How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
the fire alarm can go do one
BBC News - Bonnie Tyler chosen as Eurovision UK entry bbc.in/VJ9FuZm - hmm.#eurovisionn
@boffbowsh still bloody is. not sure if there’s any point backtracking though now. stuck on way to Mercedes garage from town side.
forgot about Bracknell traffic. it’s freaking terrible. plus idiots in the rain.
ring the bell for the attention of the blood test team. dial a vampire! very quick and no wait. Will use this place again!
waiting for the NHS. what a surprise. doesn’t actually open until 8am tho and the royal Berks Bracknell clinic is actually very nice! #blood