@grayhaze congratulations and celebrations. may all you guinea pig dreams come true :)
any graphic designers want to help me (for suitable plugs) do a cartoony style avatar for my new site. got idea but no talent. any takers?
@thesambarnes you’re need to get some funky glasses based on the awesome @digitalPMsummit line up to fit it ;)
lyric of the day - “who needs love when you’ve got silicon and strap ons” ♫ Staring At the Stars — Passenspoti.fi/12DpNkBrrCJH
RT @FrancescaHeath: Never be sad again - look at these baby ducks on @buzzfeed https://t.co/oLtq0sk34g
@AirCanada thanks. i’d read that. ours is slightly bigger but same style. hardly any on the market that fit inside those dimensions hence q?
@HeebieB you can’t mention column inches without mentioning feet size and the relationship to manhood. that’s part two isn’t it…?
@AirCanada hi, flying LHR to YQT via YYZ, what size strollers are ok? would a maclaren quest (https://t.co/tDSE5pIAcB) be ok to gate check?
@LinkedInHelp awesome. thanks.
@ThreeUKSupport thanks. all sorted hopefully.
RT @geoffcwatts: To celebrate the launch of my book https://t.co/hcigpppnyy anyone who RT’s this will be entered into a draw to win a copy …
has just discovered command line speedtest courtesy of https://t.co/wtcvjGzrbM - awesome! downside, work connection still hasn’t upgraded
superninjarobot @xaprb “I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.”
hey @LinkedIn how do i stop being endorsed? they’re a complete waste of space & time. folks i hardly know endorsing me for things i can’t do
RT @ONKYO_EU: Win the TX-NR626 and discover a fascinating new world of music — RT until June 5 to enter…
@innocentdrinks how about a moon walking bird? https://t.co/OAmSXxOICr
innocentdrinks Then everyone got bored of cats so now we have dog beards pic.twitter.com/lQBhmFkI0N
innocentdrinks Then we had a cat with a cat beard pic.twitter.com/MUbak1A1XN
@jennalou_k not sure your brolly is big enough ;)
StevieBuckley Quote of the day: “Your baby may mean the world to you, but to everyone else it’s just a glorified Tamagotchi.”
friend of mind has a front end job going at kickdex.com/jobs/r, if that’s not for you then@globalpersonalss have vacancies as well
@Timato_ yo no hablo Inglés
who, me? pic.twitter.com/LmVI1d5uVMM
@krissygoround looks like our brother in arms has been rumbled… https://t.co/Zs9RfJJ6M6
@ThreeUKSupport i’ve got a couple of monthly contracts with you guys, is it possible to change the direct debit dates at all?
once again LinkedIn thinks I might be interested in a ops mgr job at sagepay. erm. nope. oh & i’ve been endorsed by strangers for MySQL.
so westcall is no more. now have NHS 111 to deal with. didn’t have to wait and did speak to a nurse but wasn’t overly helpful!
has just been asked, “who runs the cloud servers? Care Bears?” - they might do, would explain few things
someone needs to invent a short sleeve jumper/sweater. probably already have, but, would save my sleeve rolling!
Akamai Pragma Debug Headers : https://t.co/YhC6dZELaH - incredibly useful resource!
@boffbowsh pushstarter
just found this https://t.co/pIy7vOzn64 - very cool! turns out over a 500k row sample we chug ~15k/s
thanks to escuadrón monos caos (@WheresWardyy@boffbowshh) we upgrade two critical systems with no downtime, errors or issues!#boomm#jfdii
@timblair yeah, was a little bit chaos monkey but no-one noticed and the app stated up. win!
today is mostly about JFDI
First music video ever to be filmed in outer space??? https://t.co/m4OLbQ553h #GetThisToNumber1 - awesome. this guy is out of this world!
jack is dead. long live the queen. pic.twitter.com/cnqbGEC23hh
is watching the voice, Jenn says ‘cut your f**king hair you look like a greasy little meatball’, ‘why are they wearing sh*t ugly clothes’
@thesambarnes for realz. that’s pinnacle eh @boffbowsh
@thesambarnes so are you watching it or recording it to keep it for ever?
it’s friday. fuck it all, let’s go to the chip shop.
@james_allardice wow - i was in the process of migrating but never finished (can’t sort the design) but will have a look again. looks nice!
horse event in great park equals traffic chaos
@ThreeUKSupport i have a desire s, orig’ on o2, unlocked & working on 3, can i use the 4.0 wwe f/ware on htcdev.comz to upgrade?
BBC News - Major fire in Windsor town centre bbc.in/YEih8AB - crazy I walked past it in lunch yesterday!
@agit8or cherry Pepsi. and I didn’t try as it hasn’t been in the fridge.
running low! good job am going to duty free soon. will it go with chepsi though? pic.twitter.com/uukLUTadbHH
@barryf you think that, @larrylou100 might think you now need to talk flowers and decorations :)
globalpersonals Twitter, we’re hiring! Find out why our Globalites love it here & see our full list of vacancies. bit.ly/11EmHc5 #hiring
The World’s Largest Rubber Duck Arrives in Hong Kong | Colossal” https://t.co/Rph27RkO6M via @techopsguru cc/
@StevieBuckley horses? Meh!
drewm - May the 4th be with you.
- And also with you.
- Lift up your hearts.
- We lift them to The Lord.
Wait.
thanks to @FHTechTeam for helping with a ton of contact updates
globalpersonals Hey Twitter, did you know we’re hiring? Find out why our Globalites love it there & see our full list of vacancies! bit.ly/11EmHc5
lovely day for a stroll pic.twitter.com/UA2BxkxIrjj
doesn’t just have a burnt forehead. turns out I’ve gone a crispy shade of lobster!
has a sun burnt forehead