guy with the cd won’t turn up anyway

via web in reply to boffbowsh

champion of the earth - now that’s a job title

via web

lexx2099 The Queen should light the flame- she’s the only one that’s Corgi registered.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:10 AM, Jul 28th, 2012 via web)

simon180 ET!

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:06 AM, Jul 28th, 2012 via web)

you’ve got armani for the italians, ralph lauren for the us & the half of the team bothered & not in portugal get’s gold shiny hoodies

via web

doesn’t want to piss of the samoans. ever.

via web

in other news both jenn and i really want a fat little corgi!

via web

so far there’s about 3 countries i’ve never heard of

via web

@Adamrneale according to wikipedia english and french are the olympic movement official languages. it’s wikipedia, must be true

via web in reply to Adamrneale

grayhaze Charles and Camilla wetting themselves laughing at all the commoners below while someone important uses the wrong wave to greet the Germans.

via Plume for Android (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Jul 27th, 2012 via web)

drewm Look, China. OUR CHILD SINGS.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Jul 27th, 2012 via web)

chriswidner Happy Sysadmin Day to those who get paged at 3am to keep the networks alive.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Jul 27th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

wld Today, we had a Bake Sale in aid of Thames Hospicecare. Look at this lot! yfrog.com/h3z3doesj

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Jul 27th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

stephenfry Pops head up quickly: complete vindication and victory for Paul Chambers in . Well done @DavidAllenGreen and team. Bye!

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Jul 27th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

if Mitt Romney doesn’t like it here then the obvious thing to do is to p*ss off back over the pond - we won’t miss you

via Twitter for Mac

@LDN: Fingers crossed this is just a joke!
LDN.in/yJccfQQ” - I kinda hope that’s real, gonna make for some hilarious twitpics!

via Twitter for Mac

anybody fancy designing me a custom carton style owl for my new website?

via web

@gglover2 take photos for use in future blackmail purposes cc/ @MelKirk

via web in reply to gglover2

isn’t sure of the point of @GAOTG as the basic advise in all situations is don’t travel. avoid trains, buses &roads. no ticket = screw you.

via Twitter for Mac

globalpersonals Great to be on board! MT @ProudToBeHiring: A big and warm welcome to @globalpersonals. It’s great to have you on board! bit.ly/IHv8uj

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Jul 24th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

thinks my cold and lack of sleep has transported me to a parallel dimension. there’s sun in this one and it’s reasonable warm.

via Twitter for Mac

really don’t want to get sick - can’t bear the thought of giving this crap to sullivan! feel shocking at the moment so not a good start.

via Twitter for Mac

MelKirk Amazing product placement by Sainsburys & 50 Shades of Grey (HT @DoronSalomon) pic.twitter.com/jP0Bxyvl

via web (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Jul 17th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@clearjanuary you know that’s a greenpeace hoax right?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to clearjanuary

wonders if @rackspaceemea know that my.rackspace.comu is dodgy around again open ticket fails, login randomly rails, view ticket fails

via Twitter for Mac

just got asked my Jenn off the back of a bunch of ebay purchases “are beads cooler if they come from dragons?” … erm yeah!

via web

JammyTheC GIRLS! To make up for all of today’s geekery, have this hilarious commentary of a couple’s breakup on a train: tinyurl.com/dxdgclm

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Jul 13th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@grantbunyan that’s on my list. so far the list is a 12c spyder, range/disco and an s4 avant

via Twitter for Mac in reply to grantbunyan

would like to send a Word Up whilst getting Delirious with Mr Wendal in Funkytown rocking a Buffalo Stance.

via Twitter for Mac

i think penguins would feel more at home in the office today than humans. freaking cold!

via Twitter for Mac

@rackerhacker it’s got an owl for a logo - that’s enough to get me to try it! cc/ @jimeh @YoruFukurou

via Twitter for Mac in reply to majorhayden

agit8or Reckon you could run Analytics for a global dating company, based in Windsor? You should DM me, we have the role for you!!

via web (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Jul 12th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@MelissaThompson turn off 3G (Settings>General>Network) on iPhone & apparently it works - or switch to @ThreeUK like I did! @O2 don’t care

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelissaThompson

@boffbowsh i tried @BBCr4today and @absoluteradio this morning - not sure, probably will be r4 as they adverts on absolute annoyed me

via Twitter for Mac in reply to boffbowsh

needs a new breakfast show to listen to now @ChrisMoylesShow is off and the @BBCR1 think at 30 I’m to old and don’t want me to listen

via Twitter for iPhone

just used the word mitigated in a comment on some code. it’s all downhill when the word length & complexity increases

via Twitter for Mac

@barryf i’d tried Genius Scan briefly as well - think it probably does pretty much the same deal

via Twitter for Mac in reply to barryf

@nathanpitman wow - you going for tallest building in berkshire award?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to nathanpitman

is listen to my bro-in-law @trevorpotts0’s new music on reverbnation - so far, i like it! reverbnation.com/artist/artist_…Tc

via Twitter for Mac

would like to thank @sagepay for the package I just received pic.twitter.com/rfov1t9bb

via Twitter for iPhone

isn’t happy @CHRISDJMOYLES is leaving @BBCR1. i hope it’s not scott mills that takes over or i’m going to need a new breakfast show!

via Twitter for Mac

@Haribocheeks even more so if you follow the rule: if the sun’s up, you can drink. remember it’s 5:30 somewhere, right now, Brisbane :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Haribocheeks

@Haribocheeks may as well go get mcdonald’s then a cheeky glass of vino for lunch as well. go all out :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Haribocheeks

@RussMichaels i know that, but, i don’t want it. no benefit. the new eula screws you over for cf10 as well, all about profiterring

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RussMichaels

would like to point out to @Adobe that your license model is terrible for ColdFusion. i don’t want cf10 - simple - let me buy 9!!!

via Twitter for Mac

@jasonkneen it’ll be on the news… a month’s worth of rain in a day :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonkneen

really needs to sort my website out

via Twitter for Mac

@MelKirk how long do bikini’s take to pack? isn’t that all women wear on the white isle?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

@bruntonspall delete it and disinfect your keyboard immediately :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bruntonspall

EmilyBrinnand This has made my day. The guy from Up actually exists: pic.twitter.com/cjGU8hGB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Jul 9th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

has had Jenn asked whilst watching bbc what’s that bug furry thing collection paper… it’s a womble they live in Wimbledon!!

via Twitter for iPhone

@easyjo aren’t you supposed to be cycling? cheat :p

via Twitter for Mac in reply to easyjo

@drewm yes and no. my box was broken for about an hour. when you’re up the middle of night baby feeding dead tv isn’t fun! :) it is nice tho

via web in reply to drewm

@drewm would have been nice to have some notice though. mine went about a week ago cc/ @nathanpitman

via web in reply to drewm

is listening to canadian radio and just heard when promoting “soccer” the tag line - “the first goal is having fun” - made me laugh

via web

needs a bigger drink now. nice cold ruined dinner as well.

via Twitter for iPhone

needs a ****ing drink

via Twitter for iPhone

@MelKirk at first glance i didn’t think that was a microphone!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MelKirk

has just been told about @rockabyebaby by @JammyTheC and is now making a mix tape from the @AmazonUK mp3 store… awesome!

via web

has got the best super soft baby blanket ever as a present for sully for Coleen… It rolls up and is an owl!!! pic.twitter.com/eMcxXoP11

via Twitter for iPhone

@nathanpitman let’s be honest, i’m not sure he’s your builder :) at least he’s not drinking a cup of tea and he’s doing some work

via Twitter for Mac in reply to nathanpitman

@trevorpotts0 can i get an mp3 copy, or mail a disc old skool style :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to trevorpotts0

FergusCraig Just bought some distressed jeans. Trying to calm them down. Think they might have just been in a car accident.

via web (retweeted on 2:38 PM, Jul 4th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

might have fixed a really really freaking annoying CF JDBC issue with the hit it with a bloody big hammer approach. we’ll see.

via Twitter for Mac

@willcarling quick twitter search, apparently a vehicle fire at J4 if that was near you

via Twitter for Mac in reply to willcarling

@Haribocheeks it’s an amazing feeling. @Loud_one has done one, i’ve done two… get on with it!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Haribocheeks

@drewm their idea of a safe place was throwing my aerosol of BBQ paint over my 6’ high side gate in 22C heat last week @YodelOnline

via Twitter for Mac in reply to drewm

@dylanbeattie you could look at stated & graphite, @Etsy use it with great success codeascraft.etsy.com/2011/02/15/mea…p cc/@lallydd

via Twitter for Mac in reply to lallyd

is very impressed with the new @CotswoldOutdoor in Windsor although I do fear for @timblair’s credit card based on his recent text to me!

via Twitter for Mac

AndyJ The Star Wars That I Used To Know: youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPX…

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 2:12 PM, Jul 3rd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@easyjo ah yes hours of fun. inline replace -i ” is your friend.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to easyjo

@domisatwit never too early to think about it. always know where, when and what your next meal is. just in case =D

via Twitter for Mac in reply to domisatwit