@JimTheBaggie i suspect that @CharlotteAysh might not be best pleased and that’s putting in nicely
@ian_winter may have infact been judo, either way - they won
has Canada vs USA wrestling on in the background. Canada just won by the looks of it #london2012 #gocanada
so on the olympic coverage we keep seeing the big red helta skelta type thing outside the stadium… what is it?#lazywebe#london201212
i’m a Canadian wrestler apparently! @TheGhoti - what are you? bbc.in/PhSN5goâ€
needs to buy a lottery ticket
@Loud_one fascinated? i’m sure that’s not the real word you’re after
@TheGhoti biggest thing i noticed was loads and loads of buses! traffic was heavier but not too much worse. queued from middle gate.
has too much choice. 24 BBC hd Olympic channels and f1. When in doubt watch the ladies in bikinis. #London2012 #BBC
@jasonkneen or bono
can’t someone cut him off, you know, like a curfew. this is way past 11:30.
the only way this sad song will be better is when it stops. i guess that’s not fair, but, you can only sing this drunk & shout. nah nah nah
oh ffs they had to wheel him out
so those who compared the landscape to lord of rings, well, that’s pretty much like the beacons they lit. very cool mind you.
@boffbowsh the guy with the cd won’t turn up anyway
champion of the earth - now that’s a job title
@thesambarnes you related?
lexx2099 The Queen should light the flame- she’s the only one that’s Corgi registered.
simon180 ET!
you’ve got armani for the italians, ralph lauren for the us & the half of the team bothered & not in portugal get’s gold shiny hoodies
@andrewscrivener omg - amasing #want
doesn’t want to piss of the samoans. ever.
in other news both jenn and i really want a fat little corgi!
so far there’s about 3 countries i’ve never heard of #london2012
@Adamrneale according to wikipedia english and french are the olympic movement official languages. it’s wikipedia, must be true
RT @grayhaze: Charles and Camilla wetting themselves laughing at all the commoners below while someone important uses the wrong wave to …
drewm Look, China. OUR CHILD SINGS.
chriswidner Happy Sysadmin Day to those who get paged at 3am to keep the networks alive.
wld Today, we had a Bake Sale in aid of Thames Hospicecare. Look at this lot! yfrog.com/h3z3doesj
stephenfry Pops head up quickly: complete vindication and victory for Paul Chambers in #twitterjoketrial. Well done @DavidAllenGreen and team. Bye!
if Mitt Romney doesn’t like it here then the obvious thing to do is to p*ss off back over the pond - we won’t miss you #RomneyShambles
â@LDNDN: Fingers crossed this is just a joke!LDN.in/yJccfQLfQ†- I kinda hope that’s real, gonna make for some hilarious twitpics!
anybody fancy designing me a custom carton style owl for my new website?
babies hate heat #fact
isn’t sure of the point of @GAOTG as the basic advise in all situations is don’t travel. avoid trains, buses &roads. no ticket = screw you.
@barryf awesome, congratulations!
globalpersonals Great to be on board! MT @ProudToBeHiring: A big and warm welcome to @globalpersonals. It’s great to have you on board! bit.ly/IHv8uj
thinks my cold and lack of sleep has transported me to a parallel dimension. there’s sun in this one and it’s reasonable warm.
really don’t want to get sick - can’t bear the thought of giving this crap to sullivan! feel shocking at the moment so not a good start.
MelKirk Amazing product placement by Sainsburys & 50 Shades of Grey (HT @DoronSalomon) pic.twitter.com/jP0Bxyvl
@clearjanuary you know that’s a greenpeace hoax right?
wonders if @rackspaceemea know that my.rackspace.comu is dodgy around again open ticket fails, login randomly rails, view ticket fails
just got asked my Jenn off the back of a bunch of ebay purchases “are beads cooler if they come from dragons?” … erm yeah!
JammyTheC GIRLS! To make up for all of today’s geekery, have this hilarious commentary of a couple’s breakup on a train: tinyurl.com/dxdgclm
@grantbunyan that’s on my list. so far the list is a 12c spyder, range/disco and an s4 avant #needstowinthelottery
would like to send a Word Up whilst getting Delirious with Mr Wendal in Funkytown rocking a Buffalo Stance. #keepingitoldskool #tfif
i think penguins would feel more at home in the office today than humans. freaking cold!
@rackerhacker it’s got an owl for a logo - that’s enough to get me to try it! cc/ @jimeh @YoruFukurou
agit8or Reckon you could run Analytics for a global dating company, based in Windsor? You should DM me, we have the role for you!! #jobs
@MelissaThompson turn off 3G (Settings>General>Network) on iPhone & apparently it works - or switch to @ThreeUK like I did! @O2 don’t care
@boffbowsh i tried @BBCr4today and @absoluteradio this morning - not sure, probably will be r4 as they adverts on absolute annoyed me
needs a new breakfast show to listen to now @ChrisMoylesShow is off and the @BBCR1 think at 30 I’m to old and don’t want me to listen #bye
just used the word mitigated in a comment on some code. it’s all downhill when the word length & complexity increases #operations #risk
@barryf i’d tried Genius Scan briefly as well - think it probably does pretty much the same deal
@nathanpitman wow - you going for tallest building in berkshire award?
is listen to my bro-in-law @trevorpotts0’s new music on reverbnation - so far, i like it! https://t.co/MFZOHOxT #newmusic
would like to thank @sagepay for the package I just received pic.twitter.com/rfov1t9bb
isn’t happy @CHRISDJMOYLES is leaving @BBCR1. i hope it’s not scott mills that takes over or i’m going to need a new breakfast show!
@Haribocheeks even more so if you follow the rule: if the sun’s up, you can drink. remember it’s 5:30 somewhere, right now, Brisbane :)
@Haribocheeks may as well go get mcdonald’s then a cheeky glass of vino for lunch as well. go all out :)
@RussMichaels i know that, but, i don’t want it. no benefit. the new eula screws you over for cf10 as well, all about profiterring
would like to point out to @Adobe that your license model is terrible for ColdFusion. i don’t want cf10 - simple - let me buy 9!!!
@jasonkneen it’ll be on the news… a month’s worth of rain in a day :)
really needs to sort my website out
@MelKirk how long do bikini’s take to pack? isn’t that all women wear on the white isle?
@bruntonspall delete it and disinfect your keyboard immediately :)
EmilyBrinnand This has made my day. The guy from Up actually exists: pic.twitter.com/cjGU8hGB
has had Jenn asked whilst watching bbc what’s that bug furry thing collection paper… it’s a womble they live in Wimbledon!! #outrageous
@easyjo aren’t you supposed to be cycling? cheat :p
@drewm yes and no. my box was broken for about an hour. when you’re up the middle of night baby feeding dead tv isn’t fun! :) it is nice tho
@drewm would have been nice to have some notice though. mine went about a week ago cc/ @nathanpitman
is listening to canadian radio and just heard when promoting “soccer” the tag line - “the first goal is having fun” - made me laugh
needs a bigger drink now. nice cold ruined dinner as well. #FFS
needs a ****ing drink
@MelKirk at first glance i didn’t think that was a microphone!
has just been told about @rockabyebaby by @JammyTheC and is now making a mix tape from the @AmazonUK mp3 store… awesome!
has got the best super soft baby blanket ever as a present for sully for Coleen… It rolls up and is an owl!!! pic.twitter.com/eMcxXoP11
@nathanpitman let’s be honest, i’m not sure he’s your builder :) at least he’s not drinking a cup of tea and he’s doing some work
@trevorpotts0 can i get an mp3 copy, or mail a disc old skool style :)
FergusCraig Just bought some distressed jeans. Trying to calm them down. Think they might have just been in a car accident.
might have fixed a really really freaking annoying CF JDBC issue with the hit it with a bloody big hammer approach. we’ll see.
@willcarling quick twitter search, apparently a vehicle fire at J4 if that was near you
@Haribocheeks it’s an amazing feeling. @Loud_one has done one, i’ve done two… get on with it!
@Haribocheeks DO IT!
@drewm their idea of a safe place was throwing my aerosol of BBQ paint over my 6’ high side gate in 22C heat last week @YodelOnline
@dylanbeattie you could look at stated & graphite, @etsy use it with great success https://t.co/g0Z7yorp cc/ @lallyd
is very impressed with the new @CotswoldOutdoor in Windsor although I do fear for @timblair’s credit card based on his recent text to me!
@JammyTheC you need to hear this: https://t.co/FAMPuu2a
RT @AndyJ: The Star Wars That I Used To Know: https://t.co/LnXZPhIU #starwars
@keithclarkcouk wow! looks awesome
@easyjo ah yes hours of fun. inline replace -i ” is your friend.
@domisatwit never too early to think about it. always know where, when and what your next meal is. just in case =D