Ian Winter (@ian_winter)

Berkshire, UK

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @ian_winter ever

May 2013

@grayhaze congratulations and celebrations. may all you guinea pig dreams come true :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to grayhaze

any graphic designers want to help me (for suitable plugs) do a cartoony style avatar for my new site. got idea but no talent. any takers?

via Twitter for Mac

@thesambarnes you’re need to get some funky glasses based on the awesome @digitalPMsummit line up to fit it ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thesambarnes

lyric of the day - “who needs love when you’ve got silicon and strap ons” ♫ Staring At the Stars – Passengespoti.fi/12DpNkBCJH

via Spotify

FrancescaHeath Never be sad again - look at these baby ducks on @BuzzFeed buzzfeed.com/mjs538/dont-be…

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 4:30 PM, May 30th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@AirCanada thanks. i’d read that. ours is slightly bigger but same style. hardly any on the market that fit inside those dimensions hence q?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to AirCanada

@HeebieB you can’t mention column inches without mentioning feet size and the relationship to manhood. that’s part two isn’t it…?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to HeebieB

@AirCanada hi, flying LHR to YQT via YYZ, what size strollers are ok? would a maclaren quest (shopmaclarenbaby.com/Quest-Black-Ch…B) be ok to gate check?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AirCanada

geoffcwatts To celebrate the launch of my book amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/095758… anyone who RT’s this will be entered into a draw to win a copy on Friday

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:09 AM, May 30th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

has just discovered command line speedtest courtesy of github.com/sivel/speedtes… - awesome! downside, work connection still hasn’t upgraded

via OS X

superninjarobot @xaprb “I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:57 PM, May 29th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

hey @LinkedIn how do i stop being endorsed? they’re a complete waste of space & time. folks i hardly know endorsing me for things i can’t do

via Twitter for Mac

ONKYO_EU Win the TX-NR626 and discover a fascinating new world of music – RT until June 5 to enter…

via web (retweeted on 11:01 AM, May 29th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

innocentdrinks Then everyone got bored of cats so now we have dog beards pic.twitter.com/lQBhmFkI0N

via web (retweeted on 10:16 AM, May 29th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

innocentdrinks Then we had a cat with a cat beard pic.twitter.com/MUbak1A1XN

via web (retweeted on 10:16 AM, May 29th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@jennalou_k not sure your brolly is big enough ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jennalou_k

StevieBuckley Quote of the day: “Your baby may mean the world to you, but to everyone else it’s just a glorified Tamagotchi.”

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:43 AM, May 24th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

friend of mind has a front end job going at kickdex.com/jobs/r, if that’s not for you then@globalpersonalss have vacancies as well

via Twitter for Mac

@krissygoround looks like our brother in arms has been rumbled..bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…6M6

via OS X

@ThreeUKSupport i’ve got a couple of monthly contracts with you guys, is it possible to change the direct debit dates at all?

via web

once again LinkedIn thinks I might be interested in a ops mgr job at sagepay. erm. nope. oh & i’ve been endorsed by strangers for MySQL.

via Twitter for iPhone

so westcall is no more. now have NHS 111 to deal with. didn’t have to wait and did speak to a nurse but wasn’t overly helpful!

via Twitter for iPhone

has just been asked, “who runs the cloud servers? Care Bears?” - they might do, would explain few things

via Twitter for iPhone

someone needs to invent a short sleeve jumper/sweater. probably already have, but, would save my sleeve rolling!

via Twitter for Mac

Akamai Pragma Debug Headers : mesmor.com/2012/03/18/aka…H - incredibly useful resource!

via Tweet Button

just found this instagram-engineering.tumblr.com/post/231320093…4 - very cool! turns out over a 500k row sample we chug ~15k/s

via web

thanks to escuadrón monos caos ( @WheresWardy @boffbowsh) we upgrade two critical systems with no downtime, errors or issues!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to boffbowsh

@timblair yeah, was a little bit chaos monkey but no-one noticed and the app stated up. win!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to timblair

today is mostly about JFDI

via Twitter for Mac

First music video ever to be filmed in outer space??? youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9d…h1 - awesome. this guy is out of this world!

via Twitter for iPhone

is watching the voice, Jenn says ‘cut your f**king hair you look like a greasy little meatball’, ‘why are they wearing sh*t ugly clothes’

via Twitter for iPhone

@thesambarnes so are you watching it or recording it to keep it for ever?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thesambarnes

it’s friday. fuck it all, let’s go to the chip shop.

via Twitter for Mac

@james_allardice wow - i was in the process of migrating but never finished (can’t sort the design) but will have a look again. looks nice!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to james_allardice

horse event in great park equals traffic chaos

via Twitter for iPhone

@ThreeUKSupport i have a desire s, orig’ on o2, unlocked & working on 3, can i use the 4.0 wwe f/ware on htcdev.comz to upgrade?

via web

BBC News - Major fire in Windsor town centre bbc.in/YEih8AB - crazy I walked past it in lunch yesterday!

via Tweet Button

@agit8or cherry Pepsi. and I didn’t try as it hasn’t been in the fridge.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to agit8or

running low! good job am going to duty free soon. will it go with chepsi though? pic.twitter.com/uukLUTadbHH

via Twitter for iPhone

@barryf you think that, @larrylou100 might think you now need to talk flowers and decorations :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to barryf

globalpersonals Twitter, we’re hiring! Find out why our Globalites love it here & see our full list of vacancies. bit.ly/11EmHc5

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 7:38 PM, May 6th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

The World’s Largest Rubber Duck Arrives in Hong Kong | Colossal” thisiscolossal.com/2013/05/the-wo…M via@techopsguruu cc/@StevieBuckleyy horses? Meh!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to techopsguru

drewm - May the 4th be with you.
- And also with you.
- Lift up your hearts.
- We lift them to The Lord.

Wait.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:58 AM, May 4th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

thanks to @FHTechTeam for helping with a ton of contact updates

via Twitter for Mac

globalpersonals Hey Twitter, did you know we’re hiring? Find out why our Globalites love it there & see our full list of vacancies! bit.ly/11EmHc5

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 2:15 PM, May 2nd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

doesn’t just have a burnt forehead. turns out I’ve gone a crispy shade of lobster!

via Twitter for iPhone

has a sun burnt forehead

via Twitter for iPhone